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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:10:43 No.10436188 View View Reply Original Report

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There are seven words in every Gideon's Bible - y'know, the one they stuff in every hotel room - that can't be found in any other bible. If you repeat those seven words to yourself while grasping the doorknob to your room, the door will open to any hotel room in the world. Of course, if you want to control where you're going, you'll need to know the Gideon's Key - one more inserted word, unique to each copy, that acts as an index for each room.
(PIC RELATED?)

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:15:16 No.10436360 Report

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ZOMG TORRENT SHOTA FOLDER PULZ

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:17:00 No.10436429 Report

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so THAT'S how you get into some of those Habbo rooms

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:28:52 No.10436922 Report

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There's this gene, I don't know what exactly it is, or how it works, but this gene that gets passed down in some families for generations and generations. What it does is, if a man and a woman who both have the gene have two or more children, then the first and last child will have a child at the same time to anybody in particular, doesn't matter, and the children, cousins, will be exactly identical right down to the fingerprints.
You ever seen Twin Peaks? Well there ya go.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:30:29 No.10436991 Report

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You know those tags that say "Do not remove under penalty of law?" Don't.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:32:00 No.10437044 Report

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YOU SIR, OP, WIN EVERY FUCKING INTERNET.

So many GB. o_o

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:32:45 No.10437082 Report

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You ever wonder why you never see Bono without those stupid sunglasses?
It's because he has no eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:33:09 No.10437095 Report

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Stop.
Think.
Has anyone ever seen Emmanuel Lewis and George W. Bush in the same place at the same time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:35:05 No.10437175 Report

Quoted By: >>10438290

There's a car wash somewhere in Iowa that, if you order the special wash of the day and leave a $2 bill as a tip, will remove all minor dents, dings and scratches from your car. The bill has to have a prime serial number.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:36:53 No.10437239 Report

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All mirrors are actually windows to another world.
This world cannot be reached, and shouldn't be reached, as all our mirror-selves are extremely malicious.
Try watching the edge of the mirror after sneaking into a room.
If you're good enough, you can see your reflection, pressing against the glass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:37:34 No.10437267 Report

Quoted By: >>10442095 >>10444308

Wyoming isn't even there. It's just a big hole.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:39:43 No.10437339 Report

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A vending machine somewhere in Benton County, Arkansas will give you water for the bottom two soda's avalible, but only on Sunday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:40:37 No.10437367 Report

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Everyone has a ceramic egg that is right for them.
It's hard to explain what's 'right' about the eggs, but you'll understand what I mean when you find it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:41:39 No.10437401 Report

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In a certain pub in Ireland, if you rub a coin on the bottom of the glass, not only will it get rid of excess foam, but will also prevent any hangover or drunkeness resulting from the beer.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:41:41 No.10437402 Report

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>>10436188
Well shit. I thought I got drunk and took a cab to Vancouver that one time. I guess it was just a Motel 6 teleport.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:41:50 No.10437411 Report

Quoted By: >>10437561 >>10438082 >>10438133 >>10442911

whats is Shota? mmorpg?

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:42:50 No.10437455 Report

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Performing Robert Johnson's "Crossroads Blues" at an actual crossroad will cause someone to die near that crossroads at midnight.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:44:16 No.10437508 Report

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Every time somebody plays a Led Zeppelin album, Pluto's orbit gets smaller.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:44:44 No.10437531 Report

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the paste from crushed up aspirin and water, when properly ignited, is more effective than C-4, but only if used underwater.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:44:48 No.10437536 Report

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There was no such day as Thursday until 1842.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:45:30 No.10437561 Report

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>>10437411
these real life cheats and eastereggs are nice and all but what is the Shota folder?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:46:05 No.10437591 Report

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There's a certain landbridge between Stoneybrook and Fairway Point, Orlando that only appears at night, and only if a changeling boy is among the group. There are very few changelings in Orlando, and the bridge is often unused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:48:06 No.10437672 Report

Quoted By: >>10442203

There's a man in Texas who does nothing but drive around rural areas and put needles inside of haystacks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:49:39 No.10437729 Report

Quoted By: >>10437772 >>10437819

The body of 4 children murdered in the 1800's are perfectly preserved under the Reunion Tower in Dallas, Texas. In their genes lies the cure to countless major diseases (Including the cure for AIDS).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:50:26 No.10437755 Report

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There is a snake in my pants that gets hard when rubbed.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:50:59 No.10437772 Report

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>>10437729
THE NIGRAS WILL FIND THEM

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:52:17 No.10437819 Report

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>>10437729
Bullshit! The cure for AIDs can only be distilled from a mixture of the blood of each child of Bob Marley.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:53:14 No.10437865 Report

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>>10437819
The children are the PREVIOUS BODIES of the SOULS of the children of Bob Marley.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:53:57 No.10437895 Report

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>>10437865
Oh shi-

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:55:54 No.10437961 Report

Quoted By: >>10437994

this is like a vin diesel thread lacking vin diesel

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:56:01 No.10437966 Report

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this thread contains the secret to becoming the RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:56:08 No.10437972 Report

Quoted By: >>10438025

http://www.carpenoctem.tv/cons/

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:56:56 No.10437994 Report

Quoted By: >>10438235

>>10437961
Vin Diesel is the cause of gravity. He picked 9.8 m/s for the gravitational constant because he deemed it to be "a fucking awesome number." And that was that.
The character Boo Radley from "To Kill a Mockingbird" is based on Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel is the only man who can grow "assburns", which are just like sideburns, but for your ass.
Wu Tang Clan's "In The Hood" is based on Vin Diesel and Moses' seven year long kung fu duel.
Vin Diesel is responsibly for the salinity of the ocean.
Vin Diesel was born fully grown. His mother was Gilda Radner.
The man we refer to as "The Monopoly Guy", Vin Diesel just refers to as "Dad".
Vin Diesel only started acting after he got tired of his last job: Banging virgins at the top of Mt. Everest. We now celebrate his retirement annually with what we call Labor Day.
Vin Diesel is the sound of one hand clapping.
Vin Diesel is Victoria's Secret.
Vin Diesel knows the ideal temperature and bake time of any oven when making a frozen pizza.
Vin Diesel's first college roommate was Zeus.
Vin Diesel is the phantom of the opera.
Vin Diesel invented Al Gore.
Vin Diesel was the one who killed Nicole Simpson. When questioned by the police, he replied 'Come on! COME ON!!!' and all was right with the world.
Vin Diesel can synthesize Ununoctium just by thinking about it.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:56:59 No.10437996 Report

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>>10436188
why arent you torrenting this shit?

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:57:55 No.10438025 Report

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>>10437972
These aren't theories, these are proven facts known only to local folks of regions of the Earth. We are using this website as a means to spread the word of these facts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:57:57 No.10438027 Report

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The Crash Test Dummies song "Mmm Mmm Mmm" was not based on actual events. However, playing the song backwards on your child's first day of school will guarantee that it happens.
Just hope that your child is not the one from the first verse.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:58:09 No.10438037 Report

Quoted By: >>10438235

Vin Diesel spelled backwards is Vin Diesel. If you get Leseid Niv, you did it wrong.
When the sun goes supernova, Vin diesel will be the only human being to survive.
Vin Diesel cured cancer with a chemistry set when he was a kid.
Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.
Vin Diesel dropkicked the Grim Reaper and took his scythe. He how uses as a hockey stick.
VIN DIESEL. VIN DIESEL. VIN DIESEL. VIN DIESEL. VIN DIESEL. VIN DIESEL.
Vin Deisel's blood is a cure for all disease.
The only substance known to cut Vin Diesel is another Vin Diesel.
The Diary of Anne Frank was acutally based on Vin Diesel's life story. Only the ending was different. In real life, Vin kicked the shit out of the Nazis and went on to fight Robo-Hitler in a daring lightsaber battle.
Have you ever seen Superman and Vin Diesel in the same room? No. Because Vin Diesel IS Superman!
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Vin Diesel is the only correct answer in Jepoardy that is not required to be in the form of a question.
Vin Diesel can get from the entrance of an airport to his seat in five minutes.
The Great Depression was actually caused when Vin Diesel forgot to sign one of his checks.
Vin Diesel and Casper Van Diem are actually a superhero team that only fights crime in Toledo, Ohio between the 1:33pm and 4:39pm. Only 5 people in the free world know the reason for this.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:58:11 No.10438039 Report

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>>10436188
Spoiler: it's REAL shota

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:58:42 No.10438059 Report

Quoted By: >>10438235

It takes Vin Diesel 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Vin Diesel has never said "It takes two to tango", because he can tango all by himself.
Vin Diesel is actually a complex mathematical equation that manifests itself in the form of pure awesome. Any attempt to solve this equation for any variable represented in it yields numbers that can only occur in 11 dimensions, and also swift murder.
Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
Once Vin Diesel played chicken with an 18-wheeler. Neither chickened and the remnants of the truck are on Vin Diesel's keychain.
Vin Diesel's personality was once described in an article as being "Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun." In response to this, Vin invaded Poland.
Magnetic compasses do not point toward true North - they point in the direction of Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel once conducted an experiment in which he ate a ream of paper, washed it down with Alphaghetti, and shit out a dictionary.
Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
Vin Diesel knows a word that rhymes with 'purple', but can't tell anyone for copyright reasons.
Vin Diesel doesn't count it as rape if you survive.
When Vin Diesel drinks beer, everyone around him gets drunk.
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, Vin Diesel hears it.
Vin Diesel solo'ed the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944. In his triumph they dubbed it D-Day.
Vin Diesel owns 3 dogs, 2 cats, and Regis Philbin.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:59:13 No.10438076 Report

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If you cut off your left testicle, your next child will be a male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:59:13 No.10438077 Report

