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Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2008 09:39:00 No.331444 View View Reply Original Report

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There is a spider in my dorm room /an/ and it's scary. I can't approach it and I last saw it right over my bed. I looked down for a second and it's gone. Where is it?! Oh god, I'm not sleeping tonight... or possibly ever again. Fuck I hate spiders.

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Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2008 09:41:00 No.331447 Report

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1.Put a shoe over your hand
2.Pull sheets up
3. ????
4. Profit!

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Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2008 15:49:00 No.331540 Report

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If you're lucky or not, it might just climb into your mouth while your sleeping and you'll swallow it. :D

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2008 16:04:00 No.331541 Report

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OP here. I opted not to sleep tonight. I sat at my desk on the internet all night, glancing back over at my bed to make sure there wasn't a spider coming at me. I haven't seen it in the past 6 hours. Where is it?!?! I seriously will not sleep in this room now until it is dead.

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Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2008 16:13:00 No.331544 Report

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FUCK I JUST LOOKED OVER AT MY WALL AND THERE WAS A SPIDER BIGGER THAN OP'S CRAWLING RIGHT NEXT TO MY FUCKING HEAD.

I SHAT MOUTAINOUS BRICKS AND THEN SQUASHED THE FUCKER, WHERE THOUSANDS OF TINY BABY MONSTERS BURST FROM UNDER THE SHOE.

IT TOOK ME FIVE MINUTES TO KILL THEM ALL, NOT INCLUDING THE TIME I SPENT FREAKING OUT AND SQUEALING LIKE A GIRL.

I AM NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN.

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Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2008 16:22:00 No.331548 Report

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pic related

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Anonymous Fri 31 Oct 2008 03:42:00 No.331794 Report

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Should have killed it with fire...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Oct 2008 07:02:00 No.331902 Report

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OP back from class now. I napped on a sofa in the library. I still have no idea where this spider is in my room... I've decided I'm not gonna sleep again tonight. Fuck, get it out of my rooooom!!!

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Anonymous Fri 31 Oct 2008 07:03:00 No.331904 Report

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IT'S CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN!!!! AAAAAHHH!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Oct 2008 07:05:00 No.331906 Report

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>>331904
THESE WORDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAL

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Anonymous Fri 31 Oct 2008 07:13:00 No.331911 Report

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Anonymous Fri 31 Oct 2008 07:49:00 No.331936 Report

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Light it on fire, jeeze.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Oct 2008 10:07:00 No.331972 Report

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>>331936
I would if I just knew where it was!! It's probably lurking under my bed right now just waiting for me to let my guard down. No. Fucking. Way. I am going to watch my bed until that terrifying thing reappears. Can't sleep, can't sleep. So I was watching scary movies to keep myself awake seeing as this is my second night without sleep and I decided to watch The Exorcist, and then I got to the spiderwalk scene down the stairs... I CAN NEVER SLEEP AGAIN. My neck keeps feeling like it's tingling and I'm like "holy fuck spider!" but it keeps being just my hair.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Nov 2008 01:10:00 No.332233 Report

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No.. you don't understand. Light the entire room on fire.

H Sat 01 Nov 2008 01:18:00 No.332241 Report

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Then run like hell.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Nov 2008 01:26:00 No.332246 Report

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will a spider even try to kill something that is sleeping if it is too big for the spider to kill?

you seem like a waste of poison

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Anonymous Sat 01 Nov 2008 01:36:00 No.332254 Report

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Hey OP. Change the sheets on your bed, I bet they need it. This'll give you a chance to check for spiders around it. Then look under the bed. Then jostle things in your closet and drawers with a stick. If spideys in there he might come out.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Nov 2008 01:40:00 No.332257 Report

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Talk about horror movies OP. You should name your little companion Freddy. Lol seriously. At least sleep in your living room or something.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Nov 2008 01:44:00 No.332261 Report

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>>332246

Of course not, but if the OP accidentally rolls over the spider and hurts it, it might try to defend itself, just like any other animal.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Nov 2008 02:28:00 No.332286 Report

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>>332233
OP here. I'm... I'm contemplating this.
>>332254
This is probably the best solution. I was going to do laundry tonight anyway, so I could probably do the sheets of my bed too.
>>332246
It might not bite me but honestly, I really, really don't want to take the chance. It looked exactly like the spider in my first post, which I've identified as a hobo spider. Apparently they're poisonous.
>>332257
I've decided to name my creepy guest Freddy now. My mom's roommate in grad school had a "pet" wolf spider that lived in their bathroom/shower/wherever-the-hell-it-wanted. She named it Wolfy. My mom got creeped out though when it crawled on her one night and so she killed it. Her roommate got mad. And I can't sleep in my living room because I don't have one. Only a dorm room... a spider-infested dorm room.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Nov 2008 03:14:00 No.332303 Report

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its definitely a brown recluse, no doubt about it bro

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Anonymous Sat 01 Nov 2008 04:07:00 No.332321 Report

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>>332303
No brown recluses in Colorado (we have a zillion and one black widows though to make up for it). I'm fairly sure it's a hobo spider though... and apparently their poison is very similar to that of a brown recluse or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Nov 2008 22:25:00 No.332647 Report

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Go live out in the hallway if you're afraid of a freakin' spider.

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