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Dear /an/,
I have a mouse in my house and I would like to capture it and take it somewhere else or, perhaps, keep it as a pet. Do you have any creative and effective ways of capturing mice alive? I'm not sure how long he'll live because hes eating the ant bait houses in my basement and kitchen. My mother uses a room here for an office and she says shes going to put traps in there, I don't want it to die that way... honestly I am lonely and want to capture it to have a little piece of life to admire. Please, if you know any humane methods for capturing them let me know.
Thx,
Anon