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So I opened my bedroom door today to see SURPRISE! one of my rats had chewed the corner out of the cage and gotten out. After a frustrating 15 minutes of finding and cramming her into a carrier, I blocked the hole as best I could but it's only a matter of time before she goes at it or just chews another hole in a different corner. They have PLENTY of chew toys in the cage. How the fuck do I get them to stop chewing everything else?
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