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DUDE WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR CAT? YOUR CAT CANT SATISFY MY CRAVING FOR LAYERED CAKE!!!!!! DAMN IT YOU CANT DO ANYTHING YOU DONT EVEN LIKE YOURSELF HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO LOVE YOU, REALLY HOW CAN YOU. YOUR ALWAYS MUMBLING TO YOURSELF AND YOU NEVER SAY ANYTHING. ITS LIKE I DONT KNOW YOU ANYMORE, YOU DONT EVER TOUCH ME. AM I THAT REPULSIVE THAT YOU CANT EVEN LOOK AT ME. AFTER ALL THAT WEVE BEEN THROUGH YOU TREAT ME JUST LIKE ONE OF YOUR BUDDIES. I FEEL SO USED. I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK FOR A WHILE. ill go stay at my moms and you can stay here, just make sure the cats get fed everyday. bye