itt stupid pet tricks/how your pets make you facepalm.

One of my cats will make himself all comfy in your lap purring like a freaking motorboat and then bite if you don't pet him. The second steals seats out from under people. The third runs from just about anything unfamiliar, and loves to grab small objects in his mouth and carry them across the house to his food dish. (We keep the bathroom trash covered...)

They can be insane little buggers, but I love them anyway.