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ID:RpAwuOq3 No.476903635 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Gather 'round folks, it's creepy story time /b/ros
>be me
>fresh out of high school looking for a part time job whilst going to college
>applying everywhere, looking at all classifieds, Internet
>looking through Craiglist, see one particular posting
>"help needed at grocery and general goods store" and later said "please come to our store at 12345 Fake St City, State, USA for an interview, do not reply to this listing"
>I wondered why the heck not
>I looked it up Google maps, all I could see was some business complex at that location but not the name
>I found it very odd that there was nothing about it on the Internet, and I mean absolutely nothing.
>I feared that it might be some kind of attacker, like the guy who was killing people looking for jobs by luring them in with the premise of a job
>I took a pocket knife just in case and I was planning that if I didn't see such business I would go
>the place was 7 miles from my house and I didn't have a car and there were no buses running through there, so I took my bike
>I get there and surprisingly there is a store there and I see 5 cars parked there. The area is practically empty. There is a small forest surrounding the area.
>the store stands alone and only a small road passes by it. I mean it's not even a major highway, just a small road, with 4 lanes, 2 in each direction. I get there, tie up my bike
>I can't imagine how they need help with so little customers. I'm guessing 1 out of the 5 cars is probably a customer and the other 4 are employees or who knows. It's a pretty big store
>The parking lot is large but empty, the sign says "General Items Store"
>I'm guessing maybe the store barely opened or something but the place seems like it's been there for a couple of years.
>I walk in, see lots of employees basically I see 2 cashiers, one janitor, one guy stocking items and the manager.
>I talk to him, things go great and I find out we have lots in common.