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ID:mBph5uDQ No.475549140 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
BUT if you have a "+" or "/" in your ID you are a DEATH KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you DIE! (your posts will no longer do damage)
HEALERS revive fallen soldiers by targeting them and rolling an EVEN number
BARDS are here to motive troops! each time they post an image the next 3 posts will do bonus damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit by rolling 5 or 0
KNIGHTS avenge fallen soldiers by targeting them and rolling an EVEN number. Avenging does more damage for the glory of the fallen mate.
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image. The last 2 digits of the image filename will be added to his damage. if his roll last digit matches his minion last digit he BURSTS massive damage.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die. they will do x3 damage when dead but only 2/3 when alive.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself