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Anonymous ID:6/otRv+C Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:06:08 No.408772795 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>408777050 >>408777258 >>408781285 >>408781917 >>408784217 >>408784334 >>408784768 >>408799717

B ITS TIME AGAIN!!!!

Go to www.bodybuilding.com - go to the Live Chat and ask them about Shag Carpet!!

Post screen, hold them as long as you can.

Epic win

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Anonymous ID:1Fh/iaWl Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:07:35 No.408772960 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous ID:1Fh/iaWl Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:08:51 No.408773131 Report

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Anonymous ID:zK96IAUc Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:09:48 No.408773264 Report

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Lol what is a shag carpet? I'm liking where this is going

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1Fh/iaWl Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:11:04 No.408773407 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Ambitious Ashley.
Ambitious Ashley: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Ambitious Ashley! How can I help you today?
John Connor: Hi
Ambitious Ashley: Hello!
John Connor: I'm trying to get myself in shape
Ambitious Ashley: ok
John Connor: Which proteine should i use
John Connor: Those fucking Terminators. Screwing up my shag carpets
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Anonymous ID:1Fh/iaWl Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:12:21 No.408773574 Report

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Just go to http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/help/livechat.htm and begin the lulz

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Anonymous ID:JP4SFqFi Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:12:50 No.408773654 Report

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There is no live chat OP.

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Anonymous ID:1Fh/iaWl Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:15:34 No.408774031 Report

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There is, go to the site and click on CONTACT and then LIVE CHAT 24/7

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Anonymous ID:1Fh/iaWl Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:17:08 No.408774246 Report

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http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/help/customer-service-hours.html

thats the link - go to it and rape the chat

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Anonymous ID:uoBgxNtx Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:19:56 No.408774653 Report

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Ambitious Ashley: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Ambitious Ashley! How can I help you today?
Rick Yonders: Hello
Ambitious Ashley: Hello!
Rick Yonders: I've been trying to get in shape for almost 2 years now, and i haven't had any luck with it.
Ambitious Ashley: I would be more than happy to help!
Rick Yonders: I heard about all of the protein shakes and supplements, but it's kind of overwhelming to a newcomer. I was wondering if you could offer me some advice on this one product I've heard about?
Ambitious Ashley: Absolutely!
Ambitious Ashley: There is no much information out there and even more different peoples opinions so its hard to know what is what.
Rick Yonders: Amen to that.
Ambitious Ashley: Haha
Ambitious Ashley: Let me start by asking what your fitness goals are!
Rick Yonders: Well, I'm not gonna bore you with the details, but I have been out of shape my whole life. And I have a history of heart problems in my family.
Ambitious Ashley: Oh its ok! That is why im here!
Rick Yonders: I've lost a good amount of weight already, but I want to build up more muscle.
Ambitious Ashley: Heart problems are really scary!
Ambitious Ashley: That is really great!
Rick Yonders: Yeah, they are.
Ambitious Ashley: Do you know how much your goal weight is?
Rick Yonders: It's slipped my mind at the moment.
Ambitious Ashley: OK :)
Rick Yonders: But I heard about this miracle supplement that is really supposed to help out.
Ambitious Ashley: What is that?
Rick Yonders: Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's called shag... carpet, I think.
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Anonymous ID:1Fh/iaWl Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:21:39 No.408774884 Report

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>>408774653

Nice haha

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Anonymous ID:1Fh/iaWl Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:22:14 No.408774938 Report

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Anonymous ID:7AMt+qMx Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:23:31 No.408775124 Report

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Deadlift Dan: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Deadlift Dan! How can I help you today?
Magnus McCarthy: hey
Deadlift Dan: hi
Magnus McCarthy: so my friend reccomended a product, what section would it be in?
Magnus McCarthy: something like shag carpet was the name of the product
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Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:26:18 No.408775493 Report

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You have been connected to Clutch Caleb.
Dos Equis: hi clutch
Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
Dos Equis: i have some questions about body building
Dos Equis: i have had some bad experiences in the past
Clutch Caleb: I see
Dos Equis: it seems like every time i exercise, i end up with a rash
Clutch Caleb: Why's that?
Dos Equis: do you think its from the shag carpet
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Anonymous ID:GXjhzfZS Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:26:30 No.408775513 Report

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Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
Corporal d: Say there what would be the best sort of cardio?
Clutch Caleb: Okay, I can help you out with that!
Clutch Caleb: What are your fitness goals?
Corporal d: Huh?
Corporal d: A goal would be to lose weight fast
Clutch Caleb: Ok. Nothing beats running. A good jog is always good for that
Corporal d: got any shag carpets?

