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A few years ago I saw that cat that used a toilet and decided that I could probably make a pile of dough selling toilet using cats so I looked up how to train them to do that and have been sold a few toilet using cats for $500, but it wasn't worth the amount of effort that went into it, so I decided I would try to see if a toilet using mommy cat would train her kittens to use a toilet. So I bred a toilet trained tom with my Garfreal'd (yes I named my cat after a meme). I came home from work today and found two of garfreal'd's kittens in the toilet, dead & drowned.
DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I MADE.
DO NOT BREED YOUR TOILET TRAINED FEMALE CAT.
I think I ruined Garfrea'd's life, she seems very depressed.
So do I