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My rats are starting to smell a bit like urine. I want to give them a bath, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to get them to hold still while I do it I can hold them for maybe 5 seconds before they start thrashign around a bit...I assume it would be a bad idea to attempt bathing them?