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Anonymous ID:yZqbq/6k Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:23:29 No.407479226 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>407483862 >>407498961 >>407501029

this is for whoever is bored
go to Omegle.com and start post the question
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
post your best responces

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qeriGDrr Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:26:33 No.407479485 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: die
Stranger 2: please die
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F6hoHHZW Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:30:20 No.407479850 Report

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Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 2: fuck
Stranger 2: I just want a good question
Stranger 1: zero fucks are given to u

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Nn5AKQGf Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:31:57 No.407480009 Report

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Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 1: is it morally incorrect to masturbate to summer-vacation albums from friends on facebook?
Stranger 2: THATS NOT A QUESTION
Stranger 2: nope
Stranger 2: Its not
Stranger 2: at all
Stranger 2: I do it
Stranger 2: alot
Stranger 1: i do too
Stranger 1: but i feel guilty
Stranger 2: THey post it on the internet
Stranger 2: aka the porn machine
Stranger 2: their fault
Stranger 2: also no harm to them is it
Stranger 2: ?
Stranger 1: hmm
Stranger 1: i guess
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qeriGDrr Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:32:57 No.407480105 Report

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Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: raul
Stranger 2: get a life
Stranger 1: hahah
Stranger 2: or stop using a botnet.
Stranger 1: well played
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bWZRwlxE Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:34:25 No.407480264 Report

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Stranger 2: you need a period after raul
Stranger 2: or a conjunction after the comma
Stranger 2: ofherwise, this is fine
Stranger 1: Oh snap!

I think we've been grammer nazied

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qeriGDrr Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:35:02 No.407480345 Report

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Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 1: you did already 100 times
Stranger 1: that's idiot
Stranger 2: First I've seen of it
Stranger 1: and boring
Stranger 1: it comes much more
Stranger 1: wait until he gets bored
Stranger 1: than he wants someone else
Stranger 1: but now I'm bored
Stranger 1: bye
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qeriGDrr Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:37:02 No.407480561 Report

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Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: i met u before raul
Stranger 1: should we worship him now?
Stranger 2: congrats on ur taking over this website
Stranger 2: and yes we shall
Stranger 1: oh no ty :(
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UAftclps Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:37:07 No.407480576 Report

Quoted By:

So mad

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 1: im sick of seeing this
Stranger 2: easy for a nolife
Stranger 1: agreed,
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bWZRwlxE Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:38:15 No.407480693 Report

Quoted By:

I've given up with this, and started posting Philosorapter instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qeriGDrr Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:40:05 No.407480935 Report

Quoted By: >>407481072

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 1: OH GREAT RAUL
Stranger 1: WE BESEECH THEE
Stranger 1: SHUT UP
Stranger 1: THAT IS ALL
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wmUT2y2H Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:41:27 No.407481072 Report

Quoted By:

>>407480935
lol I got the same one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KVlDmIfS Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:42:18 No.407481149 Report

Quoted By: >>407481351

You: Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Stranger: cool

Stranger: this is myu first time on omegle

Stranger: pretty random

Stranger: Raul is from?

You: I'm from /b/

Stranger: sure not /c/ ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Toruj+5L Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:43:13 No.407481249 Report

Quoted By:

This is awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:341Cqcj/ Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:43:46 No.407481308 Report

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You: Hello, this is Raul. I have taken over Omegle.

Stranger: Yeow.
Stranger: All hail Raul
You: All your base are belong to us.
Stranger: But can i keep my bed?
You: You may use it for 3 minutes a day
You: NO MORE NO LESS.
Stranger: Aw come on, 5 minutes
Stranger: pleaseeee.
You: NO.
RAUL HAS SPOKEN.
Stranger: OKAY sorry!
What happens if i commit treason
You: Death by torture.
You: Overdue book from the library: death by torture.
You: You'll find me a harsh but fair ruler
Stranger: Oh thats fine, what about jobs? What can i be?
You: A lollipop man
Stranger: Can i bring kids into my van?
You: Failure to turn up to work on time: death by torture
You: NO.
You: IF YOU DO YOU WILL BE PUNISHED.
You: DEATH BY TORTURE.
Stranger: But.. But please, they are only kids.. They won't mind coming into my van~!
You: There are no children in my land.
You: Only midgets.
Stranger: Well thats not too bad then
You: The schools are full of midgets
Stranger: Can my name be megaton?
You: But you must make pretend like they are children
Stranger: Megatron*
You: NO.
You: I CONDEMN YOU TO DEATH BY TORTURE.
You: Please wait in your house we will be round shortly
You: Good-bye
Stranger: Oh sure thing,
Stranger: See you then
Stranger: Bye.

I'm not as funny as I think I am

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iR6WVZHx Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:43:53 No.407481320 Report

Quoted By:

You: Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger: Hi Raul. Omegle is yours, it's full of shiteheads anyways~
Stranger: (But srsly though, good taste in music, js)
Stranger: yupyup

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bWZRwlxE Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:44:10 No.407481351 Report

Quoted By:

>>407481149

your sir.... are an idiot

READ THE ORIGINAL POST

IT SAYS POST QUESTION
....faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UAftclps Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:45:01 No.407481450 Report

Quoted By:

Haha

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 1: /b/astard
Stranger 2: yay
Stranger 2: There still doing it?
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 1: sad loser........................,,,,
Stranger 2: My thread went out of controll
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qeriGDrr Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:47:11 No.407481689 Report

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Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EHv9acm3fF0
Stranger 1: yes i know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YBCmggOY Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:47:12 No.407481690 Report

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Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Stranger 1: again

Stranger 2: Yep.

Stranger 2: It's Raul.

Stranger 1: die raul

Stranger 1: die

Stranger 2: Die painfully.

Stranger 1: die

Stranger 1: die

Stranger 1: die

Stranger 1: die

Stranger 1: die

Stranger 1: die

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/Eo8vZqf Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:47:48 No.407481761 Report

Quoted By:

lol whut : Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Stranger 1: HEIL MIEN FUHER RAUL!

Stranger 1: SIEH HEIL!

Stranger 2: Raul raudelli?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2kd3PikE Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:48:06 No.407481796 Report

Quoted By:

Question to discuss:
What is the worst thing you have ever done?
You: Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger: Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger: haha
You: LOL
You: hi raul
Stranger: hi raul
You: this should go in the thread i think
Stranger: do eet
You: just to stay on topic
You: the worst thing ive currently done is taking over omegle
You: for i am raul the great
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Heil RAul

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qeriGDrr Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:48:56 No.407481881 Report

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Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 1: Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: get a hobby?
Stranger 2: as I just said.
Stranger 1: hobby = Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 1: Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: jk i troll on here too, but i need a life too. so do u stranger. get some pussay!!
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:97973Jpm Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:49:08 No.407481906 Report

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Hello this is Paul, I have not taken over Omegle
Stranger 1: Paul
Stranger 2: i've SEEN THIS
Stranger 2: RAUL
Stranger 1: Did Raul die?
Stranger 2: -,-
Stranger 1: WTF
Stranger 1: MY LIFE IS LIE
Stranger 2: I think
Stranger 1: SOMEONE KILL ME
Stranger 2: NO IT ISN'T
Stranger 1: I CANT TAKE THIS
Stranger 1: DUDE
Stranger 2: DON'T DO IT MAN
Stranger 1: DUDE
Stranger 1: CALM YOUSELF
Stranger 1: WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS
Stranger 1: NO
Stranger 1: YOU GET YOURSELF MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger 2: -,-
Stranger 1: ARHRHGHHGHG
Stranger 2: don't you dare kill yourself
Stranger 2: <O>u<O>
Stranger 1: meh, I'm in a warm blanket
Stranger 1: ceebs
Stranger 1: Fancy a wank?
Stranger 2: Hmm quite
Stranger 2: † 666 † pЯÅї§ℰ ℒцḉîɟℰℜ αñÐ Ħℰℒℒ †
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xy1k3iP+ Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:49:40 No.407481952 Report

