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This, my nature-loving friends, is a geoduck [gooeyduck (at least I think it's pronounced that way)]. I'm a holding-on believer of the concept that everything in this time and space has a meaning, meaning that also this creature from Gaia would have a purpose in life. Question is; what is it?
I'm told that they only eat grassy foods and by doing so are able to survive 120 years. One hundred and twenty years. If someone please would give me an indication of the meaning of this animal, I would be delighted.

Thank you.