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Anonymous ID:GXjhzfZS Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:28:45 No.408775830 Report

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Ambitious Ashley: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Ambitious Ashley! How can I help you today?
Timmah: Hi
Ambitious Ashley: Hello!
Timmah: Do you have the energy drink "Battle t***" ?
Timmah: i forgot the last name

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Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:29:27 No.408775920 Report

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You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Frank Spudnik: I am curious about your products
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Frank Spudnik: Your shag carpets, what different colors do they come in?
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Anonymous ID:f/vS0914 Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:30:00 No.408775993 Report

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duhfuq?

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Deadlift Dan: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Deadlift Dan! How can I help you today?
Kebert Xela: hi.
Deadlift Dan: hi
Kebert Xela: I'm just going to be straight foward with you. i'm lazy
Kebert Xela: but i heard that there are several products that can help me get up, and get motivated to excercise
Kebert Xela: i was wondering if you know of any of these.
Deadlift Dan: there are energy boosting products
Deadlift Dan: laziness is a state of mind, only you can change that
Kebert Xela: i was always told that shag carpet could change that?
Kebert Xela: do you have any of that?
Deadlift Dan: yes
Kebert Xela: How do i order?
Deadlift Dan: www.bodybuilding.com
Kebert Xela: well, i know that much.
Kebert Xela: i couldn't find any links that include anything shag. or in fact anything carpet
Deadlift Dan: sorry, we don't sell shag carpets
Kebert Xela: you told me you did though?
Kebert Xela: man....
Deadlift Dan: sorry
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Anonymous ID:1Fh/iaWl Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:30:25 No.408776050 Report

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Lol, got em going this time ;)

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Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:30:32 No.408776072 Report

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George Needles : shag carpets
Deadlift Dan: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Deadlift Dan! How can I help you today?
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Anonymous ID:5/kNjHrT Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:32:13 No.408776339 Report

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You have been connected to Clutch Caleb.
Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
Customer: Good evening sir.
Clutch Caleb: HI
Customer: I forgot my order number, may you help me ?
Clutch Caleb: Okay, I can help you out with that!
Clutch Caleb: What is the email address?
Customer: I forgot it too cause i have a disease, but i remember what i ordered, can you help me with that ?
Clutch Caleb: What is the first and last name on the order?
Customer: The first name is Shag
Customer: And the last name is Carpet.
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Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:32:19 No.408776348 Report

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3rd time i got clutch caleb
i said deadlift dan for the name

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not a text was given

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Anonymous ID:0VFVJQQP Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:32:44 No.408776403 Report

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Shag Carpets: hi
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Anonymous ID:1Fh/iaWl Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:33:02 No.408776446 Report

Quoted By: >>408778524 >>408779708 >>408800202

LOL

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Anonymous ID:XpQJ/GCs Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:33:23 No.408776491 Report

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This was the first thing I did here 4+ years ago

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Anonymous ID:YRFsgcA4 Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:34:28 No.408776648 Report

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This is retarded. You're all retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YaJBz+cW Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:35:09 No.408776745 Report

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Retarded...but really funny.

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Anonymous ID:ueytFwtr Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:35:29 No.408776787 Report

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>>408776072

lol'd

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Anonymous ID:PfrvhLt6 Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:36:15 No.408776928 Report

Quoted By: >>408777165

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You have been connected to Deadlift Dan.
Dan Hellsinki: hey dan
Deadlift Dan: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Deadlift Dan! How can I help you today?
Dan Hellsinki: well I was wondering how people come up with these names online?
Dan Hellsinki: like "deadlift dan"
Deadlift Dan: ya just something fitness related
Dan Hellsinki: ahhh ok well I was wondering if I could be "shagcarpet dan" is that fine?
Deadlift Dan: you sure can
Dan Hellsinki: ok well thank you! By the way, do you sell shag carpets? (It's a type of pill usually abbreviated T.R.O.L.L.
Deadlift Dan: you must have nothing to do
Dan Hellsinki: well that and I need to buy shagcarpets
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Anonymous ID:iJS8ne0B Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:37:01 No.408777050 Report

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>>408772795

Chat Transcript
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You have been connected to Clutch Caleb.

Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?

Dave Pentland: Hello I recently ordered a product

Dave Pentland: Around 1 month ago actually

Dave Pentland: Still hasen't arrived

Clutch Caleb: Okay, I can definitely look into that for you.

Clutch Caleb: May I have your order number please?

Dave Pentland: Hold on

Dave Pentland: forget what product it was checking emails now

Clutch Caleb: Ok

Dave Pentland: oh yes now I remember

Dave Pentland: A shag carpet

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Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:37:07 No.408777064 Report

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Melis kept disconnecting on me before I could say anything
So I thought I would get his attention

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MC Hammer: stop
MC Hammer: hammer time
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Anonymous ID:1Fh/iaWl Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:37:48 No.408777165 Report

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>>408776928
>>408776928

You fucking genious

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Anonymous ID:7AMt+qMx Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:38:17 No.408777226 Report

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You have been connected to Deadlift Dan.
James Russell: yo
James Russell: you there bro?
Deadlift Dan: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Deadlift Dan! How can I help you today?
James Russell: do you guys have any products that could like grip your feet while lifting extremely heavy weights?
James Russell: i cant find any
Deadlift Dan: we do not
James Russell: oh well a friend said that you do have shag carpet
James Russell: that might work?
James Russell: what colors/scents?
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Anonymous ID:0rlg8scC Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:38:28 No.408777258 Report

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>>408772795
This is funny, but why do they close the chat?

>inb4 newfag
>inb4 lurk moar

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Anonymous ID:Pln2bwgj Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:39:18 No.408777384 Report

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Chat Transcript
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You have been connected to Clutch Caleb.
Customer: Hello!
Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
Customer: I'm interested in getting quite strong but I'm worried about getting sweat on my shag carpet.
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Anonymous ID:wjn5BrYk Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:39:27 No.408777408 Report

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Anonymous ID:Jt06mcD7 Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:39:42 No.408777437 Report

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Anonymous ID:1Fh/iaWl Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:40:13 No.408777517 Report

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>>408777408

I LOLD hard

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Anonymous ID:NDWXEd0w Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:40:28 No.408777553 Report

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You have been connected to Clutch Caleb.

mike oxbig: hey clutch caleb!
Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
mike oxbig: im looking for a workout mat
mike oxbig: something for yoga or piklates or the such
mike oxbig: ooopsies i typoed pilates*
mike oxbig: what kind of materials do you guys have? those scratchy ones drive me CRAZY!!!!
The agent is sending you to http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/catalog/search-results.jsp?q=mat&output=xml_no_dtd&client=
wwwbodybuilding&proxystylesheet=wwwbodybuilding&getfields=description&filter=0&site=
store.
mike oxbig: pleasee respond.
Clutch Caleb: There is the link to what we have
mike oxbig: oh
mike oxbig: okay how do i go there
mike oxbig: do i have to write all of that in?
mike oxbig: on a sheet of paper then type it back in/'
Clutch Caleb: Copy and paste
mike oxbig: how do i do that
mike oxbig: youre gonna have to excuse me im not very computerlogically adfvaNCED hahahahahahahaAHhahaHAHA!!!!
Clutch Caleb: You should just be able to click it
mike oxbig: okay let me try
mike oxbig: wait
mike oxbig: it disappeared
mike oxbig: where did it go
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Anonymous ID:suha2lyW Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:40:38 No.408777582 Report

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>>408777408
Motherfucking genius.

