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Ok, WTF /an/.

My flatmate comes home the other day with a pet corn snake. No warning or anything, and the landlord specifically said no pets.

To make it worse, I found out today he's been keeping dead mice in the freezer without telling us.

Am I right to be pissed off? How can I stop worrying and learn to love the snake?