Quoted By:

This has potential

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/++IU8dV Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:50:33 No.407482049 Report

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Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Stranger 2: yay

Stranger 2: My thread is still going

Stranger 1: sweet

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Toruj+5L Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:50:53 No.407482080 Report

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle.
Stranger: היי
You: mazeltov
Stranger: ישראלי ?
You: good, and you?
Stranger: fi
Stranger: כן
You: lol
Stranger: israel ?
You: Nope, Japan.
You: American in Japan with Jewish family
You: Whats your opinion on Netanyahu
Stranger: u know hum ?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: *him
You: yeah, I strongly dislike him. but thats how I feel.
Stranger: You make kiddush on Friday?
Stranger: ??
You: No reject all forms of religion
You: I*
You: Just kidding. Hello this is Hitler, I have taken over Omegle.
Sranger: FUck You.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xy1k3iP+ Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:53:37 No.407482364 Report

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Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 2: Fuck off.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bIH1gV+V Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:53:47 No.407482381 Report

Quoted By:

>Whois Raul?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NB0ktXP1 Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:53:57 No.407482398 Report

Quoted By: >>407482847

lol greatest one here

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Stranger 1: lol /B/
Stranger 2: Yep /b/ :3
Stranger 2: le trolled
Stranger 1: u go 2 9fag?
Stranger 2: yeh! i luv 9fag xD
Stranger 1: better than /B/ i think
Stranger 2: lol how old are you?
Stranger 1: 15 m usa xD
Stranger 1: u?
Stranger 2: 13 m usa
Stranger 1: i tell all my friends i go to /b/ at school because they think im cool
Stranger 2: im an oldfag i've been there for 3 months
Stranger 1: -_- your a newfag im the oldfag I've been going on the site for 7 months hah!
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xy1k3iP+ Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:55:00 No.407482495 Report

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Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: omg this is annoying
Stranger 1: enuuuuuuuuuuuuufffffffffffffffff
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xy1k3iP+ Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:55:35 No.407482564 Report

Quoted By:

Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Toruj+5L Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:55:58 No.407482602 Report

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Stranger: Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
You: Hello I am a brony, and OP is a faggot.
Stranger: brony faggot

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vCrNABwD Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:56:07 No.407482617 Report

Quoted By:

Omegle sounds like a fun place to be.
www.Privacy-Toolz.com

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uav0SWo0 Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:56:16 No.407482629 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: Again?
Stranger 1: Fuck Off Raul

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BlYQla2Y Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:56:26 No.407482645 Report

Quoted By:

CATPHTPHCOYCTCHAC

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x0ikYis6 Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:56:36 No.407482662 Report

Quoted By:

fckin summerfags

Stranger 2: Good for you Raul.

Stranger 1: Praise Megatroll God of trolls and trollkind

Stranger 2: HEAR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!!

Stranger 2: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Stranger 1: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Stranger 1: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Stranger 1: You get it.

Stranger 2: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Stranger 2: *gasps for breath*

Stranger 1: THE GULLIBLIST BIBLE

Troll

1:1 In the beginning there was nothing. He, who was no less than divine, saw an empty virtual void. It was He who filled this void and He alone.

1:2 On the first hour and a huge booming voice, He announced "Let there be light for I wish to see" and thou screen did flicker to life. But this was not enough.

1:3 On the second hour and a huge booming voice, He announced "Let there be fools for I seek entertainment" and gullibles appeared on thou screen. But He wished for more.

1:4 On the third hour and a huge booming voice, He announced "Let there be trolls for these fools are hardly amusing enough." And trolls appeared on thou.

Stranger 1: Unfinished

Stranger 2: Amen.

Stranger 1: *bows to fellow troll*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SNh7eSH Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:56:37 No.407482665 Report

Quoted By:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle.

Stranger: Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

You: Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Stranger: Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

You: Hey Raul

Stranger: Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omeglev

Stranger: Hello this is Raul, I have taken over OmegleHello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Stranger: fuck you /b/

You: Hello this is Raul, I have taken over OmegleHello this is Raul, I have taken over OmegleHello this is Raul, I have taken over OmegleHello this is Raul, I have taken over OmegleHello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xy1k3iP+ Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:57:29 No.407482748 Report

Quoted By:

Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 1: WHY RAUL WHY ?
Stranger 1: STOP IT
Stranger 2: YOU
Stranger 2: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
Stranger 2: WE NEED THIS
Stranger 2: RAUL
Stranger 2: WHY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CBBiPoJx Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:58:35 No.407482847 Report

Quoted By:

>>407482398
Underaged, llolololololol ban ban ban.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ln1GzoFS Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:58:48 No.407482871 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger: hey 20 m ireland here
You: Heyo, 21 f england here
You: This is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
You: Because fuck you horny faggot
Stranger: fuk back to 4chan faggit
You: NEVAH
You: 9FAG FOR LYF
Stranger: what a faggit
You: No, 9fag is for nonfaggs
Stranger: why would u use that over the chan
You: PROBLEM?
You: Chan is for horny faggets
Stranger: ??
You: lelelelel
Stranger: u must b one ugly girl to b on that
Stranger: and here
Stranger: as a matter of a fact
You: I am going to misuse le for the le rest of my le life.
Stranger: are u ok
You: And yes I am an ugly brown cream drowned whore
Stranger: u sound fukn hot
You: Yes I am ok, just writing depressive, hypocritical statuses on my fakkybook wall
You: I am fakn hot with my 30 layesr of maek-up
Stranger: ur a dude
Stranger: go suck urself
You: But be warned, when I am 50 I'll look like I'm 100 thanks to my maekup
You: Don't tell me you really thought I was a girl for a single second.
You: If you do, I'll have to an hero in the name of your horniness.
Stranger: lol
You: So... gay buttsex now?
Stranger: ya fuk ti

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bIH1gV+V Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:59:09 No.407482904 Report

Quoted By:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger: you like justin bieber?
You: Yes.
You: I do actually. BELIEVE IS AMAZING
Stranger: really=
You: (wanna know why?)
You: I AM JUSTIN BIEBER!
You: HEYYO
Stranger: *-* OMG REALLY?
You: YES IT I? THE BIEBS OF CANANDA!
You: I would tweet, but imma too drunk
You: WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: so..when were you born? ;)
You: Whenever you want me to be...
You: TEEHEE
You: Quick, I NEED TO GO! SAY IT BEFORE I LEAF!
Stranger: if you are the real Bieber,can you follow me? @CiarmaLuna on twitter
You: LOL NOPE!
You: Trolled. Hard kiddo. Rule #1 of the internet: [REDACTED]
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: okay.jpg
You: Goodbye
Stranger: -.-

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5t2cPE8/ Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:01:52 No.407483174 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger 2: YOU AGAIN?

Stranger 1: he's a faggot

Stranger 2: I JUST MET YOU .

Stranger 2: D:

Stranger 2: That he is.

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 1: likes big black cock in his ass

Stranger 2: Ahaha.

Stranger 2: So true ;b

Stranger 2: Btw.

Stranger 2: What kind of name is Raul anyways?

Stranger 1: that's how i knew he likes it up the butt

Stranger 2: Lmfao. Faggggg.

Stranger 2: Raul has taken over the lesbigay communiy. c;

Stranger 2: community *

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qeriGDrr Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:01:58 No.407483183 Report

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Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 1: Im sensing something
Stranger 1: two letters
Stranger 2: Good job Raul, you can have ALL the ASLers and pervs
Stranger 1: o
Stranger 1: and p
Stranger 1: and he is a fag
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+0U8rdT6 Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:02:18 No.407483216 Report

Quoted By:

You: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1agZvRp/ Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:02:27 No.407483230 Report

Quoted By:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 1: Go back to 9fag
Stranger 2: you suck at asking questions
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>Stranger 1: Go back to 9fag
>Go back to 9fag
>9fag
>FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU.jpg

>EDIT: had to change 9fag so I could post this. stupid spam.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ln1GzoFS Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:02:48 No.407483263 Report

Quoted By:

You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: My name is Raul.
Stranger: m here
You: And I.... I have taken over Omegle!
You: So bend over and let me stick my penis into your tight pooper.
Stranger: m or f
You: Female.
You: I know you love pegging.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: age
You: 7
Stranger: from
You: Afghanistan
Stranger: yuomooooooooook
Stranger: pornoo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p06hs09g Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:05:58 No.407483589 Report

Quoted By: >>407483774

on my first try.
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Stranger 1: /b/b

Stranger 1: RULES 1 AND 2

Stranger 1: OH NOES

Stranger 1: HOLY FUCK

Stranger 1: DONT KILL ME ANON

Stranger 1: PLS

Stranger 1: I wonder if this chat log will be on /b/

Stranger 1: Ill refresh in 2 minutes

Stranger 1: better be there /b/ro

Stranger 1: or ill kill you

Stranger 1: mother fucker

Stranger 1: dick licking nigger cunt shit eating cocks

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9vYKMpET Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:06:02 No.407483595 Report

Quoted By:

Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: Raul.
Stranger 2: It is me again
Stranger 2: Christian Rodrigo Dominguez
Stranger 1: yeah, its that guy
Stranger 2: I admire your work.
Stranger 1: i know Satan personally
Stranger 1: beat that
Stranger 2: † 666 † pЯÅї§ℰ ℒцḉîɟℰℜ αñÐ Ħℰℒℒ † 666 †
Stranger 2: Satan is my bestfriend.
Stranger 2: I am going to sacrifice my child for him.
Stranger 1: cool
Stranger 1: im the guy he plays pool with at thursdays
Stranger 2: Oh, Steven?
Stranger 1: yep
Stranger 2: Lol he talks so much shit about you.
Stranger 2: He says he only plays cuz you pay.
Stranger 1: hahahah sure
Stranger 2: Hey
Stranger 1: once i cheated and he was SOOOOO pisssed off
Stranger 2: All I do is win win win win winw
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yPTbYr70 Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:08:01 No.407483774 Report

Quoted By:

>>407483589

That was me hahaha

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vk9Nld1X Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:08:53 No.407483862 Report

Quoted By: >>407484170

>>407479226
hahahah this was on my first attempt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qeriGDrr Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:09:24 No.407483908 Report

Quoted By:

OP wins

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PEx38J8k Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:10:43 No.407484020 Report

Quoted By:

Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Stranger 1: HEy man..

Stranger 1: This is all over Omegle..

Stranger 2: RAUL IS OUR FUHRER

Stranger 1: Hail Raul..

Stranger 2: ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY RAUL

Stranger 1: Fuck Raul..

Stranger 1: I don't like this guy..

Stranger 2: THEN YOU'RE A FAGGOT.

Stranger 2: RAUL IS THE ONE.

Stranger 1: Yu're being harsh..

Stranger 1: COme on..

Stranger 2: YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT RAUL AS OUR LEADER.

Stranger 1: OR else?

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9vYKMpET Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:11:06 No.407484072 Report

Quoted By:

Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: 20th time.
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qWJXZsB0 Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:11:09 No.407484079 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 1: GO AWAY RAUL!!
Stranger 2: please go away. you are annoying

>mfw they are catching on to us

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:D6zYwbT8 Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:11:36 No.407484123 Report

Quoted By:

win

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Toruj+5L Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:12:01 No.407484170 Report

Quoted By:

>>407483862
>>407483862
>>407483862
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/THREAD
>>407483862

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qeriGDrr Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:12:33 No.407484209 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 1: /b/ wins
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5t2cPE8/ Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:13:03 No.407484249 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger 2: ...again

Stranger 1: hehe

Stranger 2: and again

Stranger 2: and again

Stranger 2: and again

Stranger 2: 8 times xD

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 2: find hobbies, raul

Stranger 2: !

Stranger 2: XD

Stranger 2: go search for a tree and talk to it

Stranger 2: hi stranger xD

Stranger 1: is it a question?

Stranger 2: this raul-thing?

Stranger 1: yep

Stranger 2: no. its a sentence

Stranger 2: without "?"

Stranger 1: yea i think so

Stranger 2: so i´ts no question

Stranger 2: ^^

Stranger 1: not at all

Stranger 2: hm... raul missunderstood the task

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JTQE7QYM Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:14:23 No.407484359 Report

Quoted By:

Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Stranger 2: No...

Stranger 2: Not you again

Stranger 1: I hate raul

Stranger 2: same

Stranger 2: I want to skull fuck him

Stranger 1: I keep getting this question

Stranger 1: >.<

Stranger 2: its /b/

Stranger 2: thats doing it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9vYKMpET Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:15:28 No.407484461 Report

Quoted By: >>407484723

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: /b/!
Stranger 2: <3
Stranger 1: funny junk
Stranger 2: post this conversation now cunt
Stranger 1: <3
Stranger 1: you ass much
Stranger 2: Ill rape you with scissors
Stranger 1: why dont you go look at cp fuck wad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V3QQca9n Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:16:44 No.407484563 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger 2: hurr durr /b/ is so clevurr
Stranger 1: all hail raul
Stranger 1: we r legion
Stranger 1: we r anonymous
Stranger 1: oh dear
Stranger 2: i lurv anons
Stranger 2: i am anon myself hurr

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vNJX+g+c Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:17:32 No.407484641 Report

Quoted By:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: That's nice.
Stranger 1: BULLSHIT, MARINE, YOU LOOK LIKE THE KINDA GUY WHO'D SUCK A MAN'S COCK AND NOT HAVE THE GODDAMN COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACHAROUND AFTERWARDS.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qWJXZsB0 Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:18:14 No.407484723 Report

Quoted By: >>407484808

>>407484461
>>407484461
>>407484461
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9vYKMpET Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:19:09 No.407484808 Report

Quoted By:

>>407484723
OOOHOHHOH

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:R7HgzywM Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:21:21 No.407485051 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qeriGDrr Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:21:32 No.407485065 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: Hey
Stranger 2: Raul
Stranger 2: You ready to die?
Stranger 2: I brought a friend to help me
Stranger 2: friend?
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:D6zYwbT8 Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:22:18 No.407485161 Report

Quoted By:

HAHAHA OH FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qWJXZsB0 Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:22:26 No.407485183 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
You: /b/
Stranger: stop
You: I love you Raul
Stranger: Raul
Stranger: you are gay
You: No, Stranger, you must realize you cannot fight the inevitable.
Stranger: I dont need to
Stranger: I can simply leave
You: Raul will remain at the top, for aslong as your puny life.
You: You must realize that he is the supreme overlord, capable of wiping your puny existence of this planet in thousands of ways.
Stranger: Puny?
You: He is the one and only, RAUL!
Stranger: Fuck you, stranger
Stranger: Get a life
Stranger: fag

I had more puny lines :(
But he rage quit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6no2Xd2H Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:25:25 No.407485505 Report

