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I only know about partying
>If you don't know anyone at a party, from the second you get there be social, find the host, talk to them. They want to meet people otherwise the party would be invite only.
>Don't drink to excess. Drink a glass of water for each other thing you drink and it shouldn't be that hard. Otherwise it's like rolling a snowball down a hill.
>Don't draw on that passed out dude, you never know what shit he's gonna be doing tomorrow.
>At a party with booze you barely need any pretense to start talking to someone. You could literally start with anything.
>Don't brag about your beer pong skills unless you can back it up, and even then, don't brag about your beer pong skills, nobody cares.
>Don't DJ, everyone hates your music.