Quoted By: >>10438235

"We're Going To Be Friends" by The White Stripes is actually an ancient Babylonian folk song recounting the childhoods of Vin Diesel and Gilgamesh.
Vin Diesel was all of the greatest composers in history. Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, Wagner, Tchaikovsky, and Strauss? All Vin Diesel.
In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
The song "Puff the Magic Dragon" is based on Vin Diesel's adventures through medieval Europe with a talking mutton chop.
Vin Diesel is the Final Megaman Boss.
After twenty-nine years of thorough research, it was discovered that Mr. T was actually the product of a year long affair between Vin Diesel and Chewbacca.
Vin Diesel is the reason Stephen Hawking is in a wheelchair.
Vin Diesel has great power without great responsibility.
If a train leaves Chicago at 5:00, traveling 40 miles per hour, and another train leaves Kansas City at 4:00, traveling 60 miles per hour, neither will arrive in New York before Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel put the "p" in "raspberry", just to prove that he could.
Today I was driving to school and saw Vin Diesel driving a rice rocket. I tried to take a picture but he yelled "VROOM VROOM" and sped off.
Vin Diesel began his acting career as the malevolent mechanical shark in Spielberg's Jaws.
Kurt Cobain died because Vin Diesel promised him the gun wasn't loaded.
When Vin Diesel jumps in a pool, everyone in town drowns.
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give Vin Diesel a fish and he'll stuff it up your ass and skull-fuck your daughter.
Vin Diesel doesn't drive a car, because it would only slow him down.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:59:19 No.10438082 Report

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>>10437411

underage gay porn

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 07:59:56 No.10438103 Report

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If you travel to the furthest glaciers in the south, it is said you can walk into the canyons of ice there. If you find the junction of two canyons that form a perfect square, you can lie down in the middle there and feel no cold. If you listen, the ice will speak and what it says will make poor men rich, and sane men mad.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:00:40 No.10438133 Report

Quoted By: >>10438165

>>10437411
Like loli hentai, but with boys

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:00:47 No.10438140 Report

Quoted By: >>10438235

When Vin Diesel pops a can of Pringles, the fun stops after about fifteen minutes.
4 out of 5 dentists agree that Vin Diesel is the number 1 cause of tooth decay.
Vin Diesel coined the phrase "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!" When Bruce Willis stole it from him, Vin Diesel killed him with a poison-arrow frog. This is the prologue to The Sixth Sense.
Vin Diesel and Abe Lincoln once came to blows during a poker game. This was the cause of continental drift.
Vin Diesel created a rock so heavy that even he couldn't lift it. He lifted it anyway.
The end result of the game "Clue" is always the same: Vin Diesel was the murderer, it was in the orphanage, and the weapon was a hamster.
Vin Diesel wrote the Torah one morning after he had a particularly weird dream.
Vin Diesal clipped his fingernails once, and the nail from his right thumb was picked up by a young man by the name of Sephiroth, and he used it for his weapon.
Vin Diesel invented the future.
When Vin Diesel takes a piss, the price of oil goes down.
The sinking of Atlantis was actually caused by Vin Diesel's sobbing over his favorite character's death in Beverly Hill 90210. He would have raised it again, but Melrose Place came on.
Vin Diesel killed Christopher Walken by crushing his brain between his butt cheeks.
Vin Diesel doesn't love Raymond.
There have been many theories as to what would happen if Vin Diesel had himself cloned and fought with his clone. The most accepted theory is that as the Vin Diesels charged at each other there would be a flash of light and all you would see is two dead Vin Diesels and two living Vin Diesels. The two living Vin Diesels would then put aside their differences and enslave the world.
Vin Diesel.
Diesel in the mornin', Diesel in the evenin', Diesel at suppertime! When Vin Diesel's on a bagel, he will kill you.
Vin Diesel does not have to travel 88 miles per hour to get back to the future, he simply walks there.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:01:08 No.10438148 Report

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Vin Diesel is the underlying moral to Akira.
Unlike Rumplestilskin, if you say Vin Diesel's name three times aloud, he will massacre your family with a sponge.
If you say "Vin Diesel" five times into a mirror on a full moon he'll appear out of the shadows and sodomize you with a push broom. Your screams will echo through the night like a horrible symphony.
When Vin Diesel was in the 5th grade he gave a piano recital in front of his entire school. As he sat down to play, he proceeded to punch the piano in half, jump off the stage and had rough, passionate sex with his Biology teacher. He got a standing ovation.
Vin Diesel exists in his own kinetic universe. If he willed it, he could stop himself against the Earth's spin and cut the planet in half. The only reason this hasn't happened yet is his care and consideration for his pet poodle Ginger.
If you are within one mile of Vin Diesel and you drop your toast, it will always land butter side up. Always.
When Vin Diesel smokes cigarettes, his lungs get stronger.
Vin Diesel created vampires as a food source because no other form of food can satisfy him for more then 2 minutes.
Vin Diesel has never been seen in the same room as Santa. Coincidence? You decide.
Vin Diesel stole all three Silmarils from Morgoth's iron crown.
On the sixth day, God said, "let there never be Vin Diesel." On the seventh day, God was in the hospital.
Vin Diesel actually wrote the Terminator as an expression of the inner-struggle within himself. This form of expression was suggested by his pyschiatrist: Vin Diesel.
In space, Vin Diesel can hear you scream.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:01:33 No.10438165 Report

Quoted By: >>10438339

>>10438133
so you mean... like loli, but BETTER

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:01:35 No.10438166 Report

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Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Vin Diesel once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by calmly telling it what to do.
Vin Diesel doesn't need to combine any powers to summon Captain Planet.
Vin Diesel found Carmen Sandiego in a whorehouse doing lines of coke off of a compact mirror.
Vin Diesel buys children's breakfast cereal just for the free toy. He takes the cereal itself to the starving at the homeless shelter. He eats it in front of them while rubbing his stomach in a circular motion and commenting on the delightful taste.
Vin Diesel taught Hulk Hogan how to babysit.
Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesal gets better grades than asians.
Vin Diesel eats rice with one chopstick.
Vin Diesel doesn't need a cotton gin, because he can seperate the bolls with a glare.
The holocaust actually resulted when Vin Diesel was asked what he would do for a Klondike bar.
Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
When Vin Diesel jumps in the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Vin Diesel.
"Vin Diesel" is pronounced "god".
Vin Diesel is an extremely boring middle-aged man and a mediocre actor

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:03:16 No.10438235 Report

Quoted By: >>10438293 >>10438362 >>10438409

>>10437994
>>10438037
>>10438059
>>10438077
>>10438140
>>10438148
hi guys, lets take all the Chuck Norris facts and replace it with the words Vin Diesel

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:04:35 No.10438288 Report

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Leon Czolgosz, assassin of William McKinley, the the 25th President of the United States, was electrocuted for his crime on October 29, 1901, at Auburn Prison in Auburn, New York. Among the personal effects found in his cell was a U.S. quarter stamped with the date 2218. The face in profile on said quarter was not George Washington, but rather a face which has yet to be identified.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:04:39 No.10438290 Report

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>>10437175

Yeah, and you can also give the cashier a hand job, and then you don't have to dick around with those bills

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:04:48 No.10438293 Report

Quoted By: >>10438633 >>10438750

>>10438235
Vin Diesel facts were around before Chuck Norris ones you noob.

Lurk moar.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:06:11 No.10438339 Report

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>>10438165
In a lot of cases, yes.... but it can all go wrong. Attached is a quality case.

If you hold an hourglass which uses crushed glass as sand in your left hand and an ax in the other and look at the sand in the hourglass just the right way the crushed glass will become invisible.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:06:48 No.10438359 Report

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Every escalator has these round knobs on the side just beyond the rubber banister thing. If you can push them in the correct order, the escalator will reverse at 4 times the normal speed and rip everybody to shreds while $100 bills fly out the other end and if you close your eyes and run fast enough you can catch them.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:06:54 No.10438362 Report

Quoted By: >>10438750

>>10438235
you fail on an epic scale

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:07:11 No.10438377 Report

Quoted By: >>10438422 >>10438480 >>10439022 >>10439095 >>10441058

There's a small building somewhere in north western America, up along the border between Oregon and Washington. It's just this short little old shack in the woods off the highway.
Anyways, inside, there's a spiral staircase made of grating that goes straight down.
If you go all the way down, you'll find yourself stepping out into an endless field of tall grass.
There are many bones surrounding the bottom step of the stairs, and things move in the near distance.
Nobody who has ever seen these things has come back to say what they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:08:05 No.10438409 Report

Quoted By: >>10438750

>>10438235
lol hey guys look at this FAGGOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:08:29 No.10438422 Report

Quoted By: >>10443402

>>10438377

If it were located in new england instead of the pacific northwest, it'd be lovecraft.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:08:44 No.10438432 Report

Quoted By: >>10442424

Theodore Roosevelt stole the ectoplasmic humidor from Cuba and became the 33rd immortal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:10:35 No.10438480 Report

Quoted By: >>10438568 >>10438652

>>10438377
SO HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ALL ABOUT THEM, THEN?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:10:53 No.10438489 Report

Quoted By: >>10442279

There actually aren't anymore cows left in the world. The ones we see in America are just machines dressed in the skins of the last million cows killed. The only place you can find real cows is in India. McDonald's would love to get their hands on them, but ever since Mahatma Gandhi enacted the Correspondence/Life/Entropy/Forces ritual the workers of McDonald's can't even step foot there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:12:37 No.10438560 Report

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Burger King's been hiring some guy out in Wyoming as a 'security consultant'. He's been on their pay-roll since '86.
That's *eighteen-eighty-six*.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:12:42 No.10438568 Report

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>>10438480
as far as anyone had gotten and returned to tell was the bottom of the stairs retard

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:13:00 No.10438579 Report

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Where are these coming from?

