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Hi /an/,

Someone gave me a rabbit a few weeks ago. I think that at this time it was 2 month old, anyway it was old enough not to need it's mother's milk anymore.

It's a female, and it quickly got used to my flat. It only pooed in its litter, in a corner of its cage.

Even when it ran across my flat, it remained very clean. But a few days ago it started peeing on my couch. But ONLY on my couch. Every fucking time, every damnit day, on my couch. Nowhere else.

(tl;dr version)

So here is my problem, /an/ : my rabbit, once clean, has now decided that my couch is it's new litter. What should I do ?

pic related, it's my rabbit when it was young