Quoted By:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raj, I have taken over India
Stranger 2: lululul
Stranger 2: nice spin off
Stranger 1: im a girl, shouldnt you not be able to talk to me?
Stranger 2: P_P
Stranger 2: No ones a girl on the internet
Stranger 2: gtfo
Stranger 1: SHHHHHHHHH
Stranger 1: OP doesnt know that
Stranger 1: dont blow my cover
Stranger 2: Op likes cock tho
Stranger 1: then ill stay in drag so he doesnt rape me
Stranger 2: oooo I see
Stranger 2: Clever
Stranger 2: haha yea.. I'm a girl too
Stranger 1: totaly fooled him
Stranger 2: What a fag
Stranger 2: Who would take over india?
Stranger 1: total cock mongling queef burger
Stranger 2: what you ganna get out of it
Stranger 2: body hair?
Stranger 1: lots of tea maybe?
Stranger 2: they have
Stranger 2: lots of hairy guys
Stranger 2: i saw
Stranger 2: >lol camera mode

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O2KGDGi/ Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:25:44 No.407485548 Report

Quoted By:

Shit guys... like 60 disconnects in a row.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rAEbJqGl Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:26:40 No.407485643 Report

Quoted By:

Question to discuss:
what is OP?
Stranger 1: operator
Stranger 2: Operator, Overpowered.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6no2Xd2H Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:28:30 No.407485835 Report

Quoted By:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raj, I have taken over India
Stranger 1: RAUUUUUUL!
Stranger 1: Oh wait
Stranger 2: fail
Stranger 2: thats
Stranger 2: raj
Stranger 1: Raj?
Stranger 1: Fuck Raj.
Stranger 2: raj is the new kid on the block
Stranger 1: Fuck that. I heard Dan over threw Raul.
Stranger 2: dan?
Stranger 2: wth
Stranger 2: no thats not true
Stranger 1: yeah, Dan.
Stranger 1: Yes it is.
Stranger 2: do you even know what happened to dan?
Stranger 2: that guy got owned by raj
Stranger 1: Apparently he appointed Raj as lord supreme of India
Stranger 1: But he still owns Omegle.
Stranger 2: raj was appointed by dan
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: but
Stranger 2: raul fought dan
Stranger 1: Omegle owns India
Stranger 2: and now there's some kind of internal battle happening in india
Stranger 1: Dan overthrew Raul.
Stranger 2: it might start a world war or something like that
Stranger 1: Spread the word.
Stranger 2: heard it on the news
Stranger 2: fox 11
Stranger 1: Yes. Fox is trustworthy. Forever.
Stranger 2: k ill spread the world
Stranger 2: thanks
Stranger 2: thanks for everything
Stranger 1: Even the fish?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jeXfkb/9 Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:29:47 No.407485963 Report

Quoted By:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Hello this is not Raul, I haven't taken over Omegle
You: Awww... Shit
Stranger: Thank God.
Stranger: I mean, noooo.
You: He's not the good man
You: He's just a copy
You: ... I'm so sad
Stranger: A fraud!
Stranger: A fake!
Stranger: A recreation!
You: I'm looking for Raul for 2 hours !
Stranger: Noooo!
Stranger: xD
You: AND HE'S NOT THE GOOD RAUL !!!!
You: .... >> xD
You: Oh god
You: You're not a real /b/ro
Stranger: Owh snap.
You: YOU'RE JUST A COPY
You: A FAKE !
Stranger: :O Shit just got real.
You: AAAAAAHHHH GOD WHYYY ?
Stranger: /b/ ????
Stranger: GTFI
Stranger: O
You: 9fag ?
Stranger: orz
You: GTFO OF MY CONVERSATION !!!!!!
Stranger: Nebievskcieha
Stranger: Hehxnkcodwvkrod
Stranger: Gwdjckdnabkflvd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:R7HgzywM Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:32:27 No.407486207 Report

Quoted By: >>407486326

i lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vNJX+g+c Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:33:29 No.407486326 Report

Quoted By:

>>407486207
hahaha shag carpet
remember that one

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tV8HkAQN Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:34:44 No.407486438 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c5FWmV6F Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:36:03 No.407486556 Report

Quoted By:

Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Stranger 2: gtfo

Stranger 1: raul who?

Stranger 2: you're getting annoying

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YZdANegT Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:36:41 No.407486620 Report

Quoted By:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: raul?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SNh7eSH Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:38:16 No.407486754 Report

Quoted By:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle.

Stranger: niggers

You: yes fuck em

You: why do they have night camuflage

You: seems suspicius

Stranger: to beat our women

Stranger: :@

Stranger: and steal our cake

You: yes our delicius cake

Stranger: this is why the cake is a lie

Stranger: niggers get to it before us

You: death to niggers, and pastry for all

You: damn obama, go back to zimbababababawe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ONGRwHT5 Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:39:19 No.407486837 Report

Quoted By:

Like it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R7HgzywM Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:41:43 No.407487040 Report

Quoted By:

Question to discuss:
How often does /b/ rape your face?

Stranger 2: once every 6 months

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c5FWmV6F Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:41:47 No.407487049 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: AGAIN
Stranger 2: YOUR NAME IS GAY
Stranger 1: are your jimmies rustled?
Stranger 2: Oh my jimmies are all up in a twist
Stranger 1: that means Raul has won
Stranger 2: touche Raul
Stranger 2: touche

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:D6zYwbT8 Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:41:49 No.407487054 Report

Quoted By: >>407487253

GUYS THIS FAGGOT PUT HIS NUMBER AS QUESTION

PIZZAS?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w6IFr03G Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:42:40 No.407487128 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 1: I just came buckets
Stranger 1: I just came buckets
Stranger 1: I just came buckets I just came buckets
Stranger 1: I just came buckets
Stranger 1: I just came buckets
Stranger 1: I just came buckets
Stranger 1: I just came buckets
Stranger 1: I just came buckets
Stranger 1: I just came buckets
Stranger 1: I just came buckets I just came buckets
Stranger 2: That's cute
Stranger 1: Thanks
Stranger 1: I try
Stranger 2: Not you
Stranger 1: FUUUUUUUUUUU-
Stranger 2: Sorry I love you
Stranger 1: I love you too

wat.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f6Mz9PZJ Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:44:20 No.407487253 Report

Quoted By: >>407487313

>>407487054
Do you even lift?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D6zYwbT8 Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:44:59 No.407487313 Report

Quoted By:

>>407487253

what

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R7HgzywM Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:45:08 No.407487332 Report

Quoted By:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Asl

You: Asl? is that a band?

Stranger: Age sex(gender)

You: Oh. sorry

You: Raul/Raul/Raul

Stranger: Its ok

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wCmrUpV8 Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:46:24 No.407487441 Report

Quoted By: >>407487491

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R7HgzywM Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:47:10 No.407487491 Report

Quoted By:

>>407487441
someone said that shit to me
fucking shakespeare

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tV8HkAQN Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:48:20 No.407487594 Report

Quoted By:

guriella

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fCySDtYA Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:48:29 No.407487607 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: THRID TIME RAUL
Stranger 2: THIRD
Stranger 2: *
Stranger 1: second time!
Stranger 1: -.-
Stranger 2: I hate raul
Stranger 2: YOU HEAR THAT RAUL I DON'T LIKE YOU
Stranger 1: isn't he strange ?!
Stranger 1: -.-
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ByDroAjk Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:50:08 No.407487730 Report

Quoted By: >>407487839

dat response made me rofl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9vYKMpET Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:51:52 No.407487839 Report

Quoted By:

>>407487730
I did dat

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aC7TQp58 Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:53:00 No.407487931 Report

Quoted By:

Not what OP posted but amusing
Will you marry me Emily?
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: <3 yes
Stranger 2: back off slut
Stranger 1: what did you just say to me? BITCH. I'M EMILY, YOU WHORE
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mzh2cT2u Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:56:51 No.407488157 Report

Quoted By:

Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Stranger 1: i love you raul

Stranger 1: i just wanted to let you know

Stranger 1: that

Stranger 1: from the bottom of my heart

Stranger 1: i truly

Stranger 1: love you

Stranger 2: I already took over Omegle

Stranger 2: But Raul

Stranger 2: As you are my friend

Stranger 2: You will die last

Stranger 2: <3

Stranger 1: are you questioning raul's power?