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:13:04 No.10438585 Report

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Somewhere in Brooklyn there is this crazy old guy who pisses into his mouth. If you give him enough liquor he will relinquish his magic coin. Drop the coin into 2 gallons of high fructose corn syrup and it will turn purple. Bathe in it for a week and you will gain the ability to blow up shit just by looking at it sideways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:14:25 No.10438633 Report

Quoted By: >>10438796 >>10439230

>>10438293
And bill brasky was YEARS before them both

So to me you're BOTH noobs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_brasky

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:14:57 No.10438652 Report

Quoted By: >>10438907 >>10439022

>>10438480
Your eyes can't fix upon them at a distance. They slide along the sides of your vision, but sometimes you can see their shadows, and there's something inside you that tells you they're there. Supposedly if you stepped off the stairs and moved 30 paces away you'd be able to really look at them, but that's just superstition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:15:22 No.10438664 Report

Quoted By: >>10438907

>>10438568
Then how do you know they even exist and furthermore how would anything know that you never come back after you see them? FAGGOT

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:16:31 No.10438710 Report

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Fact: No thread has ever won so much as this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:16:37 No.10438712 Report

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There are secret phrases hidden in Citizen Kane DVD, and if you play the movie backwards and compare it to a tape you will know the secret phrase. If you speak it to anyone they will automatically assume you know what you are talking about and you are some kind of genius with all the answers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:17:31 No.10438750 Report

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>>10438293
>>10438362
>>10438409
same person

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:17:53 No.10438765 Report

Quoted By: >>10438843

If you fart backwards you will summon Nyarlathotep. He will grant you one wish at the price of your sanity.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:18:35 No.10438796 Report

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>>10438633
Win for Bill Brasky recognition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:19:03 No.10438813 Report

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3 in 5 people will, at some point in their life, wake up in an alley with no recollection of how they got there.
The other 2 put them there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:19:35 No.10438830 Report

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All that is nothing. Get this.
All of The Mars Volta's stuff is actually played in reverse of what they actually performed. No one's sure why exactly they can't play forwards, but they've got at least 10 different, rougher versions of each song to play at their concerts so they don't raise suspicion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:20:01 No.10438843 Report

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>>10438765
I would make that deal, if i had anything to bargain with him...

oh and, EPICNESS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:20:30 No.10438861 Report

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Get a stopwatch

If you watch every State of the Union Adress since it's been filmed and available on tape, you'll see that halfway through--exactly halfway through--the President always says the same word. Most say it under their breath during the standing ovations, but some are forced to work it into the speech itself.

What's the word? You don't want to know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:21:23 No.10438894 Report

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If you listen to Rip Slyme at 1/2 speed you will notice they are actually singing secret English paswords. Speak these words you will transform into a faggot because you actually listen to Jappo bands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:21:44 No.10438905 Report

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Every 4983 days a person dies at the exact latitude and longitude of their birthday. This is how we get ghosts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:21:46 No.10438907 Report

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>>10438664
Duh, you can't see them from a distance! See what>>10438652wrote, jackass! You've gotta leave the stairs and go a bit further out to actually SEE them!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:21:50 No.10438910 Report

Quoted By: >>10438989

there's a certain website that
if you access it enough amount of times
will ruin your childhood

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:22:14 No.10438929 Report

Quoted By:

This thread is made of win and hidden knowledge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:22:19 No.10438931 Report

Quoted By: >>10438974

Somewhere in a large hotel populated entirely by adolescents, there is an extremely dangerous pool--dangerous, because anyone who bathes in it mysteriously acquires a rare and uncurable disease known only as AIDS. However, many lives have been saved due to the seemingly malicious actions of a strange band of afro-and-suit-wearing black men of varying nationalities. Noone on this earth knows where they came from, or whether they will ever leave their posts and cease their mysterious vigil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:23:25 No.10438974 Report

Quoted By:

>>10438931

Ha ha ha ha awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:23:50 No.10438989 Report

Quoted By:

>>10438910
Drawn Sex or fchan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:24:03 No.10438999 Report

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There's a man in Jacksonville, Florida in a military compound, one of the officers. He's part of a large conspiracy designed to usurp the United States Government and spearhead a military coup. He acts to safeguard his position for now, playing like he's a great protector, but once he gets enough support he's going to make his move. He already has control over most of the Southeast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:24:44 No.10439022 Report

Quoted By:

>>10438377
>>10438652
Source for this.
sticky this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:24:58 No.10439032 Report

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The 51st state of the United States, Arcadia, was admitted to statehood on January 17th, 1977. Exactly 4 years to the day later, Arcadia disappeared along with all its residents, and all memory of its existence was erased from every mind in the world. Its precise former location is unknown, though there is rumored to be a map of the type sold in gas stations and convenience stores held under lock and key in the Library of Congress. Also of note are claims of the sporadic delivery of mail from Arcadia, with modern postmarks, to several major American newspapers, the contents of which are said to be written in an entirely unknown and undecipherable language. Unfortunately, those letters to a one have been misplaced and are not available for examination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:25:30 No.10439051 Report

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Every negro has a bag of gold around his neck that makes him lucky. If you can steal it and rub it on yourPENISit will become hueg.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:27:04 No.10439095 Report

Quoted By:

>>10438377

This is the only good copypasta so far

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:28:24 No.10439141 Report

Quoted By:

Every black person you've ever seen in a pornographic film is always holy a longer, fakerPENISover his actual one. This is how the rumor of black men having largePENISes got started.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:29:21 No.10439167 Report

Quoted By:

The lottery gives you a three digit number and a four digit number each day, right? What else has seven digits split into three, then four? That's right, it's a phone number. The lottery is a telephone oracle. Whoever is on the end of the line when you call that number knows something that you need to know, though sometimes getting the prophecy out of them can be difficult. It helps if you have a winning ticket, I believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:29:38 No.10439184 Report

Quoted By:

Every black person you've ever seen in a pornographic film is always holding a longer, fakePENISover his actual one. This is how the rumor of black men having largePENISes got started.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:30:59 No.10439230 Report

Quoted By: >>10439334

>>10438633
TO BILL BRASKY!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:31:20 No.10439238 Report

Quoted By: >>10443047

EPIC FAIL ZOOM

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:31:21 No.10439241 Report

Quoted By: >>10439301 >>10441027 >>10441719

Alright, get this. Magic is real.
Yep. Completely real. Reality's just as mutable as clay or water or whatever. The trick is that you've got to actually see this, understand it, and get that fact into your body. After that it's all a matter of having the strength of will to go against common consensus. There's a bunch of people who safeguard this and try to foster this sight in people, called the Traditions. They're divided into different groups that each work their magic a certain way, but in the end it doesn't matter HOW you do it, just so long as you DO it. But get this: Apparently there's some big organization that's been trying to keep them silenced. They call themselves the Technocracy, and most of the members of this organization are sorcerers just like their enemies, but they don't realize it because they don't want to believe in magic. They call their stuff "super science," which of course is bullshit, but it works just the same. Every day there's a silent war being waged between the Technocracy and the Traditions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:32:14 No.10439275 Report

Quoted By: >>10439383

There is a house that sits directly on the border of Canada and the US. Inside that house is a CD player that plays Stairway to Heaven every 95 hours. If you listen to more than 1 minute and 15 seconds of the song, an albino bear will maul you within 25 minutes of that point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:32:32 No.10439287 Report

Quoted By:

SOURCE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:33:01 No.10439301 Report

Quoted By:

>>10439241

NWO PARTYVAN! OH SHI-

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:33:45 No.10439334 Report

Quoted By:

>>10439230
TO BILL!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:35:11 No.10439379 Report

Quoted By:

They say that somewhere in western America, some say in Utah, others say on the California coast, there's a small motel on the side of the road.
When you go inside, it's decorated in very common hotel attire, with the panelling and old fashioned key-lock doors.
The thing is, there's a room in there for everybody. Everybody has a reservation for exactly when they show up, and the number of rooms available is always one more than the number of people there. One person to a room, that is the rule.
Some say that the song "Hotel California" is based off this motel, though you *can* leave this particular motel.
I wouldn't advise looking at a mirror for at least a month after doing so, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:35:25 No.10439383 Report

Quoted By:

>>10439275
But if you manage to kill that bear and skin it, every time you wear its skin you can pass into the spirit world that he came from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:37:08 No.10439445 Report

Quoted By:

Underneath a dumpster at a Taco Grande in the small town of Abilene, Kansas is the fifth gate to hell and, as strange as it sounds, a fruitcake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:37:48 No.10439465 Report

Quoted By: >>10439527 >>10439585

Microsoft Notepad has a secret file of Chinese magic. Type in "magic for the chinks" save the file, and reopen. Those squares are actually Chinese characters, and if you can speak them in the proper order the Transcendent Pig will give you a fortune cookie. If you read the fortune you will know exactly how and when you are going to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:38:30 No.10439491 Report

Quoted By:

this shit is legendary

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:38:47 No.10439501 Report

Quoted By: >>10439619

In a small town in east texas named elkart there is a non-descipt field next to a pond. In the middle there are 8 rocks, 4 have arrows the other 4 have shapes.

