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It's a boy!

!!Y6th7F6WAoC No.7932817 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>Know girl.
>She wants to have a friends with benefits type relationship.
>Why the fuck not?
>Girl is cute with a good body...or so I thought.
>She says since we're going to be doing it she wanted to show me something so there's no surprises.
>Takes off her shirt.
>Notice something odd.
>Girl stuffs her bra.
>Boobs were a lie.
>She takes off her bra.
>Flat is a board. Seen roads with more speed bumps than her chest.
>Unintentionally started laughing a little bit before I stopped myself real quick.
>She gets mad at me and asks why I'm laughing.
>Say I'm sorry and I just found it a bit funny.
>She gets upset and says I don't find her attractive now.
>Tell her no and it's just the bra thing and her flat chest surprised me.
>She looks at me like I just killed her dog and starts crying.
>She says she doesn't want to do this anymore.
>Starts putting on her clothes again.
>She calls me a jerk and went home.
>Still kind of smirking about it.

This was a few hours ago. I feel kind of bad, how should I make it up to her? I called her and she's actually genuinely upset over it, she was all crying and shit over the phone. I didn't mean to hurt her feelings, I can enjoy a flat chest too.