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Anonymous !!f2qObXZASpf Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:31:00 No.7813600 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7813681 >>7813731 >>7813828 >>7813962

Help me out /adv/

My parents caught me hummingbirding.

I have never seen them so upset.

What the fuck do??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:32:00 No.7813607 Report

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how did you get caught?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:33:00 No.7813615 Report

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OH GOD WHY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:33:00 No.7813621 Report

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No fucking way in hell is this a real thing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:34:00 No.7813627 Report

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what.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:34:00 No.7813632 Report

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>2011

> getting caught hummingbirding

Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:35:00 No.7813638 Report

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you sage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:35:00 No.7813640 Report

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Seriously guys, how the fuck do i explain this shit to them??

Green !!f2qObXZASpf

Green !!f2qObXZASpf Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:35:00 No.7813642 Report

Quoted By: >>7813660

Those poor birds. Fuck that makes me sad/pisses me off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:35:00 No.7813648 Report

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3/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:35:00 No.7813649 Report

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All of my what

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:36:00 No.7813653 Report

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hahahaha what the fuck hahaha oh my god. My life is so much better now. Thank you OP.

Noko Ono !!bJNx35kuTHm

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Noko Ono !!bJNx35kuTHm Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:36:00 No.7813658 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:36:00 No.7813660 Report

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>>7813642

Dude, they don't get hurt.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:38:00 No.7813681 Report

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>>7813600
>>7813600
>>7813600

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:38:00 No.7813683 Report

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OP, i was in the same situation, except it was my gf.

Just be honest, you owe them that at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:39:00 No.7813695 Report

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>2011

> still hummingbirding

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:40:00 No.7813707 Report

Quoted By: >>7813729

Why would you that?! What the fuck man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:41:00 No.7813729 Report

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>>7813707

You will never experience a sensation like it.

The birds do not get hurt in any way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:42:00 No.7813731 Report

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>>7813600

Is that some sort of deviant sexual practice or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:43:00 No.7813753 Report

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seek help, and fast.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:45:00 No.7813779 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:47:00 No.7813810 Report

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what

the

fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:48:00 No.7813828 Report

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>>7813600
WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK DID I JUST SEE. U BETTER BE FUCKING TROLLING NIGGER

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:48:00 No.7813830 Report

Quoted By: >>7813925

How do you even find so many hummingbirds? I've never seen any more than one at a time.

Also, how the fuck did you get caught?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:50:00 No.7813847 Report

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i dont want to live on this planet anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:50:00 No.7813859 Report

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how the fuck what jews tomb raider

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:50:00 No.7813861 Report

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ITT: white knights on 4chan looking down on hummingbirding

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:52:00 No.7813871 Report

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Dear God!

Of all the years on the Interwebs I don't even.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:53:00 No.7813892 Report

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>that feel when you will never get to try hummingbirding

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:54:00 No.7813918 Report

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>>7813892
>>7813892

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:55:00 No.7813920 Report

Quoted By: >>7813937

i'm not white knighting as much as i am wondering what the fuck this shit is

god i need to lurk more

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:55:00 No.7813925 Report

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>>7813830

Most of them are bought, not caught. (not as good as the wild ones though)

Got caught pre-assemble.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:55:00 No.7813937 Report

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>>7813920

been here since 06, this is a new one for me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:57:00 No.7813962 Report

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>>7813600

My bros in school are hardcore humbirds, I heard it is illegal, CNN also mentioned it..

Gray !JjOmAIyMyM

Gray !JjOmAIyMyM Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:57:00 No.7813965 Report

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I've heard it works better with bees.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:58:00 No.7813968 Report

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>>7813937

>06

> not familiar with hummingbirding

mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 09:58:00 No.7813974 Report

Quoted By: >>7814059

>>7813968

>It will never be pete time

;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:01:00 No.7814004 Report

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>>7813962

only due to butthurt whiteknights who know fuck all about it claiming it injures the birds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:02:00 No.7814027 Report

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Well.

The internet can still surprise me.

Waddayaknow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:03:00 No.7814037 Report

Quoted By: >>7814068

>hummingbirding
>2011

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:04:00 No.7814052 Report

Quoted By: >>7814076 >>7814142

MEANWHILE AT HOLIDAY INN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:04:00 No.7814059 Report

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>>7813974
NO DON'T FUCKING POST IT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:05:00 No.7814068 Report

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>>7814037

>3MB

fucking wizards

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:05:00 No.7814072 Report

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i'm more concerned about his choice of underwear i'f i'm honest.

Green !!f2qObXZASpf

Green !!f2qObXZASpf Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:05:00 No.7814076 Report

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>>7814052
I'm so upset right now. :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:07:00 No.7814102 Report

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WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN

fuck this place. seriously. i dont need this shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:07:00 No.7814109 Report

Quoted By: >>7814308

what the flying fuck

Of all the things I have seen on the internet

like seriously

in my wildest

what

in my wildest imagination I couldn't even come up with something this retarded

like seriously I think my brain just broke

this cannot be real

what the fuck

what the flying fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:08:00 No.7814124 Report

Quoted By: >>7814175

It begins

the birth of a meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:08:00 No.7814129 Report

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Poor birdies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:10:00 No.7814142 Report

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>>7814052
What am I looking at here? Did someone smuggle a tiger cub in a suitcase?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:10:00 No.7814146 Report

Quoted By: >>7814245 >>7814365

I've seen some shit man, and that's among the most what I've seen.
I've seen a guy cut off a dog's head and sew the muzzle and ears to his face. That I understood. He was crazy and wanted to be a dog.
But the fuck is this shit?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:12:00 No.7814161 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:12:00 No.7814166 Report

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I keep scrolling back up to look at it and it makes less and less sense each time.
Magnificent job OP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:13:00 No.7814171 Report

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that feel when you hummingbird

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:13:00 No.7814175 Report

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>>7814124

posting in what I expect to be a legendary thread.