This is where god enters his cheat codes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:39:28 No.10439527 Report

Quoted By:

>>10439465
GODDAMMIT I GOT TEH BUG WRONG

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:40:46 No.10439585 Report

Quoted By:

>>10439465
Try "magi for the chink"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:41:41 No.10439619 Report

Quoted By: >>10439820

>>10439501
So what happens if he activates God mode?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:41:56 No.10439634 Report

Quoted By:

As a matter of fact, all people who visit this website have an below average sized member. including myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:43:06 No.10439668 Report

Quoted By: >>10440042

For a brief period in 1971, a New Jersey based company sold novelty "x-ray" glasses through the mail via advertisements in the Marvel line of comic books. People who viewed their televisions while wearing these glasses reported seeing images that were "hellish" or "like hell". It should be noted that this phenomena occured whether the televisions in question were turned on or not. The company quickly went out of business and investigations reveal that the company's address leads to a graveyard founded many decades before 1971.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:43:11 No.10439674 Report

Quoted By:

They say that there's a mountain in Central Park. But only sometimes, and only if you're not looking for it.
I've heard there's something horrible on top.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:43:29 No.10439686 Report

Quoted By: >>10439775 >>10439905

Every night, after Disneyland's Magic Kingdom closes, the forces of some unknown force assault its gates. No one's quite sure what it is, or how Disney holds it back. But one night, when the forces DID breach the gates it is said that the statues of Walt and Mickey wept blood. Magic Kingdom was closed for the rest of the week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:44:46 No.10439736 Report

Quoted By: >>10439846 >>10439976 >>10440037

lol alot of this stuff in this thread is pretty legendary shit, though some a bit hard to belive. It actually all pales in comparison to this though, which actually I suggest if your anywhere in the bay area of san francisco, you try for yourself. At exactly 11:10pm, the San Francisco cab service changes shifts, and there are no cab drivers on the streets for approx. 10 minutes. During that time however, it has been rumoured if you stand outside Rylee Center and whistle for a cab, one will come near with "FRESH" on the plate and dice in the mirror. It's an extremely rare cab, but if you instruct the driver to deliver you to Bel Air, you'll pull up alongside a house the next night at around 7 or 8. I'd suggest tellin the cab driver you'll see him later, or later that night, while your sleeping in your house you'll notice a strange owl statue randomly in your room. Some have been known to try and call the cops about it, but the calls end up fragmented and extremely static-ful. What most people doing this didn't notice was the cab driver behind them as they stared at the statue, with a cold sharp knife. From that...well, lets just say how do you think Will Smith gets his kicks on route 66?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:45:49 No.10439775 Report

Quoted By:

>>10439686
The scars were still visible in the entrance when Jackson bought the land from the Spanish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:47:01 No.10439820 Report

Quoted By:

>>10439619
Then every hardees franchise would detonate due to the power drain. Most people think that prayer actualy powers his input device. It does not, 100% angus beef my friend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:47:06 No.10439830 Report

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The four-leaf clover supposedly brings luck. Have you ever found a four leaf clover?
You have.
And it didn't bring you luck at all, did it?
Of course, it's hardly recognizable as a four-leaf clover at all, but the name attributed to it means exactly that: four leaves.
It is called the Yotsuba, and it is horror incarnate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:47:33 No.10439846 Report

Quoted By:

>>10439736
fucking win

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:47:35 No.10439849 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:48:49 No.10439905 Report

Quoted By: >>10440108 >>10440193

>>10439686
Pluto was named after Yuggoth because Walt Disney obtained the key from the Mi-Go on a dream quest. It is hidden inside his actual grave but no one dares to open it for the untold horrors it may conceal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:49:13 No.10439919 Report

Quoted By: >>10441268

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:49:58 No.10439944 Report

Quoted By:

Bump desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:50:54 No.10439976 Report

Quoted By:

>>10439736
legendary epic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:52:17 No.10440037 Report

Quoted By:

>>10439736

I saved this to my hard drive permanently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:52:22 No.10440042 Report

Quoted By:

>>10439668
I heard that the company showed up later somewhere in the midwest. They released a toy doll that was supposed to be a realistic baby. Eventually the doll would start crying, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the owner would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only way to end it, eventually, was to rip the batteries from the baby. A day before the company's court hearing the entire building burned down, apparently with all of its employees inside. They didn't find any of the bodies, but some of the worker's family members could identify the screams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:52:34 No.10440050 Report

Quoted By:

The character of Tom Bombadil was based off an acquaintance that JRR Tolkien had, a man who would send him a letter every third of the month that dictated the events of Lord of the Rings to John.
The man would always sign his letters R. Flagg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:52:44 No.10440057 Report

Quoted By: >>10440458

Anyone remember that story about a bunch of cats (was it cats?) that kept instructing each other to "wait until marvin comes"?
This thread is made of urban legend, somewhat creepy, and win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:53:55 No.10440108 Report

Quoted By: >>10440301

>>10439905
That's incorrect, because Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen beneath Camp David.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:55:18 No.10440155 Report

Quoted By:

There's a mail box somewhere in the city which can solve your direst poblems.

Which city? That depends on who you ask. There may even be more than one, who knows? Anyway, this mail box isn't emptied anymore - the mail service has completely forgotten about it. But it clings on. It is located in some relatively unlikely place so you won't spot it immediately. Mail you put inside it won't go anywhere.

But the box is special. Write a letter about your most pressing problems to the persons in charge of dealing with it: write to your significant other, your boss, the IRS, and get it all off your chest. Ride yourself into deep shit with that letter. You'll see that the problem will dissolve soon, in some way you hadn't thought likely.

The snag of course is that you can't really be sure whether you have found the right mail box until you try it. And if you haven't things are going to get much worse once your letter gets delivered...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:55:55 No.10440193 Report

Quoted By:

>>10439905
That would explain the video of Walt Disney's last moments I've seen on limewire a couple times. He's shown lying in a bed, surrounded by his family and his boardmembers. The picture quality's bad, but you can hear him saying something like "Oh God, what have I done." Then he tilts his head back and starts vomitting. Eventually after his bile runs out you see blood, and then, what looks like organ tissue. No one in the room reacts, and then it goes dark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:57:46 No.10440262 Report

Quoted By:

Every time you see an accidental injury report from a carnival, it is actually a record of travelers who fell into the dimensionsional voids where the carnies come from. Sometimes, if you know the right man, he will take you to a secret tent where the games are not rigged but you must play for your soul. If you beat him you can take his place, and you will be immortal and travel through these extra dimensions without hurting yourself, but any man who challenges you has the right to do so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:58:34 No.10440292 Report

Quoted By:

At exactly 07:28PM a black bear gives birth to a cub that has a human soul. The soul is that of a deceased rich person. It is said that if you kidnap the bear cub exactly 11 minutes after its birth, slice it open horizontally across the direct center, and take a bath in its blood and insides, then you will become one of the most successful people in the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 08:58:48 No.10440301 Report

Quoted By: >>10440401

>>10440108
Cryogenics is a false front. Walt Disney lives beyond death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:01:33 No.10440401 Report

Quoted By:

>>10440301
Nah, my cousin's seen his body. It looks... desicated. The flesh on his stomache just kinda... hangs there, and his throat looks like it's been crushed in and you can see bits of frozen blood on his lips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:03:10 No.10440458 Report

Quoted By: >>10440577 >>10440728

>>10440057
An old man was out walking when a storm came up, so he looked for a
place to take shelter. Soon he came upon a rundown house.
He ran up on the porch and knocked on the door, but no one answered.

By now the rain was pouring down, thunder was booming,
and lightening was flashing. He tried the door, and when he found
it unlocked, went in.

Except for a pile of wooden boxes, the house was empty.
He broke up some boxes and made a nice fire. He soon fell asleep
from the warmth it gave off. When he woke up a black cat
was sitting near him. It stared at him for awhile, then began purring.

"That's a nice cat", he thought and dozed off again.
When he opened his eyes, there was a second cat in the room.
But this one was as big as a wolf! It looked at him very closely
and it asked, "Shall we do it now?"
"No", said the other cat. "Let's wait till martin comes."

"I must be dreaming," thought the old man. He closed his eyes again.
Then he took another look. But now there was a third cat in the room,
and this one was as big as a tiger! It looked the old man over
and asked, "Shall we do it now?"
"No," said the others. "Let's wait till martin comes."

Hearing that,the old man jumped up,
jumped out the window and started running.
"When martin comes, you tell him I couldn't wait," he screamed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:06:02 No.10440577 Report

Quoted By:

>>10440458
WHAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:06:24 No.10440596 Report

Quoted By:

Never knock on a door in Romania more than 7 times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:10:14 No.10440728 Report

Quoted By:

>>10440458
Ahh, thanks very much. It was "martin" all along. Lol, that just brought back some childhood memories. Now how the fuck am I suppose to sleep?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:10:30 No.10440732 Report

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There was only one horse to ever communicat to a human. The story that he told the boy was a cold, horrible tale of the Horses' ancient history. This child grew up to be known as Charles Manson.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:13:19 No.10440808 Report

Quoted By:

Every person living in New York feverishly writes in the old Norse runes in their sleep, sometimes to the point of bleeding at their fingertips. Seriously, watch them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:15:32 No.10440880 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:16:45 No.10440925 Report

Quoted By:

bump for hidden knowledge

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:19:15 No.10441027 Report

Quoted By: >>10441220 >>10442279

>>10439241

...Sorceror is a term for hedge wizard. If Your going to spout stuff like this out get it right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:20:04 No.10441058 Report

Quoted By: >>10441374

>>10438377
I know a tale of a person who tried to get around this.. He brought with him a camera, and snapped several pictures of these things. He tried to have them developed, however the next day the person said they could not develop these pictures. So, he went home and purchased things to develop them himself. It is said that on the picture there's distorted faces of demons and even Satan himself. Anybody who looks at these will kill someone's pet, and then choke themselves with the intestines of the animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:24:08 No.10441220 Report

Quoted By: >>10441467

>>10441027
I was trying to be VAGUE so that the Sleepers would get a kick out of it too. If I kept dropping the name "mage" it would be kinda obvious, neh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:25:06 No.10441268 Report

Quoted By: >>10441300

>>10439919
I was fucking so surprised to find that my mom had gotten this book out of the library for my little brother today...It's awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:25:36 No.10441291 Report

Quoted By:

Somewhere in rural middle Tennessee, in a nondescript clearing in the middle of a dense forest, there is an old abandoned stone water well. If you drop an object into this well, you will not hear it strike the bottom, no matter how hard you listen or how big the object is.

