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!!ooPPuqnTfWS No.8756798 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
SO HERE'S THE THING: I've got about a gallon of these fucking water jelly-bead things and I had no idea what to do with them until... well, until I realized that they feel pretty good. So I plan to somehow use these squishy and slippery jelly-beads to make an improvised fleshlight. How would I go about doing this? I'm not afraid to get crafty.

Will post progress and hopefully the end result.