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So friends, this was my first trip into /an/ -on 4chan at least, on other sites /an/ is anal...-- and I did not find a "get your pets high" thread. I don't have a pet, but I'm sure your furry friends want a hit.

If anyone doesn't know, you should blow un-inhaled smoke into the animals face just before they inhale. Or, if you want to inhale it first to remove some of the carcinogens or something, blow it into their face like 6 times. Or buy an oz and mix with some apple sauce. Pic unrelated because you're not high enough right now.