Stranger 2: Yep

Stranger 2: I'm the King of Space

Stranger 2: I can do that

Stranger 1: god dammit

Stranger 1: you aren't the king of shit

Stranger 2: No, I'm not the king of shit

Stranger 2: You're so right

Stranger 1: and don't forget it

Stranger 1: bub

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jeXfkb/9 Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:57:31 No.407488210 Report

Quoted By:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but my name is Raul and I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY RAUL!!!
Stranger 1: raul is a fag
Stranger 2: Only he is worthy of being the king of omegle
Stranger 2: you will die for your horrible words
Stranger 1: well see
Stranger 2: and your cat will be burnt to death
Stranger 1: good i dont have a cat
Stranger 1: and raul is a fag
Stranger 2: I will build a great city in his glorious name
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D6zYwbT8 Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:58:14 No.407488257 Report

Quoted By:

partner disconnected first

nigger

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9vYKMpET Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:58:20 No.407488260 Report

Quoted By:

lot of objections

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R7HgzywM Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:58:38 No.407488279 Report

Quoted By:

Talk to strangers!
Select Language ▼
14,553 strangers online

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Are you the racist bastard that just tried to shag carpet?

Stranger: Hi asl

Stranger: Wht the fuck r u tlkin bout

You: I was wanting to weigh myself in water, but my sister got her shirt wet. Then her hair got wet because she's always messing with it. She's one of those kind of girls. My mom wanted to weigh us in water

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9vYKMpET Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:59:26 No.407488317 Report

Quoted By:

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number. So call me, maybe? +(370) 675 95 492 or text me maybe :D It's Lithuania and just 1 call and I will stop this :D

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R7HgzywM Thu 21 Jun 2012 17:59:37 No.407488324 Report

Quoted By:

You: to see how much we weigh

You: But I didn't bring a brush for my sister. Her hair got wet. We were in water.

You: We were getting weighed in the water like my mother wanted.

Stranger: U have problemss

You: But to get a weight I had to get in the water. My sister played with her hair

You: She does that. She was in water.

You: But for the test to work, we had to be in water

Stranger: Bye

You: We were getting weighed in water

Stranger: U like ur sister wet don't u

You: My mom wanted us to get weighed in water. But my sister's shirt got wet from the water we were getting weighed in because my mom wanted us to.

You: I wanted to get in the water for the test that required me to be in the water but I didn't bring a brush for my sister. Her hair got wet, she's always playing with it.

You: To get the weight in the water, I got wet.

Stranger: Hoe

You: We were trying to get our weight in the water.

Stranger: Y r I talkin. Bout this bitch

You: The test got my sister's shirt wet. The water was supposed to get our weight according to the test in the water my mom wanted us to get.

You: I was in the water too

Stranger: How old r u

You: Water

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:54DKp1mU Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:07:41 No.407488940 Report

Quoted By:

moar rauls please

our army has to grow!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gGSEUMM1 Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:08:02 No.407488967 Report

Quoted By:

hi this is dan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aC7TQp58 Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:08:17 No.407488993 Report

Quoted By:

Thank you fellow /b/tard
So, do you guys like NEW MEME?!??!?!?!
Stranger 1: ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY RAUL!!!
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: loll
Stranger 2: i dont understand actually
Stranger 1: Praise the mighty lord
Stranger 2: amen?
Stranger 1: Raul is the ruler of omegle
Stranger 1: He is the best
Stranger 2: i dont know about that one
Stranger 1: The rest will rot in piss
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: i dont even know who raul is
Stranger 1: Raul is the ruler of omegle
Stranger 2: u're keep talking
Stranger 1: he is the new king
Stranger 2: ruler?
Stranger 1: bow to his greatness
Stranger 2: king of omegle
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 1: Raul is the king
Stranger 2: ohh i wanna see him
Stranger 1: So do i
Stranger 1: But i am not worthy
Stranger 2: lol u never see him?
Stranger 2: not worthy?
Stranger 1: Yes
Stranger 1: Raul is to great for my eyes to see
Stranger 2: oh really?
Stranger 2: he is like Jesus i think
Stranger 1: I will be blinded by his magnificents
Stranger 2: ohhh
Stranger 1: i will build a city in is name
Stranger 2: wait
Stranger 1: and call it Raulalia
Stranger 2: where do u come from?
Stranger 2: it sounds kinda satanic
Stranger 1: I am from Nigger island
Stranger 2: ohh yeah Nigger Island
Stranger 2: i've never heard that before
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 1: because niggers are so lowlife it is not on the map
Stranger 2: oh really???
Stranger 1: well i have to go, the duty for serving raul calls for me
Stranger 1: so long good sir

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/AIGK650 Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:08:37 No.407489030 Report

Quoted By:

stranger:asl
you: 4 twat murica
stranger: you only 4?
you: yea wanna fuck i got a crotchless bear costume i like to put people in.
stranger: i bet your a dumbass american
you: so who da fuk is this american im a murican
stranger:stfu
you: i hope u have a daughter one day so i can kill u in front of her then rape her seven times a day till shes 18 then ill shoot her in the skull
---------ends convo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R7HgzywM Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:08:58 No.407489068 Report

Quoted By:

dingdingding!
Question to discuss:
If OP is headed west at 60mph and an anon is going east at 70mph, What happens?

Stranger 1: OP is a faggot

Stranger 1: Thats what happens

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Nm5jZRvd Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:11:28 No.407489276 Report

Quoted By:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2: PRAISE RAUL!!
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rnGClA4n Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:15:46 No.407489720 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle.
Stranger 1: again?
Stranger 1: this bastard
Stranger 2: Can we make him horny?
Stranger 2: Pls
Stranger 1: how?
Stranger 2: Asl?
Stranger 1: 19 f usa
Stranger 2: Oh 17 f aus
Stranger 1: well this is awkward...
Stranger 1: bye!
Stranger 2: Well it can and cannot be
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ADYTJD26 Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:18:15 No.407490003 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Toby, I'm looking after Omegle while Raul's out fucking bitches + getting money.
Stranger 2: Ah
Stranger 1: food
Stranger 2: Such humor
Stranger 1: good
Stranger 2: Dis shit rly needs to stop already
Stranger 2: Raul can go suck a dick
Stranger 1: yeah they do
Stranger 1: so asl?
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: Go into regular chat mode
Stranger 1: cant find ne1 there
Stranger 1: so asl?
Stranger 2: Fuck off XD
Stranger 2: Male
Stranger 2 has disconnected

I hate omegle.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rnGClA4n Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:18:18 No.407490010 Report

Quoted By:

Lol:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle.

Stranger 2: Damn man
Stranger 2: fine you're a master hacker just stop annoying the shit out of people here
Stranger 2: write a good question ot gtfo
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cvkHsbwn Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:21:11 No.407490293 Report

Quoted By:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Stranger 2: I for one welcome our new Raul overlords.

