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Earlier today I was distracted when a mantis entered through my window, landed on the wall next to me and started walking in my direction.
I freaked out so much that I reached for a newspaper that was close and hit it full force downwards.

What worries me is that the hellish fiend is gone, now I'm afraid to go to bed.

Help me /an/, how should I proceed?