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Anonymous ID:Mt3/S3JM No.481895260 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
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Awkward shit we've done thread

I'll start, i have plenty of them

>be 14
>at first school dance
>im an awkward betafag trying to be extroverted
>cute girl invites me to dance
>spaghetti pours like a fountain from my deep pockets
>dont know wtf to do, panic
>it's a slow romantic 50's style song
>trying to be "funny", i do the macarena really fast over and over again
>for some reason i decide to add crotch thrusts to this little number
>everyone is visibly embarrassed by me, they scatter
>im by myself on a clear spot on the dancefloor crotch thrusting and doing the macarena
>i fucking hate myself
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