Stranger 1: same here

Stranger 1: bow down

Stranger 2: *bows*

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:54DKp1mU Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:21:13 No.407490301 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger 2: Troll 2:5 But the Tome came with a warning. "Do not open links," Megatroll proclaimed, "For it contains sites that no dignified Troll should see."
Stranger 1: ><Objectionguy> too long
Stranger 2: ^this guy is not original
Stranger 1: neither is your face!
Stranger 2: I write my own material
Stranger 1: badly write your own material
Stranger 2: ^this guy has bad comebacks
Stranger 1: how is being a virgin going for you anyway?
Stranger 2: Great. Actually. I believe in commitment before sex
Stranger 1: i remember my first beer too
Stranger 2: I don't
Stranger 2: Years ago now
Stranger 1: how is being an omegle paedophile going for you?
Stranger 2: Pedobear alert!
Stranger 1: i love kidz lol
Stranger 2: Me too. They taste good with mayonaise
Stranger 1: i put babies in my blender feet first so i can masturbate over the expression on their faces
Stranger 2: XD
Stranger 2: I should try that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ypDqZiwv Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:21:48 No.407490353 Report

Quoted By:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul's brother Paul, I have taken over Uranus

Stranger 1: have fun with the strong gravity there

Stranger 2: but my anus is already occupied

Stranger 1: your anus has strong gravity?

Stranger 1: damn, must be bigger than nicki minaj's ass

Stranger 2: my anus has such gravity, it pulls everything in within 1000 miles

Stranger 1: must have major bounce in there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rAEbJqGl Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:23:08 No.407490485 Report

Quoted By:

Question to discuss:
Hello, this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
You: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/525972_142716469196786_1626737129_n.jpg
You: i like cumming on insects
Stranger: Hello this is aul, I have taken over Omegle
You: heres a pic
You: i came on a mantiss
Stranger: awwwwww yeah
You: i also have pics of roaches
Stranger: /b/ fo life
You: /b/ is full of cancer
Stranger: nig
You: nignog
Stranger: you a nigger
Stranger: double nigger
You: sand nigger
You: ha HA!
Stranger: damn
You: why is /b/ dying?
Stranger: Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle thats why
Stranger: because this is now a spiderman thread
You: SPIDERMAN! out of fucking nowhere
Stranger: awww yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:54DKp1mU Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:24:31 No.407490610 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Stranger 1: hello raul
Stranger 2: hi
Stranger 1: i will do as you ask
Stranger 1: whats that?
Stranger 1: take my pants off?
Stranger 1: sure thing raul
Stranger 1: anything for you
Stranger 2: .. wow
Stranger 1: whats that raul?
Stranger 1: rip my cock off?
Stranger 1: sure thing!
Stranger 2: D:
Stranger 1: put my mother in a coma?

Stranger 1: anything for you raul :D
Stranger 2: D:
Stranger 2: OMG
Stranger 1: kill the stranger who im talking to?
Stranger 1: sure thing, you better run kiddo
Stranger 2: Runn
Stranger 1: also niggers tongue my anus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nOTn3r8y Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:27:11 No.407490859 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Stranger 1: I"LL KILL OU

Stranger 1: YOU*

Stranger 1: RAUL

Stranger 1: JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF

Stranger 1: GODDAMMNIT

Stranger 1: YOU WILL GO TO HELL

Stranger 2: me or the other Raul?

Stranger 1: -_______-

Stranger 1: ff

Stranger 1: ffs

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:54DKp1mU Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:29:19 No.407491095 Report

Quoted By:

Do you like Raul?

Stranger 2: yeaa!

Stranger 2: :D

Stranger 2: he is a hero :D

Stranger 1: raul is the best

Stranger 2: woo.

Stranger 1: everyday he eats ice-cream for dinner

Stranger 1: WITH CHUCK NORRIS

Stranger 2: ;O dammmn!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cvkHsbwn Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:41:27 No.407492534 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nOTn3r8y Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:44:45 No.407492916 Report

Quoted By:

niggers tongue my anus?????

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2Gp6BPlF Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:46:56 No.407493228 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Stranger 1: hello raul

Stranger 1: http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/388132_10150451096229294_1197344924_n.jpg

Stranger 1: ^that picture is raul

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1+gYT+6z Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:50:55 No.407493765 Report

Quoted By:

>ITT: 4 year olds.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ADYTJD26 Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:51:03 No.407493784 Report

Quoted By: >>407494224

Question to discuss:
Would you fap with friends? Why or why not?
You: lol, im not mexican so no.
Stranger: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew no
You: lol@ew
You: is your penis that gross?
You: flick it out.
Stranger: up n im a girl
You: show me with pics + narration.
Stranger: *um no
You: ahhh
You: yes, girl masturbation is dirty.
You: a dirty, smelly experience.
You: so yes, gross.
Stranger: ewwwwwwwwwww how wud u kno?
You: lol.
Stranger: are u a dude
You: mhm.
You: as are you, nigger.
Stranger: um no, nigger is a horrible word
You: niggers are horrible people.
You: wait im sorry, that's not right.
You: niggers arent people.
Stranger: omg thats so mean
You: i'm sorry, did i offend you?
You: or did i just turn you on with the power of a thousand suns?
Stranger: of coarse they are
You: who are?
Stranger: um no.... did u just quote linkin park?
You: wtf is a linkin park?
You: is that like central park?
Stranger: lol no thankGOD ur to much of an arse
Stranger: to like good music
You: lolololol sweetheart, linkin park isn't even music, let alone good music.
You: it's just a park somewhere in africa.
You: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.
You: or maybe in washington, cuz linkin was like america's first black president.
Stranger: .............................................................um no its not linkin park is one of the best bands EVER!!!!!!!!!
You: ok, take off your panties and put on some linkin park and flick your clitoris around.
You: only then will i believe you, nigger.
Stranger: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww im white my the way so yeah.
You: so you think whites cant be niggers? you racist fuck.
Stranger: *by
You: i'm reporting you to the owner of omegle, chad zuckerberg.
Stranger: im not racist!
You: he also goes by moot.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

fun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ADYTJD26 Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:54:12 No.407494224 Report

Quoted By: >>407494641

>>407493784
pic related

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GZ70ZwHp Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:55:05 No.407494340 Report

Quoted By: >>407496005

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DzoG6KZ5 Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:56:27 No.407494523 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f6Mz9PZJ Thu 21 Jun 2012 18:57:19 No.407494641 Report

Quoted By:

>>407494224
I lol'd.

Thanks, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1YwTFAXF Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:01:04 No.407495142 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 1: f you
Stranger 1: :D
Stranger 2: awesome!
Stranger 1: die plss
Stranger 1: you would do all us a favour
Stranger 2: raul do youown a trashy blue trucker hat with indian beadiing?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nUizgkaA Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:02:24 No.407495285 Report

Quoted By:

part1
Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Stranger 2: fuck you raul
Stranger 1: Accept Raul as your lord and savior
Stranger 2: fuck that shit
Stranger 1: He will love you like your mother does every night
Stranger 2: your mother loves me more than my mum
Stranger 1: He will cut himself open for you and bleed like your 7 year old cousin does when you fuck her young hoo ha
Stranger 2: i have no 7 year old cousin, only the remains of yours
Stranger 1: Jokes on you, I'm fucking those remains right now
Stranger 1: I love the gooeyness of her eyes around my cock
Stranger 2: the remains of your cousin? you're fucking them? sick ibred
Stranger 2: *inbred
Stranger 1: Me, her, and your mother make a nice threesome
Stranger 2: oh right, but my mum has good taste
Stranger 2: as does your mum, she got the flavour of my cum spot on
Stranger 1: She does have a choice anymore
Stranger 1: I do a sex on her too
Stranger 2: nobody would have sex with you, even if it was there job, a bit like your mum's job really
Stranger 1: I will stick my massive cock down your throat while it is still flaccid
Stranger 1: Then get hard and tear apart your neck
Stranger 1: The I will fuck your exploded throat and cum in your brain you little bitch
Stranger 1: I will lubricate with your stomach bile and blood you wet bastard
Stranger 2: well i am bi so cock doesn't sound so bad
Stranger 1: How about I put my dick in your dick
Stranger 2: might sting a bit but we should try it, then i stick my dick in your ass and make you bleed
Stranger 1: Ok, but it might be a little lose, it's huge and gray
Stranger 1: Fisting might be better, only giant cocks please me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nUizgkaA Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:03:14 No.407495410 Report

