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!!b2MBtRSeJ8i No.1032625 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Do you guys have any wild animal encounter stories?

I'll start:

>Walking back to my dorm room after class, it's late at night
>Walk by a dumpster, hear some weird, rhythmic scuffling inside it.
>Look inside the dumpster, spot three raccoons inside, one of them is jumping up and down to try and reach the top
>Realize they're all trapped in there since it was just recently emptied with no footing to get out.
>Look around for something to throw inside as a makeshift stairs, find a bunch of plastic criss-cross containers.
>Shoo them back a bit so I can work, use three of them to make some stairs so they can climb out
>After I back out, the slowly walk up the crates and jump out, the last one turns his head back to me for a split second, and then runs off