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We use science to pack more corn meal into every serving than the competition. We guarantee it.

Veterinarians recommend Hill's Science Diet not because of the kickbacks, but because they hate animals. We guarantee your animal will develop a kidney or liver problem as a result of our filler or your money back. I guarantee it.
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