OK BASTARDS, BACK UP AND MAKE WAY FOR THE POISON ARROW FROG. HE MAY ONLY BE A FEW CENTIMETRES LONG AND LOOK LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO SHIT A RAINBOW, BUT HE'LL FUCK YOU UP HARDCORE. THIS LITTLE FUCKER GOES OUT HUNTING IN THE DAYTIME, WHEN ALL THE OTHER FROGS ARE HIDING IN THE UNDERGROWTH. WHY? BECAUSE HE'S SO FUCKING POISONOUS THAT THE PREDATORS ARE SCARED OF HIM, THAT'S WHY.
HE'S SO HARDCORE HE EATS POISONOUS ANTS FOR BREAKFAST, MOTHERFUCKER. THOSE ANTS KNOW TRUE DESPAIR BEFORE THEY'RE EATEN. THEY LOOK AT HIS COLOURS AND THE SEE THE COLOURS OF
DEATH.TO THESE ANTS, DEATH IS A RAINBOW.
SO YOU'D BETTER NOT BE MESSING WITH THIS LITTLE FUCKER, OR YOU MIGHT FIND HIM SHITTING RAINBOW POISON IN YOUR HALLOWE'EN CANDY THIS YEAR.