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Need some help/predictions with a hedgehog I found.
This morning when I was walking my dog there was a hedgehog curled up in the middle of a field. I know that the guy's are nocturnal so I figured something was wrong but just moved it out of sight and carried on with the walk. Two hours later it still hadn't budged so I brought it home and put it in a shoebox with scraps of paper (in case it wanted to write a letter obv). It's taken water from a pipette, but hasn't eaten.

TL;DR - What's the best explanation for a hedgehog being out in the open and staying motionless, and what are the odds of surviving?