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Holy FUCK /an/!

I have a couple cats. The result of this is that strays often pop up on my bedroom window begging for food. This little guy has popped up every once in a while, but... not like this. I hadn't seen him in like a week.

Look at it! What the fuck happened to it? It's all covered in mud, or shit. And it's weezing like crazy, and it's barely eating the food I put out for it, and it's eyes! My fucking god, it's eyes! It still has them but well, look! Fuck!

I can't fuck around, right? Odds are, this little guy isn't going to recover from whatever this is on it's own right? I NEED to take this thing to a vet even though it's not mine, and I really can't afford it, right? D: