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ITT: Help me pick up my cat! I don't want to hurt her and I'm fairly sure I've been doing it wrong. (Picking cat up one hand in front of legs, grasping her to my chest with other hand.) Thankfully I've only tried to do so twice.

She's not so enthusiastic about being picked up, probably because I'm straining her somehow. Halp, /an/!
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