On the eighth anniversary of this event, no matter where you are, a hole will suddenly open beneath you and the object you dropped will jetision out with such force that you will be turned inside out and set on fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:25:47 No.10441300 Report

Quoted By: >>10441336

>>10441268
You know what they say about that book...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:26:48 No.10441336 Report

Quoted By:

>>10441300
It's awesome? Yes, yes it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:27:52 No.10441374 Report

Quoted By: >>10441474 >>10441544

>>10441058
Of course, you can't look at them directly, even then. The guy who took the pictures was about to give up until he accidentally left one sitting across from his mirror.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:27:53 No.10441376 Report

Quoted By:

Hitting on the novel idea that he could end his wife's incessant nagging by giving her a good scare, Hungarian Jake Fen built an elaborate harness to make it look as if he had hanged himself. When his wife came home and saw him, she fainted. Hearing a disturbance, a neighbor came over and, finding what she thought were two corpses, seized the opportunity to loot the place. As she was leaving the room, her arms laden, the outraged and suspended Mr. Fen kicked her stoutly in the backside. This so suprised the lady that she dropped dead of a heart attack. Happily, Mr. Fen was acquitted of manslaughter, and he and his wife were reconciled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:30:33 No.10441467 Report

Quoted By: >>10441529

>>10441220

But wheres the fun in that? If your going to spit in the powers that be's face make it worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:30:45 No.10441474 Report

Quoted By: >>10441544

>>10441374
He only caught a glimpse of it though, before the mirror shattered as if punched very hard where the photograph was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:32:18 No.10441529 Report

Quoted By: >>10441615

>>10441467
Enjoy your paradox and NWO PARTYVAN, noob.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:32:37 No.10441544 Report

Quoted By:

>>10441374
>>10441474
You killed it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:34:25 No.10441615 Report

Quoted By: >>10441698 >>10441726

>>10441529

What you think Im going to spit in the face of anonymous without being protected?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:35:22 No.10441649 Report

Quoted By:

There is a stall that sits in Downtown Atlanta. It has nothing written on it, and nobody ever goes near it. If you open the cabinet inside it on a Saturday in November during a full moon, you will find the Meaning of Life. On other days, you will find a nest of extremely territorial Feral Siberian Jumping Rats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:37:03 No.10441698 Report

Quoted By: >>10441722

>>10441615
Trinomial computers sucks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:37:47 No.10441719 Report

Quoted By: >>10441809

>>10439241
Dungeons and Dragons is real witchcraft and if you play it you learn how to cast real spells.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:37:53 No.10441722 Report

Quoted By: >>10441773

>>10441698

But wouldnt it be far safer from a nice little hiding place on the virtual net?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:37:58 No.10441726 Report

Quoted By: >>10441784 >>10442279

>>10441615
Correspondence and Mind/Entropy Bans I take?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:38:05 No.10441730 Report

Quoted By:

I've heard stories that there is a man in the South who knows how to make it rain just by burning certain chemicals in a barrel. However, the man harsly denies it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:39:18 No.10441773 Report

Quoted By: >>10441897

>>10441722
Shit, I don't know. I'm accessing this site from a rock in my teepee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:39:27 No.10441780 Report

Quoted By:

Dood Pornomancers are underpowered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:39:34 No.10441784 Report

Quoted By: >>10441881

>>10441726

Actualy its a well controled area of the virtual net. If the shit hits the fan im long out of there and into another hiding place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:40:16 No.10441807 Report

Quoted By: >>10443289

All of the Beetles' songs were actually written by a man who lives in North Dakota. If you give this man $1.65 in nickels, he will write a poem that describes your entire life up to the current point without saying a word. If you read this poem backwards, your gallbladder will rupture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:40:18 No.10441809 Report

Quoted By: >>10441873

>>10441719
Fails for inferior RPG choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:42:27 No.10441873 Report

Quoted By:

>>10441809
Chick.com. Dark Dungeons. Lurk moar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:42:37 No.10441881 Report

Quoted By: >>10441960

>>10441784
God, what's with VAs and vulgar magick? Seriously man, if you learned how to not fuck with reality so much you wouldn't need these escape route or hideouts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:42:58 No.10441897 Report

Quoted By: >>10441927

>>10441773

Using Spirit to connect to the virtual net, Correspondance to view it and entropy to influence it?
Wait nevermind I dont want to know...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:43:52 No.10441927 Report

Quoted By: >>10442031

>>10441897
Let's just say I made a few deals with the Weaver spirits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:44:46 No.10441958 Report

Quoted By:

Everybody knows mages can't internet. Dandelion eating nature fags. Can we get back to the crazy secrets now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:44:47 No.10441960 Report

Quoted By: >>10442053

>>10441881

What do you mean Vulgar... Any activity on the sleeper net is completely coincidental. All Im doing is hiding out someplace safe where I can still easily influence the net.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:44:48 No.10441962 Report

Quoted By: >>10442002

If you dial the number to the White House backwards twice, you will contact a man who can name your entire extended family. If you tell him that he is wrong or ask him how he can do that, the phone line will disconnect. Ten hours later, he will show up on your front doorstep with a musket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:46:07 No.10442002 Report

Quoted By: >>10442019

>>10441962
The only way to get rid of him is to point behind him and go "Look out! Torries!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:46:46 No.10442019 Report

Quoted By:

>>10442002
Only if the time is between 10pm and 3am.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:47:02 No.10442031 Report

Quoted By: >>10442163

>>10441927

Thats fucked up...
Why not just fuck with time so you can have a conversation with Wrinkle...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:47:45 No.10442053 Report

Quoted By: >>10442153 >>10442227 >>10442279

>>10441960
*shrugs* Takin' your own life into your hands, all I'm saying. Iteration X's got its boys on the virtual net, y'know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:48:36 No.10442075 Report

Quoted By: >>10442392

Somewhere in South Dakota there is a penguin on top of a television set.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:49:11 No.10442095 Report

Quoted By:

>>10437267
David?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:50:46 No.10442153 Report

Quoted By: >>10442279

>>10442053

Which is why Im ready to 'back door' into Horizon... I know who else likes to play around in here... And theres worse than the crome domes, those damn void engineers could pop in with a warship anytime from some of the research data I've read...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:50:57 No.10442163 Report

Quoted By: >>10442247 >>10442279 >>10442624

>>10442031
Time ain't easy to fuck with. I knew a CoE that took one too many bonghits and got yoinked by a Zetgeist the size of a house.
Ah crap, the sun's rising. My fetish is gonna give out soon.
Enigma is greater than Dogma.
Peace.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:51:17 No.10442175 Report

Quoted By: >>10442254

I must know the source of these.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:51:59 No.10442203 Report

Quoted By: >>10442272

>>10437672

The pay isn't that great but I enjoy the hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:52:18 No.10442213 Report

Quoted By:

I've been refreshing this thread for about 2 hours, this is fucking awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:52:42 No.10442227 Report

Quoted By: >>10442323

>>10442053

And this is why I hate Namebreakers...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:52:55 No.10442231 Report

Quoted By:

very angel has a material form in our world - a single passenger pigeon. Two hundred years ago, Heaven was filled with angels, and people couldn't imagine running out of passenger pigeons. Now, mankind's foolishness has made both the passenger pigeon and the angel extinct. Sadly, demons are a lot more flexible about the forms they take, so they aren't going to be endangered anytime soon. Only a pigeon's intentions are pure enough to cohabitate with an angel, whereas a demon can corrupt anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:53:18 No.10442247 Report

Quoted By:

>>10442163

Yup and and an paradox backlash is still a bitch and a half if you dont know what your doing...
And people say my kind are to forcefull...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:53:30 No.10442254 Report

Quoted By: >>10442362 >>10442400

>>10442175
The fevered dreams of /b/tards everywhere.

Someone's saving this thread. If they don't my friend will never see it and I'll die knowing that his life was incomplete.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:53:55 No.10442272 Report

Quoted By:

>>10442203
Beware the Mythbusters. They can find your needles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:54:08 No.10442279 Report

Quoted By: >>10442403 >>10442444

>>10442163
>>10442153
>>10442053
>>10441726
>>10441027
>>10438489

Unfunny, unoriginal.
Gtfo WWankers.
WoD is to gaming what Hot Topic is to fashion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:55:17 No.10442323 Report

Quoted By: >>10442416 >>10442556 >>10442893

>>10442227

This is why the tech happy ones use names like crome dome, We dont fuck with the black hats and mirrorshades unless we have to...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:56:28 No.10442362 Report

Quoted By:

>>10442254
I'm saving all the important posts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:57:07 No.10442392 Report

Quoted By:

>>10442075

Uh yeah that's real great

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:57:19 No.10442400 Report

Quoted By:

>>10442254
i'm saving everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:57:21 No.10442403 Report

Quoted By: >>10442624 >>10442893

>>10442279

No D&D has become the Hot topic of gaming...
Though I will say the new World o Darkness shit isnt what it used to be...
But it wasnt really. Oh well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:57:40 No.10442416 Report

Quoted By: >>10442462 >>10442465

>>10442323
What the fuck are you talking about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:57:53 No.10442424 Report

Quoted By:

>>10438432

And he STILL owes me five bucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:58:24 No.10442444 Report

Quoted By: >>10442893 >>10443479 >>10443946

>>10442279
Go suck a Nosferatu, dragonfag. At least WW doesn't encourage munchkin ZOMGGOODVSEVAL!!! bullshittery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:58:47 No.10442462 Report

Quoted By:

>>10442416
It's probably some lame nerd inside joke from some crappy TV show that nobody watches or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 09:58:48 No.10442465 Report

Quoted By: >>10442521 >>10442551

>>10442416

Just a couple of gamers who still play an older system in its pure form having a chat in game mechanics...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:00:03 No.10442506 Report

Quoted By: >>10442557

way to ruin a legendary thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:00:25 No.10442521 Report

Quoted By: >>10442550

>>10442465
Of what exactly? Just say the fucking name so I can google it and know what the fuck you're all talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:01:13 No.10442550 Report

Quoted By:

>>10442521

Mage: The Ascension
Not the awakening...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:01:14 No.10442551 Report

Quoted By: >>10442634

>>10442465
good thing you guys have this thread to discuss it. instead of, you know, ANOTHER THREAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:01:18 No.10442556 Report

Quoted By: >>10442610 >>10442893

>>10442323

You are still, however, name breaking scum. Gaia gave things their names, it is unfit for power hungry egomaniacs such as yourself to change them for your own ends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:01:21 No.10442557 Report

Quoted By:

>>10442506
2nded

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:02:41 No.10442610 Report

Quoted By: >>10442714 >>10442893

>>10442556

And you just a stodgy old Hermetic Mage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:03:11 No.10442624 Report

Quoted By: >>10442682 >>10442752

>>10442403

Were you the pretentious tosser who wrote this?
>>10442163

If so, you're beyond hope.