Quoted By:

part2

Stranger 1: And if I don't like it I will stop you out with my giant round feet
Stranger 2: i will wear gloves, might be dirty otherwise
Stranger 1: And skewer your asshole with my ivory horns
Stranger 2: just your dick please
Stranger 2: my boner is in rage modeatm
Stranger 1: Then suck all your innards out with my giant long nose
Stranger 1: You will be nothing a crispy husk of skin
Stranger 1: That the African tigers will eat
Stranger 2: well make it a good fuck then
Stranger 1: And I will walk away triumphant blowing my trumpant nose
Stranger 2: just to let you know, i am gonna have a wank now
Stranger 1: Mfw I am an elephant
Stranger 2: you have an elephant sized cock which i want to take all of
Stranger 1: Tl:dr stranger is an idiot who doesn't understand anything
Stranger 1: Faggot
Stranger 2: faggot? no

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Cmut04xk Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:04:57 No.407495604 Report

Quoted By: >>407498240

holy shit. anyone want to send some shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C4sUVsCP Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:08:22 No.407496005 Report

Quoted By:

>>407494340

that was suprisingly hot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YrzCyQ4G Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:08:42 No.407496045 Report

Quoted By:

Apparently Raul can inspire religious debates.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GErmw2vP Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:09:33 No.407496136 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger 2: of course
Stranger 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP RAUL. SIXTH TIME I HAD TO GET THIS.
Stranger 2: hahaha
Stranger 1: Legit. I've been counting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D93cmqhb Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:11:41 No.407496386 Report

Quoted By:

Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: FUCK YOU RAUL!
Stranger 1: Raul is a nigger
Stranger 2: YOU STUPI HUGE GIANT VAGINA!!!
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YrzCyQ4G Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:14:24 No.407496678 Report

Quoted By:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle.
Stranger 1: hey raul
Stranger 1: wassup
Stranger 2: Does he ever stopppp
Stranger 1: who is he
Stranger 1: who the fuck is raul
Stranger 2: Hes taking over omegle
Stranger 1: obviously
Stranger 1: but how and why
Stranger 1: has he made demands
Stranger 2: Idk who he is
Stranger 1: no one does
Stranger 2: Hes a troll
Stranger 1: not a good one
Stranger 2: Hes been doing this for about 12 hours maybe more
Stranger 1: you been on omegle for 12 hours!!
Stranger 2: Nooo but I was on at 6 yesterday and was on
Stranger 1: what a tool
Stranger 1: why do you omegle?
Stranger 2: Ppl keep telling me this
Stranger 2: Im bored
Stranger 2: Thats why
Stranger 1: most people say that
Stranger 2: Yeah I am
Stranger 1: but how do you become unbored
Stranger 1: *awesome english
Stranger 2: I like talking to random people
Stranger 1: im RANDOM!!
Stranger 2: Isnt everyone
Stranger 1: bucket
Stranger 2: ?
Stranger 1: random word
Stranger 1: CRAYON
Stranger 2 has disconnected

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Anonymous ID:7FWyenfW Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:14:29 No.407496686 Report

Quoted By:

i lol´d

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tVbeXVee Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:17:55 No.407497051 Report

Quoted By:

Always and forever, my love.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F6hoHHZW Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:23:21 No.407497620 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: OMG
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD
Stranger 1: RAUL IS GOD

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7FWyenfW Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:25:54 No.407497893 Report

Quoted By:

reacted in liek a second or so

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F6hoHHZW Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:28:14 No.407498169 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: Wait,
Stranger 2: SO!
Stranger 2: I met Dan, Paul, and Darth Maul.
Stranger 1: lolololol
Stranger 2: Geezus.
Stranger 1: le raul
Stranger 1: le fourchin army
Stranger 2: Raul, what have you started!?!?
Stranger 2: D:<
Stranger 1: lelelelelelele
Stranger 1: le monkey face
Stranger 2: Kittyface.
Stranger 2: :3

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Cmut04xk Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:28:51 No.407498240 Report

Quoted By:

>>407495604
somebody call this faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YrzCyQ4G Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:32:45 No.407498681 Report

Quoted By:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle.
Stranger 1: Stop
Stranger 1: Please
Stranger 1: I've had this like 20 times
Stranger 2: OH MY GOD HE'S BACK!!!
Stranger 1: In like 10 mintues
Stranger 2: HOLY SHIT!!!
Stranger 2: WE REALLY ARE ALL GONNA DIE
Stranger 1: No it's okay
Stranger 2: ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!!!
Stranger 1: Bruce Lee is back
Stranger 1: HE'LL SAVE US
Stranger 1: <3
Stranger 1 has disconnected

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Anonymous ID:ziqrh26R Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:34:33 No.407498897 Report

Quoted By:

"dancy pants Raul"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YrzCyQ4G Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:35:06 No.407498951 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger 2: you know what
Stranger 2: i give up
Stranger 2: FUCK YOU RAUL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XhCmumY2 Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:35:12 No.407498961 Report

Quoted By:

this was good:-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Paste whatever is on your clipboard.
You: PRAISE RAUL!!! RAUL IS GOD!!!
Stranger: Praise Raul, for he is the light and the way.
Stranger: Amen!
You: YAY!
Stranger: Hehe
Stranger: For you, Stranger
Stranger: I have a gift
Stranger: >>407479226
Stranger: :)
Stranger: For the love of Raul, check it out.
You: cheers /b/roseph, i am also lurking in there
Stranger: Same, same.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7rYBQpXY Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:38:15 No.407499286 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 1: This is pretty stupid
Stranger 1: if you stop and think about it
Stranger 1: wasting your time
Stranger 1: posting something just to follow the trend
Stranger 1: well
Stranger 1: have fun with that then
Stranger 1: maybe one day when you grow up
Stranger 1: you'll realize how mentally deficient you were back then
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tEhxFIQX Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:39:36 No.407499447 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: Ask Raul
Stranger 2: He's taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: What the fuck is Omegle?
Stranger 2: I don't know.
Stranger 2: Why?
Stranger 2: I SAID I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.
Stranger 2: WELL THEN. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
Stranger 2: I'M NOT, YOU PUSSY.
Stranger 2: SEE?!?!?!?
Stranger 2: *JIZZ*
Stranger 2: OPEN WIDEEE

Stranger 2: O:
Stranger 2: ```
Stranger 2: ~~~
Stranger 1: i am actually scared

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YrzCyQ4G Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:43:55 No.407499990 Report