Also, holy fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:14:00 No.7814184 Report

Quoted By: >>7814197

do they peck at you?

i dont get it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:15:00 No.7814197 Report

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>>7814184
Pretty sure he's trying to smuggle them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:16:00 No.7814217 Report

Quoted By: >>7814259

The set of pictures is from some guy trying to smuggle hummingbirds through an airport. Not that crazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:17:00 No.7814223 Report

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This is a thing? I did not know this was a thing. I think I'm a little more insane after learning of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:17:00 No.7814234 Report

Quoted By: >>7814302

was funnier when I thought it was real and not some dude smuggling birds in his pants

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:18:00 No.7814243 Report

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:18:00 No.7814245 Report

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>>7814146

i remember that shit, post the pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:19:00 No.7814256 Report

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MOAR HUMMINGBIRDING

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:19:00 No.7814259 Report

Quoted By: >>7814375

>>7814217

Would that be even more insane? Like why would you even be smuggling the things in the first place? And if you were why would you want their beaks positioned directly pointing toward your dick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:21:00 No.7814288 Report

Quoted By: >>7814313

Someone please explain what this is. The internet won't tell me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:21:00 No.7814290 Report

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i need answers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:22:00 No.7814302 Report

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>>7814234

Yeah, it was =/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:22:00 No.7814308 Report

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>>7814109

this is me

I have been staring at this thread for 15 minutes.

I simply cannot believe that I am the same species as these nut jobs

like I'm serious I am a broken man

I used to think I was sane but this thread brought me to my knees. What the fuck. The internet is the strangest, most fucked up thing I have ever witnessed.

Endless information and stupidity, and all of it was put here by other human beings. What the fuck. What the fuck.

I have been browsing 4chan for four years. I have seen mutilated bodies, furries yiffing, two girls swap a dildo between their asses. Nothing has knocked me flat on my ass like this thread.

What the fuck. I just don't get it. I cannot fathom the thought process that went through this person's mind when he decided to put hummingbirds in little strait jackets and put them in his pants for sexual purposes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:23:00 No.7814313 Report

Quoted By: >>7814332

>>7814288

you dont want to know, trust me.

also, nice dubs newfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:24:00 No.7814323 Report

Quoted By: >>7814359

>>7814308

>for sexual purposes

he was smuggling them for cash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:24:00 No.7814332 Report

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>>7814313
No, actually I really do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:25:00 No.7814336 Report

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I am high as fuck right now and this is the fucknig funnest thing I've ever seen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:25:00 No.7814342 Report

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Are they dead or what?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:26:00 No.7814352 Report

Quoted By: >>7814370 >>7814449

This is the kind of stuff that comes out of /an/.

There was a thread yesterday or the day before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:27:00 No.7814359 Report

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>>7814323

Oh, I missed the smuggling post. Fuck.

That makes slightly more sense, but still, hummingbirds in little jackets in your boxers has got to be the strangest thing I have ever seen.

I was just telling my friend this morning that I had seen the darkest recesses of the internet and nothing could surprise me. Boy was I wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:27:00 No.7814365 Report

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>>7814146
You know that's a shop, right?

And I presume the reasoning for this is smuggling, which makes as much sense as anything, really. People try to get animals through security in all sorts of fucked up ways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:27:00 No.7814370 Report

Quoted By: >>7814382

>>7814352

could of kept it going a little longer, faggit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:28:00 No.7814375 Report

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>>7814259
>Like why would you even be smuggling the things in the first place?
Money? Or if you mean why you have to smuggle them, biological controls. You usually can't take anything alive (including fruit or whatever) on a lot of international flights.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:28:00 No.7814379 Report

Quoted By: >>7814439 >>7814633

please....please archive this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:28:00 No.7814382 Report

Quoted By: >>7814391

>>7814370
>Implying it isn't there still.

Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:29:00 No.7814385 Report

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you know why you were caught? because your shitty guide doesn't include shit about silencing the birdslaves (the hummingbirds to newfags). you need to slice them slightly to prevent them from making noise. your parents probably heard them while you were 'birding.

also tell them it was a science fair project, worked for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:29:00 No.7814391 Report

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>>7814382

under a far less funnier pretense

*slow clap*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:31:00 No.7814405 Report

Quoted By: >>7814424

>>7814391
Not sure if trolling or just retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:32:00 No.7814424 Report

Quoted By: >>7814432

>>7814405
> go die in a fire.
> start another beta thread

choose one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:33:00 No.7814432 Report

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>>7814424
someones butthurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:33:00 No.7814439 Report

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>>7814379
It's half way there already.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:34:00 No.7814449 Report

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>>7814352

mfw i noticed moist spots around his pants

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:35:00 No.7814459 Report

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So, the birds get to spend like half a day snuggled up against some dudes balls so some rich asshole can accidently underfeed them a week later. Douce bags...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:38:00 No.7814486 Report

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>that feel when you're part of something
humming
bird
ing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 10:49:00 No.7814633 Report

Quoted By: >>7815077

>>7814379
http://www.chanarchive.org/requests

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 11:38:00 No.7815077 Report

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>>7814633

One more!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 11:46:00 No.7815137 Report

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http://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/article998799.ece

>Sony Dong
Hah.

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