Sup guys, I am now a piece of pure, unfiltered Americana. I, too, think a corgi will be badass, but we both know what I am going to do. In December, a week before Christmas, I am going to take my two lovely daughters, and about 20 tv cameras and reporters down to the Chicago SPCA and adopt a stray mutt that's clearly a mix of two adorable breeds. Probably half lab, half eh, you know, it's really up to the girls *wink* I'll be seeing you soon, America. Be sure to get your pet fixed.