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THE RULES OF /an/ !!!

The front page will always be filled with some mixture of cute, rat, cat, and gore/furry trolls, plus the occasional poster who forgot where /b/ is.

Any dog less than 50 pounds is not a dog, it is a rat and should be killed. The exception to this is the Corgi, which is the only acceptable dog smaller than a German Shepard.

If you own a purebred dog then you are a pretentious horrible person who would rather pay someone $300+ for an inbreed, walking genetic time bomb than save a puppy from death in a cold, cruel pound like a decent human being would do. Unless you bought a Corgi, in which case you are to be commended.

If you did get a purebred then you better have gotten a Corgi, GSD, or any Giant Breed. Unless you intend to fuck it, in which case we all know Rottweilers have the best vaginas.

Pitbulls are great if they belong to you or somebody you know, bad owners make bad dogs after all. If they belong to somebody else then they are rabid, cage-fighting baby-eaters.