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what a dick

A 19-year-old man was arrested Monday after police said he purposely ran over ducklings with a Hummer at a McDonald's restaurant parking lot in Ann Arbor.

Police said Dillon Pearce was waiting to pick up his food from the restaurant's drive-through window when a passenger in his Hummer got out and tried to pick up one of the ducklings that were walking in the parking lot with their mother.

Police said McDonald's employees told the man to stop. Pearce then drove around the parking lot and ran over the ducklings on purpose, killing four infant birds, police said.