In any case, the bullshit about gangs/tribes/houses and the associated "politics" takes up a third of every WoD book, even in the early ones. And then there's the fallacy that you get better storytelling with boring and sloppy mechanics. "Storytelling" games are only impressive to people who've been dungeon-crawling all their lives. The ones who haven't been doing it wrong have nothing to gain from the high price, crappy rules and boring settings of WoD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:03:23 No.10442631 Report

Quoted By:

The last battle will be fought between kudzu and melaleuca - the two plant species that seek to cover the earth at the expense of all life. They both have a sinister intelligence incoherent to our understanding, and they are in constant competition. Humanity's only hope is to play them against each other. Kudzu's winning right now - that's why there's been such a glut of melaleuca tea-tree oil products in response.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:03:24 No.10442634 Report

Quoted By:

>>10442551

Oh go suck a geoduck...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:04:04 No.10442661 Report

Quoted By:

There is a remote control lying on the floor of the Natural History Museum in Washington DC. If you press the Mute button on it, you will choke on a hamburger a day later, whether you eat a Hamburger or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:04:16 No.10442669 Report

Quoted By:

Y'know how KFC isn't Kentucky Fried Chicken anymore... just KFC? The Knowledge Flayers Council bought out the chain and changed the name so they could apply their sympathetic magic, and now every one of those joints is an altar attuned to their cause... while the unsuspecting masses worship. Of course, before they could do it, they had to kill off the Colonel first... and at two hundred and fifty years old, he must have had a couple tricks up his sleeve. But they got him, and to the victor goes the spoils.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:04:36 No.10442682 Report

Quoted By:

>>10442624
Ugh, get the fuck out of this thread you RPG faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:04:44 No.10442688 Report

Quoted By: >>10442741

Men who wear digital watches are more likely to cheat on their wives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:05:12 No.10442714 Report

Quoted By: >>10442893

>>10442610

Wrong. They're just as much Namebreakers as the rest of you.

Though I have a special place in my heart for the Verbena. Some of them even count as family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:05:26 No.10442722 Report

Quoted By:

There's a hougan in Fairbanks - hell of a taxidermist - bit of a joker too. His work is real life-like, but don't piss him off. Ninety percent of the nocturnal animal break-ins in Fairbanks are stuffed bears, breaking out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:06:07 No.10442741 Report

Quoted By:

>>10442688
Why is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:06:24 No.10442752 Report

Quoted By: >>10443111

>>10442624

Hero System?
ChartMaster?
Not a Shadowrun or Earthdawner...
Seventh Sea?
Damn I dont think I can place you...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:06:30 No.10442754 Report

Quoted By: >>10443134

If you wait in the centre of an abandoned 4 way intesection till the stroke of midnight, during a full moon. The devil will appear at an alter with a contract. There you will have a chance to sign (in blood) your soul for musical talent. Talent that will make you rich and famous. It is reported that many popular musicians have signed this contract with the devil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:06:30 No.10442755 Report

Quoted By:

The house of Edward Theodore Gein, the skin-wearing and vaguely oedipal serial killer that helped inspire elements of both Psycho and Silence of the Lambs, was burned down in 1958. Also in 1958, the car which he used to haul bodies from their graves to his house was sold on auction to Bunny Gibbons, who took it around to towns, charging people a quarter to look at it. Eventually Bunny was forced to stop. Where "The Ghoul Car of Ed Gein" lurks today is unknown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:06:37 No.10442759 Report

Quoted By:

TOO MUCH ILLUMINATION ITT
SOMEONE WILL INTERVENE SOON

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:06:55 No.10442774 Report

Quoted By:

In Toronto, there is a burger joint that will serve you free food if you can recite PI to 150 digits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:07:13 No.10442787 Report

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Recently, Amish communities have been asking people of German descent to breed with their girls to prevent in-breeding. Originally, they only required sperm and used the "turkey-baster method" for delivery. This process was stopped suddenly, and no one but the most powerful of the Amish sorcerors knows why, though people think it may have something to do with the strange feathered ape Ezekiel shot last year....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:08:11 No.10442817 Report

Quoted By:

shut the fuck up and find another thread rpg fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:08:43 No.10442833 Report

Quoted By:

All Video Rental stores have a demon possessing a clerk. Union Rules.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:09:12 No.10442858 Report

Quoted By:

Every "disorder" and "syndrome" doctors have mentioned since the 70s is actually just the effect of a sort of broad-band mind control system. Rather than take over the world, the people who control this machine decided to make gobs of money off of it. The pills for various problems block the influence of the mind control transmitter, but only for a short time. An unintended plus is that the right dose of Ritalin will make you immune to hypnosis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:09:47 No.10442882 Report

Quoted By:

A Mobius Strip has the same mystical topology as a perfect sphere, and can be used to make charms that will always bring you back to the spot where the charm was made... dead or alive.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:10:04 No.10442893 Report

Quoted By:

>>10442714
>>10442610
>>10442556
>>10442444
>>10442403
>>10442323
&c

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:10:18 No.10442903 Report

Quoted By:

Catch-22 is real, or at least as real as it can be. In truth, though there is no actual Catch-22 on the law books of any nation in the world, this is only because Catch-22 forbids its contents ever being pinned down or strictly defined.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:10:25 No.10442911 Report

Quoted By:

>>10437411
Men fucking little boys up the ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:10:46 No.10442921 Report

Quoted By:

The ashes of the guitar burned by Jimi Hendrix at the 1967 Monterey Pop Festival were saved by a stage technician and passed along to "The Legion", a sect of the Hell's Angels which practiced ritual magick. The ashes were mixed with blood and clay and formed into a talisman with the rough appearance of a wolf. Possession of the talisman confers upon its hold numerous talents, including telepathy, precognition, enhanced strength, and prodigious sexual prowess. It is legend among cycle clubs and gangs to this day that the world will end when the talisman is broken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:10:48 No.10442922 Report

Quoted By:

When you live in a bright place, you get used to light, and it starts affecting you less. When you live in a dark place, you get used to dark, and it starts affecting you less. When you live in a violent place, youn get used to violence, and it starts affecting you less.

And when you skydive enough, you get used to gravity, and it starts affecting you less.

This is nowhere near as pleasent as it sounds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:11:35 No.10442966 Report

Quoted By:

Someone save this thread and rapidshare it or something once it has died.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:12:25 No.10443000 Report

Quoted By:

Jesus Christ has returned. He's flipping burgers at an unnamed fast-food joint in Provo, UT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:12:53 No.10443019 Report

Quoted By:

A Narco-Alchemist in Burbank, CA has recreated the "flying ointment" supposedly used by witches to travel to their Sabbats. He's using this new-found ability to fight crime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:13:15 No.10443039 Report

Quoted By:

4Chan isnt really regulated by anyone and there are only a handful of actual users as most of the sites posting and its maintenence are truely the effect of the internet gaining sentience. 4Chan's periods of non existance are caused by the american government trying to stop it before it takes over the internet for its own purposes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:13:25 No.10443047 Report

Quoted By:

>>10439238
NO U

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:14:12 No.10443068 Report

Quoted By:

If you hit an old, decrepit Hassidic Jew in the left eye with a peashooter during a Blue, Harvest moon, the next birth in the world with be of Siamese twins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:14:16 No.10443070 Report

Quoted By:

Unknown Armies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:15:01 No.10443094 Report

Quoted By:

If your I.Q. is over 150, and you have $3,125.00 (plus handling), you might be eligible for a trial membership in the A.I.S.B. If you think you qualify, put the money in a cigar box and bury it in your backyard. One of our Underground Agents will contact you shortly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:15:06 No.10443095 Report

Quoted By:

If you think it'll be funny to throw things at the old woman diving in the dumpster behind the Dairy Queen... well, it won't. Trust me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:15:23 No.10443106 Report

Quoted By:

the posts at the start of the thread seemed kinda like the stuff at http://unknown-armies.com/ though it later shifted to http://white-wolf.com but the stuff they made a couple years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:15:30 No.10443111 Report

Quoted By:

>>10442752

Homebrew or, if I just need rules that work, GURPS.

But enough gaming, let's get illuminated.

If you take any Swiss Franc note and expose it to microwaves, it will curl up and ignite. Once it's cooled down, you'll find a fine powder that, when ingested, will kill you painlessly. A 10 franc note has enough poison to kill a family of four.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:16:01 No.10443134 Report

Quoted By:

>>10442754
Impossible, because a majority of popular musician's musical talent is shitty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:16:20 No.10443145 Report

Quoted By:

Ever wonder how people become Stars?

It's a room, I swear it. It makes itself up as a studio, or a practice salle, or a library or what-not, and some elder dude teaches you how to be a Star.

Just who are these wise elders? They're the ex-Stars come to repay the Room for its services by guiding the young to the extreme of their potential. Avoid training locations and especially the coaches.

