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how to deal with trouble children

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well I've never posted on here before, my son just told me that maybe you could help a bit. I guess you help him sometimes or somethin, although he said you can be kind of dicks, and he had to help me set up this thing.

anyway

I've come to ask about my daughter. I've lately found out she is, to put it really fuckin bluntly, is kind of a slut. I've found out she has quiet the reputation, and that she has done the bed polka with a few boys, at least one of whom was a lot older than her.

shy of going on Maury and/or havin her spayed

what do you recommend I do, 4chan?