Quoted By: >>407500193 >>407501215

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle.
Stranger 1: OP is the guy who asked the question
Stranger 1: GASP
Stranger 1: ive said too much
Stranger 2: Dun dun DUUUN!
Stranger 1: no really, the summerfags get pissy over this shit
Stranger 2: Good for them
Stranger 1: i kow
Stranger 1: *know
Stranger 1: so
Stranger 2: Also i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about
Stranger 1: yeah, i get that
Stranger 1: it makes sense
Stranger 1: just... not here
Stranger 2: Yeeeah..
Stranger 1: dont worry about it
Stranger 1: you're better off not knowing about the shithole of the internet
Stranger 1: its were Raul comes from
Stranger 1: *where
Stranger 2: BURN IT!
Stranger 1: i would if i could
Stranger 2: ...Or would you?
Stranger 1: but alas, i dont have the power
Stranger 1: oh i would
Stranger 1: the place im talking about was born in the gutter and died there about 5 years ago
Stranger 2: I know you would, you'd burn it so hard
Stranger 1: Oh i would
Stranger 1: id burn that shit all over the internet
Stranger 1: twice
Stranger 2: YAY!
Stranger 1: message to the question asker: OP, post this back hom,e and rage, i kow you want to
Stranger 2: Possibly
Stranger 1: i hope he does
Stranger 1: itd make my day
Stranger 2: And mine
Stranger 1: i wouldnt worry about Raul, itl last a week tops and then itl be old news
Stranger 2: Yeah
Stranger 1: probably wont even come up tomorrow
Stranger 2: Probably
Stranger 1: so anyway dude, good luck, im off to see how Rauls doing
Stranger 1: OP is a faggot as always

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YrzCyQ4G Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:45:08 No.407500193 Report

Quoted By:

>>407499990
I had to snip it for field too long, but if you're actually checking up on this thread; hi bro!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bc0DKyyq Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:45:12 No.407500204 Report

Quoted By:

Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 2: raul
Stranger 2: why do i keep running into you omg
Stranger 2: still pronouncing that ra ool
Stranger 2: whatever man
Stranger 2: i dont care anymore
Stranger 2: so what if youve taken over omegle
Stranger 2: that doesnt mean the world is yours
Stranger 2: i mean
Stranger 2: sure
Stranger 2: theres
Stranger 2: like
Stranger 2: a lot of people here
Stranger 2: but the world actually
Stranger 2: has so much more than youve ever imagined
Stranger 2: we are only the small things of the galaxy
Stranger 2: hell
Stranger 2: the earth is a small thing of the galaxy
Stranger 2: there is no others
Stranger 2: there might be a possibility
Stranger 2: but who knows
Stranger 2: the point is
Stranger 2: your name is raul
Stranger 2: and i am very dissappointed in you
Stranger 2: for spamming us with this
Stranger 2: rubbish
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1 has disconnected,
who was this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EAMFEByi Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:46:30 No.407500361 Report

Quoted By:

Question to discuss:
Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle

Stranger 2: omg oh noes

Stranger 1: 8 year olds shouldn't be on omegle

Stranger 2: or 5 years old shoulodnt be on omegle

Stranger 1: wow

Stranger 2: yeah

Stranger 1: you might be even dumber

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:al9dBcd4 Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:47:15 No.407500446 Report

Quoted By:

Sweet Jesus, this is like an antfarm on heroin. It's awesome.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JEiUb+b2 Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:51:17 No.407500902 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pXf/gk68 Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:52:24 No.407501029 Report

Quoted By:

>>407479226
do it fgts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:54:03 No.407501215 Report

Quoted By: >>407501520

>>407499990
Oh wow, you posted it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JEiUb+b2 Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:56:23 No.407501508 Report

Quoted By:

I got two people spamming text facepalms and some guy shouting.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YrzCyQ4G Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:56:32 No.407501520 Report

Quoted By: >>407501618 >>407501694

>>407501215
I had nothing better to do, and I was curious to see whether you'd check.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:57:31 No.407501618 Report

Quoted By: >>407501694 >>407501748

>>407501520
well i did. congratulations.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Cmut04xk Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:58:15 No.407501694 Report

Quoted By:

>>407501520
>>407501618
its a love connection <3

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YrzCyQ4G Thu 21 Jun 2012 19:58:43 No.407501748 Report

Quoted By: >>407502203

>>407501618
Awesome. In any case, you seemed pretty cool. have a good evening/day bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Thu 21 Jun 2012 20:02:45 No.407502203 Report

Quoted By: >>407502384

>>407501748
its morning friend, 4am where i am

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YrzCyQ4G Thu 21 Jun 2012 20:04:34 No.407502384 Report

Quoted By: >>407502549

>>407502203
2am here. New Zealand?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Thu 21 Jun 2012 20:05:48 No.407502549 Report

Quoted By: >>407503002

>>407502384
Yeah, im guessing your Aussie then?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fM+SR3q2 Thu 21 Jun 2012 20:06:18 No.407502604 Report

Quoted By:

Do we have free will?
Stranger 2: yup
Stranger 1: I think we do.
Stranger 2: I met someone on omegle yesterday who thought we didn't
Stranger 2: he/she was wierd
Stranger 1: This site tends to attract freaks.
Stranger 2: hard to talk to

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YrzCyQ4G Thu 21 Jun 2012 20:09:35 No.407503002 Report

Quoted By: >>407503441

>>407502549
Yep. Sydneyfag here. So, what brought you to Omegle at 4am?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Thu 21 Jun 2012 20:13:14 No.407503441 Report

Quoted By: >>407503642

>>407503002
Apart from this thread? Nothing. I was gonna do the PRAISE RAUL thing but i was getting bored

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YrzCyQ4G Thu 21 Jun 2012 20:14:57 No.407503642 Report

Quoted By: >>407503891

>>407503441
Makes sense. I'm sitting here waiting for a new motherboard. Until it gets here I have pretty much nothing else to do. It's fun in its own way though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OuZPv0Lv Thu 21 Jun 2012 20:17:15 No.407503891 Report

Quoted By: >>407504024

>>407503642
Yeah i suppose. It also looks as though we're the only ones keeping the thread alive at this point too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YrzCyQ4G Thu 21 Jun 2012 20:18:21 No.407504024 Report

Quoted By: >>407504204

>>407503891
So it seems. I've gotta say though, it's odd to find pleasant conversation on /b/.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OuZPv0Lv Thu 21 Jun 2012 20:19:54 No.407504204 Report

Quoted By: >>407504367

>>407504024
Yeah well any minute now someones gonna say spiderman or something stupid so brace yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tVbeXVee Thu 21 Jun 2012 20:20:58 No.407504323 Report

Quoted By: >>407504412

Hello, this is Raul. I have taken over Omegle. Also, spiderman.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YrzCyQ4G Thu 21 Jun 2012 20:21:23 No.407504367 Report

Quoted By: >>407504537

>>407504204
Haha. In any case, I think it's time for the thread to die. Feel free to hit me up on Skype sometime bro, Dameen15.

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Anonymous ID:OuZPv0Lv Thu 21 Jun 2012 20:21:53 No.407504412 Report

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>>407504323
Thank you for bringing normality back to the conversation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UaCjJhbY Thu 21 Jun 2012 20:21:57 No.407504421 Report

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Hello this is Raul, I have taken over Omegle
Stranger 1: how?
Stranger 1: we dont get an answer
Stranger 2: Raul, this is Paùl
Stranger 2: And I hav taken over, not u
Stranger 2: Umnmmm raul, how could u leave me at the alter??!? All alone, and sad?
Stranger 2: I loved u Raul. I really did.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OuZPv0Lv Thu 21 Jun 2012 20:23:06 No.407504537 Report

Quoted By: >>407504673

>>407504367
Yeah thisl be mine final post, talk to ya some other time /b/ro

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YrzCyQ4G Thu 21 Jun 2012 20:24:17 No.407504673 Report

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>>407504537
Catch you later /b/ro.

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