>Go visit my dad from time to time
>Neighbours are a shortish guy who's not around much and a pretty hot german woman
>She comes over for drinks with my stepmother
>Bored so go hang out with them
>Wind up pouring drinks, chatting (I don't drink, though only due to taste issues)
>They're both pretty drunk by this point
>Time to call it a night.. she's going to need help getting home
>Fuck, stepmother comes with
>End up sat round hers, cracking open another bottle between them
>Hot woman is giving me looks, slurs "don't go"
>She is totally wasted, stepmother decides she's gotta be put to bed
>She does this, so I'm stuck down in the kitchen
>Leave, helping step mother get back
>Fuck it, she's definitly passed out by now
By the time I go back, she's had twins with her husband. So now she's a real milf, and still just as hot, but likely will never get another opening. Stupid cock-blocking stepmother.
And before you suggest it, just fucking no. She's a horrible woman, so there's no chance of "both" even if I'd want to.