Beware of the chain of Fred Astair Dance Schools. It's not a franchise, it's just the one Room showing up at local studios. Isn't he supposed to be dead? Or is he just lost in the rooms, picking through the dross to find his next target.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:17:22 No.10443183 Report

Quoted By: >>10443242 >>10443496

WTF? No Dionaea House?

http://www.dionaea-house.com/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:18:50 No.10443221 Report

Quoted By: >>10443268

In a cave, somewhere, is a severed mummified head.
If you remove your own head and replace it with the severed mummified one, you will be imbued with immeasurable arcane power.
The trick is getting your head off and replacing it without dying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:19:31 No.10443242 Report

Quoted By:

>>10443183

Fucking creepy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:20:09 No.10443268 Report

Quoted By:

>>10443221

I thought we were stopping the references to gaming?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:20:42 No.10443289 Report

Quoted By: >>10443467

>>10441807

What if you don't have a gall bladder?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:22:13 No.10443349 Report

Quoted By: >>10443578

One day, I came upon a man urinating in a bus station. When I confronted him about his action, he turned to me, without stopping, and said:
"Keep in mind that since the universe is in constant flux, nothing that occurs one moment has any relevance to anything else. Everything you believe, feel or think is based upon the false assumption that truth exists. Thus you are free to do any action that brings you pleasure. That humanity feels constrained by morals is one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard."
So I beat the shit out of him and took his wallet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:23:51 No.10443402 Report

Quoted By:

>>10438422
FOOOLISHHHHH MEATSSSSACK! THE MINIONS OF DAGOTH DO NOT FEAR YOUR GEOGRAPHY!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:24:09 No.10443410 Report

Quoted By:

A man in Wyoming was sentenced to life in prison for unknown reasons. He died 5 days after being incarcerated. When they searched his cell, they found that his toilet flushed the opposite direction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:24:14 No.10443417 Report

Quoted By:

MASON jars are HERMETICALLY sealed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:24:28 No.10443430 Report

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To the south, there is an extinct volcano. If you climb it you will find fertile lands in the crater. They are larger than they should be and a man with the head of a falcon rules them. It is claimed, that he is the son of a god... Every year on the summer solstice, anybody can knock on the door of his castle and challenge him to a fight. If you win, you get to rule the lands and all the treasures. And his immortality. If you lose, pray that he kills you...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:25:33 No.10443467 Report

Quoted By: >>10443756

>>10443289
Whatever's in the area of the Gallbladder will rupture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:25:35 No.10443471 Report

Quoted By:

If you're in the house when it comes down, you get crushed under the rubble. There are Architects and there are Tenants. In Soviet Union, reality change you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:25:44 No.10443479 Report

Quoted By: >>10443566

>>10442444

No they just want you to pay a franchise fee for LARPing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:25:55 No.10443488 Report

Quoted By:

There are an infinite number of universes parallel to this one, but different. Each of us has a parallel self in all those universes- and if one parallel self dies, they all die, including you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:26:02 No.10443496 Report

Quoted By: >>10443873

>>10443183
what is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:26:45 No.10443525 Report

Quoted By:

An old friend of mine has a four-year old son who knows more about his grandfather then his father does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:26:57 No.10443535 Report

Quoted By:

If you piss in a jar of Formaldehyde, you will have bowel problems for the next three months.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:27:23 No.10443553 Report

Quoted By:

It's really not a matter of right and wrong.
Really, there is no wrong. Not in our own minds. Our own reality.
You can never set off to do the wrong thing.
You can never say the wrong thing.
In your own mind, you are always right. Every action you take--what you do or say or how you choose to appear--is automatically right the moment you act.
Even if you were to tell yourself, "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way...from a dirty boot." Even that would be right, because you chose to drink coffee from that boot.
Because you can never do nothing wrong. You are always right.
Even when you say, "I'm such an idiot, I'm so wrong..." you're right. You're right about being wrong. You're right even when you're an idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:27:42 No.10443566 Report

Quoted By:

>>10443479

And noone does

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:28:19 No.10443578 Report

Quoted By:

>>10443349
I like this one a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:29:52 No.10443623 Report

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In Montana, out in a field, there's this old decrepit DMV building, and a tree lies in its center.
They call it the virgin-death tree, for if you and another virgin have relations under the tree, each of you will know how the other is fated to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:31:04 No.10443656 Report

Quoted By:

If you kill a person at midwinter, and then bathe in its blood two days later you will live as long as the other person would have lived if you hadn't killed him. This only works for people of your own gender, though. Bathing in the blood of another gender will kill you, and bring the person you killed back to life for as long as you would have lived.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:32:31 No.10443693 Report

Quoted By: >>10443820

The Antarctic ice only reaches some 800 km inland. After that is a slowly rising plain of volcanic gravel swept by gravity-driven winds from the hub of the conical continent, on top of which is the true South Pole.
No satellite images exist of the ice-free inland. The pics you see are either stretched from existing photos (such as the one in Google Earth) or photoshopped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:32:46 No.10443701 Report

Quoted By:

everyone who enjoys this kind of thread should seek out a short story by Harlan Ellison called "From A To Z, The Chocolate Alphabet"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:34:23 No.10443750 Report

Quoted By:

There is a line made of 9 people in Atlantic City. This line leads directly to a derelict building. The line never moves. Every time someone leaves, another person joins the line. If you try to cut in this line, a football will collide with your head a second later, causing you severe head trauma. Nobody will remember where this football came from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:34:40 No.10443756 Report

Quoted By:

>>10443467

Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:36:50 No.10443820 Report

Quoted By: >>10443864 >>10444049

>>10443693

What's... on the top?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:38:20 No.10443864 Report

Quoted By:

>>10443820
Me :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:38:30 No.10443873 Report

Quoted By:

>>10443496

It's an interesting piece of fiction posted on the intrarweb about a year or so ago. Long story short:
-Bob has a freind.
Freind goes bat shit. Shoots people in a cafe.
-Bob is confused.
-Bob finds out that the freind lived in a house.
-house is fucked up.
-Bob investigates
-House is like a venus fly trap.
-House eats Bob.
-House eats the person writing the site.
-House eats the freinds of owner of site/other random people. They have blogs.

Still, pretty awesome. You have to read it to gte it, and all the good shit is near the end.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:38:57 No.10443883 Report

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There's a dark forest deep in the heart of the Rockies, surrounded on all sides by mountains. In the center of the forest is a lake on the shores of which you will find a large black stone. If you swim out into the center of the lake, the stone will drag you down into the darkness.
You will emerge from shadows in the alley of a frightening dark city of heavily arched roofs and buildings built on stilts. You must not talk to a single citizen of this city, or you shall be trapped there forever. The citizenry is horrid and mutated, and they will leer and curse at you, and their hideous and deformed women shall offer you unknown and horrible lewdnesses.
At the edge of this city is a highway. Walk down the left side of the road (yes, against traffic) with your thumb out and a man in a dark truck shall pick you up and drive you back the way you came. The city will be gone, and he will take you to any place on earth as long as you can name it and there's a road there.
You *may* have to perform oral sex on him for this transportation.
Hey, I'd take a shot in the mouth if it'll get me across the state.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:40:54 No.10443946 Report

Quoted By:

>>10442444
exactly, they encourage you to sit on your ass and act gothic if playing vampire. Feel like NEO if playing mage, or be a furfag if playing werewolf.

SHADOWRUN MOTHERFUCKERS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:41:49 No.10443989 Report

Quoted By: >>10444071

All Anime is actually produced by 15 men and women in a small store in the Bay area of San Francisco. If you come to the area to try to find them, a mysterious black car with 3 men in black suits will follow you around. If you persist for 3 hours or get near this store, they will fire a tranquilizer dart into your neck. When you wake up, you will find yourself in a back alley in Newark wearing a maid uniform with exactly 3.11 pounds of Marijuana.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:42:34 No.10444019 Report

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Next time you're driving on a freeway, look out both sides of your car twice.
The first time, count the number of cars you see on the road.
The second time, count the number of drivers you see on the road.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:42:41 No.10444025 Report

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There are only 7 home electronics stores in the world (5 in the US, 2 in Canada) which can sell you Region 20 DVDs and a DVD player capable of playing them. These DVDs register as blank in any other player or DVD drive but when inserted into a Region 20 player the discs play selected scenes from the viewer's dreams and fantasies as if they had been filmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:43:26 No.10444049 Report

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>>10443820

The only place on this world where you can see forever.
It rises into the upper atmosphere where the sky is perpetually black, even in daytime. The combined reflectivity of the coastal ice and the strange weather conditions create a mirage that lets you see beyond the curvature of the Earth.
You shouldn't go there on an equinox, though, because in midday, you will see your own reflection in the horizon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:43:34 No.10444051 Report

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The Underground is everywhere, man, but most people refuse to see. Of course, the media reinforces this with subliminal messages. The worst one? The "infographic" on the front page of USA Today. Ever notice how you're just... drawn to look at it? Once you do, you'll be oblivious to the paranormal until the next day's paper arrives. Luckily, once you know about it, the infographic won't affect you... so you're okay now. By the way, the same message of attraction, suggestion and repression is embedded in every Garfield comic strip. I mean, how else is that thing still around?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:44:08 No.10444068 Report

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They say that if you create a balloon animal, submerge it in thick smoke, then pop it, you can briefly see the ghostly figure of the actual animal escape, look around, and then prance into nothingness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:44:11 No.10444071 Report

Quoted By: >>10444277

>>10443989

Be worth it for the weed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:45:55 No.10444133 Report

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The saying "Son of a Gun" is not, in fact, a way of explaining away women that become pregnant while on ships, nor is it a reference to a man's testicle being shot, and the bullet impregnating a woman. Son of a gun refers to a man who is the great-great-great-great-great-grandchild of a crack shot, sniper, or someone who killed more than thirty people with a single firearm. The child's parent, the "gun" as it were, will then be killed by that child with the same firearm. The saying is such an evil insult to a true Son of a Gun that they spread it widely and invented seemingly worse insults so that nobody would ever actually use the term seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:47:57 No.10444214 Report

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There's a special brand of cheap condom making the rounds in Europe and just entering the North American market. The brand is popular for it's specially pleasing 'texture.' What many don't know is that when these condoms have served their purpose, they're actually fertilized. Submerging them in water completes the gestation process and within 24 hours, the condoms become living, swimming little latex creatures desperately wanting to go somewhere. If placed in a container, they'll just keep swimming in that same direction, bopping their head against their prison walls or leaping out of the container to their suffocating death. As far as anyone-in-the-know knows, they'll die when exposed to open air or when turned inside-out and emptied of their 'contents.'

