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Anonymous ID:LPeX579a Fri 28 Jun 2013 04:29:58 No.489683251 View View Reply Original Report

/b/ please help. so i decided to let the dog suck my cock and for some reason he freaked and bit down hard and now it looks like this and i wont stop throbbing and i cant tell my parents what the fuck do i do?

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Anonymous ID:dfVRDzVH Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:24:23 No.489692050 Report

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i dont even have a reaction picture for this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:he6dttLd Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:24:24 No.489692052 Report

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By the way OP, are you vaccinated?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W+ck9SP9 Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:24:25 No.489692059 Report

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>>489691972
been wondering the same thing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aXqhne9t Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:24:42 No.489692112 Report

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>>489691034
HAHAHAHHAAHA

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:X/DEgdh5 Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:24:45 No.489692117 Report

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>>489690782
THE LICH KING'S DICK

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IY4CdjkD Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:24:47 No.489692120 Report

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>>489691653
Thank you sir

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oV6rL3Ax Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:25:08 No.489692176 Report

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>>489691865
10/10

>Think of all the things dogs lick like shit, dead animals and their own balls

I can't stop laughing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LWxLp8Cr Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:25:11 No.489692185 Report

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>>489690782

UK fag here.

Where the fuck do you live you poor bastard. Tell your parents you are going to hang out with a friend or some shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iv+U+b3g Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:25:18 No.489692207 Report

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Oh shit, it's autosaging!
OP MAKE IT WORTH IT

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:F9Gm5dbg Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:25:21 No.489692216 Report

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>>489690782
holy fuckin geezus

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rxMedZi/ Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:25:28 No.489692234 Report

Quoted By: >>489692443 >>489692536

I say we all get OP hard.

>epic win

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IY4CdjkD Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:25:30 No.489692238 Report

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>>489691662
>UK
>2:30 am

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPTo6+tp Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:25:31 No.489692242 Report

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>>489690582
I read 4 faggots out of 22 words.
That's like 20% faggot LOL OMG SWAG YOLO LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE XDDDDDDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b7WFEY13 Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:25:37 No.489692256 Report

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OP
>go to ER
>say dick is kill

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ls7j6305 Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:25:37 No.489692259 Report

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My kek is so top it has broken through the atmosphere.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:29O9O1n7 Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:25:51 No.489692302 Report

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Anonymous ID:5NPpExrH Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:25:54 No.489692304 Report

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>>489691945

Look up what OP said earlier in the thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EzTJHh/t Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:25:59 No.489692321 Report

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>>489690782
Your fuqing dick is at stake and your chilling out maxing relaxing all cool? Wait until your parents leave or haul ass out of there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ebigolpp Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:26:07 No.489692351 Report

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>>489691839
My bad, bro. My bad. Op is a sick fuck then.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bXtilq8L Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:26:10 No.489692356 Report

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Why the fuck is this dipshit still on 4chan and not driving to the emergency room?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dr+A317b Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:26:36 No.489692421 Report

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>>489690782
Actual medicfag here.

It isn't infected; it's just damaged. Just clean it up with some alcohol, just make sure you pour a little into your urethra, just to make sure you don't have any consequences in your urinal conduct (excuse my english, not american).

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0I5cPkVR Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:26:36 No.489692423 Report

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>>489690782
tell them you got bit by one of those chavs I hear so much about, tell them it was a craigslist hookup and all he said was "gab that to my mug m8 n not online n see wot comes about" and bit you

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YiNBgkHi Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:26:42 No.489692439 Report

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OP, it's either :
>You get your dick cut off
>you face the shame like a man

>mfw this thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:byW/U3J3 Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:26:43 No.489692443 Report

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>>489692234
Good.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t0tzaTPq Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:26:48 No.489692453 Report

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>>489688664
this op

anon is a genius

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ir9e7jcw Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:27:00 No.489692497 Report

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Oh shit.
There 2 possible outcomes.
>Dick falls off
>Spiderman shit goes down

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mpu7kCB9 Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:27:03 No.489692508 Report

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>>489691990
Rub toothpaste on your monitor. Bengay works too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SCtM2tTh Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:27:08 No.489692532 Report

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>>489691972
Clearly he is a bird at war with the snakes, and is pushing anti-snake propaganda on the board.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:X/DEgdh5 Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:27:09 No.489692536 Report

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>>489692234
>getting OP hard
>with Taylor Swift

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5NPpExrH Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:27:10 No.489692541 Report

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Wonder if OP's name is Dennis.

Would rhyme with "no bennis"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oV6rL3Ax Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:27:11 No.489692543 Report

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>>489692356
He sticks his dick in dog mouth, why do you think?

OP was back of the brains line

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FwSFBF4U Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:27:28 No.489692598 Report

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>>489692185
DO THIS OP, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO THIS BROTHER.

SAVE YOUR PRECIOUS PENIS

THIS GUY WILL PROBABLY SAVE YOU, OR FUCK YOU UP THE ASS AND LEAVE YOU ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

BUT IF HE'S GONNA FUCK YOU FIRST, BE SURE NOT TO FIGHT IT, AND TELL HIM THAT AFTER HE COMES YOU'LL SUCK HIS COCK SO AS LONG AS HE TAKES YOU TO THE HOSPITAL

OKAY I'M KIDDING, HE'S PROBABLY A GOOD GUY

THEN AGAIN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TwZG9nA7 Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:27:36 No.489692625 Report

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>>489687517
>this
I was gonna say (in the unlikely case of you getting a girl) you should tell her that it's from a botched circumcision.... but that won't be believable, considering you're not circumcised.

Looks like you gotta lose your dick OP. Or continue being a dog fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b7WFEY13 Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:28:02 No.489692691 Report

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>>489683251
Brad?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9q88olGZ Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:28:42 No.489692807 Report

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>>489692691
Brad is kill.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iv+U+b3g Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:28:45 No.489692819 Report

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>>489692691
brad is kill

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CwNHQ5FY Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:28:53 No.489692848 Report

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>>489683251
well seems natural selection has done its job.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JbDHUkcB Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:29:08 No.489692893 Report

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>>489692691
brad is kill

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xm7yhslG Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:29:18 No.489692915 Report

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>>489692185
This OP. This!

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Anonymous ID:nPTo6+tp Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:29:19 No.489692923 Report

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>>489691351

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H3kd1kUX Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:29:31 No.489692956 Report

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>>489692691
Brad is kill

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Anonymous ID:9LJfDJ7A Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:29:39 No.489692983 Report

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Why don't you try fapping it away OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kpq+VUO9 Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:29:41 No.489692994 Report

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>>489692598
Just cut it off already.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b7WFEY13 Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:29:44 No.489693001 Report

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>>489692807
>>489692819
>>489692893
no

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Anonymous ID:rxMedZi/ Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:29:44 No.489693002 Report

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>>489692536

You mean... With Chloe?

>fuck yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dyd4T6OI Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:29:46 No.489693005 Report

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>>489692185
Save OP. Save him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:X/DEgdh5 Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:29:54 No.489693026 Report

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>>489692691
>>489692691

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BB1G4g9e Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:29:55 No.489693028 Report

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>>489692421
I agree, but for faster healing apply some toothpaste as an ointment, see >>489690893

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yuX1cA0e Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:29:58 No.489693041 Report

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>>489692893
>>489692819
>>489692807
hivemind

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Anonymous ID:LPeX579a Fri 28 Jun 2013 05:30:00 No.489693046 Report

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I fucking live in fucking London there are no fucking garden snames and im pretty sure they would know two snake fangs between a set of canine teeth

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