>>985203And I can top that. Twice.
One of the kittens shit on my shorts while I was wearing them. I thought it had farted until I realized the smell wasn't going away. Then I looked down.
Was in a restaurant bathroom. Realized with horror that there appeared to be shit on my jacket elbow. Quick frantic scan of all nearby cubicle surfaces revealed no poo lurking in wait. The kitten had shat on my jacket while it was on the couch and I hadn't noticed.
Damn cats. Luckily they've grown out of the habit.