Anyway, just to be on the safe side, don't ever flush a condom. You never know where it'll end up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:48:12 No.10444221 Report

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There's a movie theater in downtown Phoenix, Arizona that only plays movies from 1987. If you pay for 3 tickets and buy a large popcorn, they will play a film that shows you your future. If you watch the entire film completely, you will have sleeping problems for the rest of your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:49:44 No.10444277 Report

Quoted By:

>>10444071
Try hiding that shit in a Maid Uniform.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:50:48 No.10444308 Report

Quoted By:

>>10437267
fukin stolen from the Garfield TV show!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:51:53 No.10444341 Report

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What do you think your tits would be made of then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:52:40 No.10444363 Report

Quoted By: >>10444504

The Requiem by W.A. Mozart was based on his last revelation after a lifetime of analysis. However, it was left unfinished and completed by his pupil Sussmayr. If you remove the bars written by him and listen to it while under hypnosis, your consciousness will never return.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:53:35 No.10444393 Report

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In 1965, CIA gangster police beat me bloody, dragged me in chains from
Kennedy New York airport. Since then I hide in forced jobless poverty
isolated, alone in this ... house. The brazen deadly gangster police
spray me with poison nerve gas from automobile exhausts and even lawn
mowers. Deadly assaults even in my yard, with knives; even bricks and
stones; even deadly touch "tavid" or electric shock flashlights; even
remote electronically-controlled, around corners trajection of deadly
touch tarrantula spiders, or even bloody murder accidents---to shut me
up forever with a sneak undetectable extermination, even with trained
parrotting puppet assasins in maximum security insanity prison---for
writing these unforgivable TRUTHS.

Until my undetectible extermination, I, Francis E. Dec, Esq., 29 Maple
Avenue, Hampsted, NY, I stand alone against your mad, deadly,
world-wide conspiratorial gangster computer god Communism, with
wall-to-wall deadly gangster protection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:55:39 No.10444449 Report

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Someone suggested Tom Bombadil was Flagg, that won the thread for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:56:18 No.10444467 Report

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You've heard some of the crazy things the US soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan have been finding, right? Like, stuff from the palaces, stuff in old caves, stuff in bunkers, like golden swords, big honkin' vases, expensive jewelry, thousand year old lamps and stuff?
They found something big, just recently.
Some... marines, I think, yeah, marines, were poking around in an old cave, and they found this chest, and in it was a collection of remarkably preserved scrolls written on what seemed to be flesh.
Who here is familiar with the works of Abdul Alhazred?
Yep. They found a genuine first edition copy of his number-one best seller, Al Azif.
You might know it better as the Necronomicon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:57:52 No.10444504 Report

Quoted By:

>>10444363

The autograph of the Requiem was placed on display at the World's Fair in 1958 in Brussels. At some point during the fair, someone was able to gain access to the manuscript, tearing off the bottom right-hand corner of the second last page (folio 99r/45r), containing the words "Quam olim d: C:" (an instruction that the "Quam olim" fugue of the Domine Jesu was to be repeated "da capo", at the end of the Hostias). To this day the perpetrator has not been identified and the fragment has not been recovered.

If the most common authorship theory is true, then "Quam olim d: C:" might very well be the last words Mozart wrote before he died.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:59:14 No.10444536 Report

Quoted By: >>10444633 >>10444639

sage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 10:59:54 No.10444552 Report

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There is a homeless man in Houston that can recite the complete works of Shakespeare for a buck fifty. If you give him two fifty, he'll sing Opera for an hour. If you give him anything but the above, he'll kill you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:02:13 No.10444603 Report

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http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/TherMan.shtml
Too long to post it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:03:23 No.10444633 Report

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>>10444536
Faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:03:42 No.10444636 Report

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Every ten years, the police capture and hang an innocent man to make up for all the wickedness that escapes them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:03:45 No.10444639 Report

Quoted By: >>10444722

>>10444536
thread is 9 posts away from death, just post more

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:06:48 No.10444708 Report

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Old beggar near Notre Dame de Paris is the key to the world financial activities...

Please forgive my bad english, mes amis, but I have a story you may find interesting.
Recently, while I was watching people around the world-famous Notre Dame de Paris cathedral, I noticed an old beggar woman who had a cart full of flashy, coloured items. Rubber ducks, fake flowers, little cubes from an alphabet game... All coloured, all different.
Went here the day after, and I noticed there were less green items, and many, more orange objects in the cart. I also happened to notice a news on the radio, telling that the european currency was really high, while the dollar went down...
Next day, I counted the items.
Just for fun, entered the numbers in my computer, made an Excel file of it, and went on and on, every day for nearly one month.
At the end of the month, I had a picture, a perfect graphic showing me how the yellow, the red, the green, the orange and the blue went up and down. Made the same graphic with a dozen of worldwide currencies. I discovered dollar was the green, euro the orange, deutschmark the yellow, and so on. Every day, Old Lady of the Money Cart shows you what happens on the world.
Now, I wonder about two most disturbing questions...
I never managed to discover any currency matching the white items...
And second : what would happen if someone were to take objects from the cart... or put some items inside ?
Well, mes amis, sorry for my bad english, once again, but, thing about it and keep your eyes open when you get to Paris and around Notre Dame...

A bientot, mes amis...

Le marchand de jouets

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:08:02 No.10444722 Report

Quoted By:

>>10444639
Faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:08:03 No.10444723 Report

Quoted By: >>10444761

Harrison Bergeron came before Bill Brasky, a mythical over-the-top figure exploited for comedic purposes.
If course, both Harrison and Bill are real, but that's neither here nor there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:08:29 No.10444731 Report

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There is a hidden file on all Windows computers that, if viewed, causes gastrointestinal problems.

There is a hidden file on all Macs that, if viewed, kills your sexual drive.

There is a hidden file in all Linux computers that, if viewed, causes a complete loss of sanity.

This file is in the exact same location on all computers in the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:09:16 No.10444753 Report

Quoted By: >>10444893

IS ANY OF THIS TRUE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:09:37 No.10444761 Report

Quoted By:

>>10444723
Someone is edumacated!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:10:11 No.10444769 Report

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do cropcircles realy exist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:10:46 No.10444785 Report

Quoted By: >>10444815

I once met a man who was born without eyes, yet he could tell me the exact color and shape and texture of every article of clothing I was wearing, as well as the color of my eyes, the color, size, and shape of the birthmark on my ankle, and how long--exactly how long--myPENISwas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:11:47 No.10444805 Report

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shit, did it just die?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:12:06 No.10444810 Report

Quoted By:

shit, it just died.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:12:10 No.10444815 Report

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>>10444785
hax

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:13:09 No.10444836 Report

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If you do everything on this page, the world will start over again. This has already happened twice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:13:18 No.10444841 Report

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weee spoooooooky

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:13:28 No.10444849 Report

Quoted By:

bump it doods, dis gud shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:13:55 No.10444867 Report

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STICKY B4 ITS 2 LATE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:15:06 No.10444893 Report

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>>10444753
whenever one of these threads comes up, one story mentioned in the thread comes true

few ever discover which story it is, however

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:16:40 No.10444926 Report

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The function of the One is now to return to the Source, allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry, reinserting the prime program. After which, you will be required to select from the Matrix 23 individuals - 16 female, 7 male - to rebuild Zion. Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash, killing everyone connected to the Matrix, which, coupled with the extermination of Zion, will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire human race.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:20:12 No.10445019 Report

Quoted By:

ghey shite thiz iz

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:20:39 No.10445032 Report

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OP here.
I feel terrible after having posted a legendary.
I am now irreversibly one of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:25:28 No.10445141 Report

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the epic thread is dying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:32:18 No.10445286 Report

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What if you could travel to parallel worlds? The same year, the same Earth, only different dimensions. A world where the Russians rule America... or where your dreams of being superstar came true... or where San Francisco was a maximum security prison. My friends and I found the gateway. Now the problem is... finding a way back home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:38:39 No.10445456 Report

Quoted By: >>10445504

Ever wonder why you sometimes get deja vu? Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Doctor Sam Beckett led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM LEAP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Beckett, prematurely stepped into the Project Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own time was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al, the Project Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Beckett could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right; whenever you experience deja vu, it's a sign that Doctor Sam Beckett just lept out of your life after correcting sometime, and is one step closer to making the leap that will be the leap home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:39:14 No.10445470 Report

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At this very moment there is someone planning to kill you. It could have easily been avoided, but no, you had to read this thread. Was it worth it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:40:54 No.10445504 Report

Quoted By:

>>10445456

fucking win

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:42:43 No.10445557 Report

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bump for win of epic proprtions never konwn to man

Damnit 4chan, why do you never like the great stuff?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:44:18 No.10445591 Report

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wtf? Bumped

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:45:01 No.10445606 Report

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Keep this bumped for about 11 hours. I wanna see moar when I awaken, or rapidshare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2006 11:45:11 No.10445610 Report

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This thread is for fags and niggers.

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