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ID:l0oV0KYL No.477107986 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>new girl moves into apartment next to me
>she never notices me at all
>see her walk her dog everyday though my window
>make dog a pasta dinner, meat balls gravy etc....
>put it in a takeout style container, with a note saying. "For the Big Guy, Enjoy".
>This morning her boyfriend knocks on my door. I had no clue she had a bf
>He said a neighbor saw me put the food down, and said I shouldn't do things like this and its fucking stupid

Long story short, I wasted 35 mins and 10 bucks cooking a dinner for her dog.

Anyone else do anything like this to get a girls attention?