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ID:u98hghyb No.481691490 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
God dammit /b/ a moment of your time
im gonna tell you 3 things about a certain girl.
1) Shes insanely hot
2) Shes permanently in a wheelchair.
3) Shes eating me up and flirting with me on facebook.

How the fuck do i go about doing this guys? Can I fuck this girl? If shes paralyzed from the waist down, can she even feel my dick? tell me one of you guys has been with a crippled girl.

pic related, her