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Hey there, /an/! I've got a bit of a dilemma on my hands that maybe you can solve:

I'll be leaving on a two-week trip soon, and I'm not sure what to do with my garden snail in terms of food. Will it be alright if I just leave it with a bunch of lettuce and leaves? Will it die of thirst? Should I just stop worrying?

Please help!