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/an/ I need your help.

My cat, Mr.T, has been getting of a habit of going outside whenever the door opens, and it pisses me off for the following reasons.

1. I have to hear him scratching at the window panes when he doesn't know how to get back in the house
2. I'm worried that he'll get lost, injured, killed, eaten, etc. I would bawl for years because I've had him since he was less than a week old.

Anyone have an apparatuses that can prevent him from doing this?

Pic related: It's Mr. T in a frying pan

inb4 close the door