GET FUZZY
Robert : "CHINA DIDN'T NEED TO BUILD A WALL TO KEEP OUT MUPPETS, BUCKY."
Bucky : "NO, THEY HAD TO. ONCE THE MUPPETS SWEPT DOWN FROM SIBERIA INTO MONGOLIA, THE LAND GAVE THEM NATURAL COVER. THE CHINESE COULDN'T EVEN SEE THEM."
Robert : "HOW? THERE'S NO TREES OR ANYTHING THERE."
Bucky : "EXACTLY. ROLLING, FUZZY LAND AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE. THAT ENTIRE COUNTRY IS UPHOLSTERED IN GREEN MUPPET.
THEY ARE OF THE LAND. THEY ARE ONE WITH THE VERY BEDROCK."
Robert : "SOMETIMES I THINK YOU'RE ONE WITH ROCKS, YOURSELF."
Bucky : "IN FACT, THE CHINESE CHARACTER FOR GREEN SPRAY PAINT ALSO TRANSLATES AS MUPPET CAMOUFLAGE."
Robert : "BUCKY. CHINA DIDN'T BUILD A WALL TO KEEP MUPPETS OUT.
YOU TOLD ME THAT MUPPETS WERE COLD WAR GENETIC EXPERIMENTS. THE WALL IS OVER 2,000 YEARS OLD IN SOME PLACES."
Bucky : "NO, NO, NO, IT JUST LOOKS THAT OLD. THAT'S JUST A POPULAR CHINESE STYLE."
Robert : "SO THE GREAT WALL ISN'T OLD, IT'S...."
Bucky : " DISTRESSED, RIGHT.
I SUPPOSE IT COULD JUST BE FALLING APART EARLY. I MEAN, IT WAS MADE IN -"
Robert : "OK, ENOUGH."
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