Dear /an/,

My boyfriend doesn't believe that the reason the ocean is salty is because at the bottom of the Mariana's trench Davy Jones is getting jacked off by giant squids. I told him the reason that we haven't seen it on sonar or whatever is because obviously there is a cloaking device because Davy Jones has been around forever and knows everything. Can you please tell him to stop being silly and saying "scientists" know why the ocean is salty? Thanks :)

(picture related, possible mini Davy Jones pickle? o.o is it spreading?)