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Hello.
My cat has been acting very strangely today. This morning I woke to find him sitting on the 7 foot high sill in the picture window in my bedroom. There is no furniture near there that he could've launched himself off of, and there were no claw marks on the (sheer) curtains. Then this evening, I heard rustling in the living room and turned on the light to find him on the floor, tearing open a bag of treats that had been on top of an 8 foot bookcase, again with no nearby furniture.
He is normally a very ungainly (but extremely lovable) creature. Not graceful or athletic in the least. I'm thinking he's either developed superpowers, or I have a ghost.
Thoughts?
pic related, it is he.