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Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:05:00 No.8320713 View View Reply Original Report

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Hey /adv/

My dad was pretty abusive when I was growing up. He would hit me but one day he went overboard and stabbed my left eye out with a butter knife. My mom didn't get me a prosthetic eye cause she's afraid of surgery or something. Never really asked her. So I just wear an eyepatch.

So is seeing the eyepatch a turn off? I personally think prosthetic eyes are fucking creepy but I guess I could deal with it if it made me more successful in looking for dudes that aren't absolute shit. Don't ask for a pic. I'm paranoid as fuck and I know what you niggers can do with just a picture.

tl;dr Is seeing a girl wear an eyepatch a turnoff? Maybe not turnoff, but would it make you avoid her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:08:00 No.8320735 Report

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To be hoenst I would think "man what the fuck happened to her, why does she wear that patch? Eye surgery?". I wouldn't necessarily avoid her, I would just be curious on what the reason for it was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:09:00 No.8320742 Report

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Depends on how well you can pull it off. It could give you one hell of an edge if you make it look dashing and the like. On the other hand if you're a nerd it might look like you have an eye infection.

Sorry your dad was such a little bitch who couldn't control his emotions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:10:00 No.8320753 Report

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Turned me on just reading it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:10:00 No.8320756 Report

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>>8320713
Depends. Is she hot, like Angelina Jolie in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow? Would she get angry if I asked her to go see a 3D movie with me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:11:00 No.8320762 Report

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I'm actually legitimately interested

post a pic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:11:00 No.8320765 Report

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Honestly, wear a pirate hat at the same time. Just the combination might be enough to make guys love it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:12:00 No.8320779 Report

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>>8320713

I apologize that your father was a scumbag, and hope he's in prison for what he did.

That out of the way, as the above posters laid out, for me it would depend on how you carried it.

If you pull it off nicely, I'd think I might even find it something extra to like about you, that makes you even more unique to me.

If you pull it off badly it might just be a hindrance/look ugly.

There's definitely potential for it to be appealing, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:13:00 No.8320784 Report

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>sue fuckwad of a father for abuse, mental and emotional abuse and your missing eye
>use money to buy yourself therepy, surgery to replace eye through a donar and then live your life.

Your father deserves this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:13:00 No.8320789 Report

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well, ain't life a bitch
why do you even call this dude your dad? seriously
I wouldn't mind that eye patch at all, but then again I'm a weirdo so is this entire board so.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:13:00 No.8320792 Report

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>Is seeing a girl wear an eyepatch a turnoff?

Fuck no - see pic...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:14:00 No.8320795 Report

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Did your father atleast get punished for this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:14:00 No.8320801 Report

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Other people have told me I'm pretty attractive when I dress up for something. I hate tooting my own horn. Thank you above posters.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:15:00 No.8320803 Report

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Do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:16:00 No.8320816 Report

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By the way OP, http://www.bostonretinalimplant.org/

There is hope yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:16:00 No.8320818 Report

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>>8320713
It's a turn on for me.

Eyepatches are cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:16:00 No.8320821 Report

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The story behind it is a definite red flag.

The golden rule is to stay the fuck away from people who had abusive upbringings. They don't know how to have proper, loving relationships and need a shit-load of kind loving support before they get better, and often tehy don't get beter a great deal at all.

say you lost it in the army or an accident or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:16:00 No.8320822 Report

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nah theyre hot. god forbid i ever saw whats under though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:18:00 No.8320836 Report

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>>8320713

>Is seeing a girl wear an eyepatch a turnoff?

Not at all. The eyepatch makes you unique and adds to your mystique.

In a room full of girls, I would rather start up a conversation with you, because you'd be the most interesting one in the room. You have a story. You have character, substance, and background. You aren't just another face in the crowd. This is what I look for, and this is what I want as a successful man who is tired of fakes, phonies, and bores.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:18:00 No.8320841 Report

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an eyepatch is sexy
a fake eye is creepy

go forth and be sexy femanon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:18:00 No.8320842 Report

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On the other hand...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:18:00 No.8320843 Report

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No it wouldn't be a turn-off I think it would be pretty cool.

