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My ferrets are driving me fucking insane.
Since I've moved to this new room the only place they shit is right where my feet go when I use the computer and right under a door. They refuse to use any of the litterboxes that they've used before and instead shit and piss in the messiest places possible.
They also have found the need to dig through furniture and have successfully ripped the formica off of another desk and proceeded to pull chunks of fluffy particle wood material out.
How do i stop these habits before I have to get rid of them for the sake of my own sanity?