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okay guys so I live in the everglades, and about 2 minutes from my house is a nasty as swamp, full of gators and everything (I actually get reduced taxes and house utility bills for living so close to it) and I attempt to go outside about 10 minutes ago to water the plants and I notice the door won't go open. so I peek out the door window ans HOLY FUCK

there's a fucking gator there. so I run to grab my phone and snapped this pic (sorry for the size)
I just called animal control and they said they'd be a while (it's a 40 min commute to nearest city)

wtf do I do in the meantime???