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Humans

!JSN8X5.Us. No.888169 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hello, /an/,

I am looking for some advice on how to care for humans. Some of my broodlings want one, and their mother has enough pull to make it happen. I’m not a big fan of them myself. I ran into a feral one ages ago while I was still on active military duty on the plains of Nik’thal. It was carrying a club of some sort, and it left a fucking dent in my carapace that is still there, even after several moultings.

Are there big differences between the types? Can I get a male-male or female-female pair, or will they fight? What do they even eat?