By the way, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? CALL THE FUCKING COPS ON YOUR RETARDED FUCKING PARENTS, YOU STUPID BITCH

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:18:00 No.8320845 Report

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My grandmother had a glass eye most of her life. I thought she looked fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:19:00 No.8320847 Report

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Makes you look awesome. And it means a guy could flirt with other girls as long as he stood to your left. Win-win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:20:00 No.8320863 Report

Quoted By: >>8320897

>>8320836
Really? If I saw a girl with an eyepatch I wouldn't consider a relationship. Loads of emotional trauma incoming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:21:00 No.8320866 Report

Quoted By: >>8320904 >>8320919

>>8320713>tl;dr Is seeing a girl wear an eyepatch a turnoff?
Yeah.
Also, 90% of guys will think about fucking the eye socket at least once. Do what you can to divert attention before it becomes a fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:22:00 No.8320879 Report

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The thing I would be worried about is the side of your face caving in as you get older

I hear shit like that happens to people with no eye

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:24:00 No.8320895 Report

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I wouldn't care OP.

to be honest; hot girl with one eye, is still a hot girl. (think Leela from Futurama)

In fact; Beautiful women who lack limbs, are still sexy, so imagine what a mere eye-patch means.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:24:00 No.8320897 Report

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>>8320863

Obviously, I would test the waters before setting sail.

Never be with anyone who will be a burden to you, and all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:25:00 No.8320904 Report

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>>8320866

make that "90% on 4chan" and 1% in real life..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:27:00 No.8320919 Report

Quoted By: >>8320936 >>8320943

>>8320866
seriously, there are some guys that get the fuck off on prosthetic parts on people
isn't it possible to take the fake eye out when you need to (clean it and shit)?
if true, get the eye, keep the patch
wear one on odd numbered days, other on even
if a guy can't take you for who you are, fuck that nigger, he's a fucking faggot that can't handle "different" anyways
let him fuck some plain "just like everyone else" bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:28:00 No.8320927 Report

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>>8320904
4chan says what everyone is thinking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:28:00 No.8320936 Report

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>>8320713
>>8320919
Also, if you do have baggage because of your upbringing. get a real psychologist to deal with that shit
don't use your date as a soapbox
that WILL turn guys off or only bring on the ones with the same/more baggage than you
you'll both be miserable pieces of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:29:00 No.8320943 Report

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>>8320919
>if a guy can't take you for who you are, fuck that nigger, he's a fucking faggot that can't handle "different" anyways
Sour grapes by proxy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:29:00 No.8320944 Report

Quoted By: >>8321103

>>8320927

We'd have lots more pedos if that were true. Lots more atheists, and ephebofilia would be legal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:33:00 No.8320971 Report

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>>8320713
no i would not avoid you because of an eye-patch, actually it could even be something interesting that makes you stand out from all the other girls. however just like any article of clothing it reflects something about you so if you are going to wear a patch get something nice eh?
also not sure if troll

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:34:00 No.8320981 Report

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An eyepatch would probably be better than a fake prosthetic eye. However, if you can get some kind of over-the-top, marble-like prosthetic that signifies that you just don't give a fuck, that would be ideal. Covers the socket, but doesn't weird out people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:37:00 No.8320998 Report

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if you were a healthy weight, not crazy, a musician and had an eye patch i might instantly fall in love with you

non-creeper here been with my girl for 5 years

i wouldnt worry about it. just do what you love, share it with others and be open with people. if you can do those three things you will be so happy you dont need to give a fuck what some stranger thinks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:40:00 No.8321018 Report

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>>8320713
they eypatch won't be an issue for everyone
the fact that you have an abusive father, a retarded mother and kinda seem like an idiot will be an issue for most

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:43:00 No.8321042 Report

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>>8320713
I might wonder why you have the eye-patch, and would probably ask. I wouldn't be turned off/creeped out/avoid you or any of that bullshit. Appearance only matters to me with large people (people who are outrageously tall or fat), they just make me feel intimidated, always have. I feel bad about feeling this way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:46:00 No.8321070 Report

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I was at a big local thrift store lately and saw this tall, thin, well-dressed, STUNNING black girl going through the racks beside me. SO hot. She was wearing a pretty serious black eye patch and she was smokin'

Then again I'm a female so maybe this doesn't mean much to you, but I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

On the other hand, one of my good friends has a prosthetic eye, he has since he was little, and all his eyes are pretty cool!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 03:49:00 No.8321103 Report

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>>8320944
Excuse me, just being a pedantic motherfucker.

Ephebophilia is legal, in fact, pedophilia is legal.
You cannot be convicted of being an ephebophile or pedophile, you can only be charged with acting on your urges.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 04:07:00 No.8321257 Report

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>>one day he went overboard and stabbed my left eye out with a butter knife.

Shiiit... was he drunk?

And honestly, I think a fake eye is less creepy than an eyepatch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 04:09:00 No.8321265 Report

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The fact that you had an abusive father and a passive mother would be more concerning to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 04:10:00 No.8321271 Report

Quoted By: >>8321405

Would you leave it on during sex? Never take it off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 04:10:00 No.8321277 Report

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holy fuck there will be a lot of guys who find out about their new fetish by seeing you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2011 04:23:00 No.8321405 Report

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>>8321271
If he wants to see an eye socket without the eye why not. But if he doesn't specifically ask then I'd assume he wants it on.

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