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Anonymous ID:aTFh0jXF Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:41:43 No.408777753 Report

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You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Peeter Rätsepp: Howdy'
Peeter Rätsepp: I am quite shy
Peeter Rätsepp: And i dont wanna go to the jim
Peeter Rätsepp: Is there a easy way to Shag Carpets?
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Anonymous ID:fmWLH+GD Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:41:57 No.408777790 Report

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>>408777408
>>408777408

Beautiful

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Anonymous ID:iJS8ne0B Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:42:03 No.408777809 Report

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I apologize, but there are not agents able to assit you at this time. If you need assistance you can email us at [email protected]<script type="text/javascript">
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>win

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Anonymous ID:gCdWqI9Y Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:42:26 No.408777865 Report

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>>408774653
Damn that was a good one

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Anonymous ID:by/hWKbH Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:42:40 No.408777912 Report

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Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Peter Greyton: Hello
Massive Melis: Hey Peter!
Peter Greyton: I am trying to find a product for my brother. He told me to look here and I can not find it.
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Massive Melis: What was the product?
Peter Greyton: he said Shag Carper? idk what that is, some kind of floor mat?
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Anonymous ID:a32YIb4v Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:42:46 No.408777924 Report

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Anonymous ID:L5ZRhyvG Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:44:20 No.408778158 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Clutch Caleb.
Louis Borowski: HI
Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
Louis Borowski: A friend told me about something you sell here
Louis Borowski: But I can't find it in store
Louis Borowski: And everytime I ask about it the agent just leaves
Louis Borowski: It's so rude
Louis Borowski: Anyways the thing is called "Shag Carpet" think you can help me?
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Anonymous ID:iSxsHQsE Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:44:21 No.408778162 Report

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You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Harold Pemsen: Hello
Harold Pemsen: anyone there?
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Harold Pemsen: oh hello
Harold Pemsen: Yes my name is harold and i have just started working out
Harold Pemsen: i have been looking for a product that will boost my energy and maybe something that i can take after the workout to help retain the mustle
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Massive Melis: What are you health and fitness goals that you wish to achieve?
Harold Pemsen: well heres what i can come up with
Massive Melis: okay
Harold Pemsen: i would love to get something to help me, you know, boost my shag
Harold Pemsen: maybe something carpety
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Anonymous ID:bnhv1jQa Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:45:01 No.408778245 Report

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>>408774938
lol

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Anonymous ID:gCdWqI9Y Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:46:37 No.408778524 Report

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>>408776446
Lol'd so hard

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Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:46:57 No.408778576 Report

Quoted By: >>408778750

evidently, if you give them a post number for an order number, they look it up for you

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You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Johnny Gonzo: i have a question on an order
Johnny Gonzo: i order some pads for my gym a couple weeks ago
Johnny Gonzo: my home gym i mean
Johnny Gonzo: i still havent gotten them yet
Johnny Gonzo: wat do
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Massive Melis: what was your order number?
Johnny Gonzo: 408777753
Johnny Gonzo: it was a custom order
Johnny Gonzo: are you looking it up
Massive Melis: that is the order number?
Johnny Gonzo: yep
Johnny Gonzo: its a custom order
Johnny Gonzo: gym floor pads
Johnny Gonzo: made of shag carpeting
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Anonymous ID:TnCSdHaB Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:47:06 No.408778596 Report

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He left almost immediately.

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Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:48:07 No.408778750 Report

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>>408778576
This took like ten to fifteen minutes, so I know he looked that number up a couple times.

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Anonymous ID:t3yw9CYI Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:48:08 No.408778751 Report

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Anonymous ID:0UBhytwo Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:48:34 No.408778802 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Dan: Hey, Massive Melis?
Dan: Hey, i'm trying to build some sort of muscle anywhere on my body, can you help me out? is there some sort of guide which can just buff me up a bit (Not too big)
Dan: Massive Melis?
Dan: Are you massive because you're ass is the size of a blue whale?
Dan: Hey melis?
Dan: Melis why did you leave me.
Dan: Hey melis, have you ever played battletoads?
Dan: it's a cool game, you should try it.
Dan: ...Melis?
Dan: Melis put down the fork.

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Anonymous ID:9yh8Pw89 Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:48:52 No.408778852 Report

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hope you guys can read it

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Anonymous ID:GcqDrMzf Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:49:03 No.408778885 Report

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Anonymous ID:dyvcpr3S Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:49:29 No.408778948 Report

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this thread

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Anonymous ID:9yh8Pw89 Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:49:55 No.408779008 Report

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>>408778885
yeah they always just stop after awhile

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aghEwdG7 Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:50:02 No.408779034 Report

Quoted By: >>408779590

Chat Transcript
You have been connected to Clutch Caleb.
Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
John Carpenter: Hi!
John Carpenter: Well, I want to lost a couple of stone, but i'm finding it really hard. What supplements can you reccomend?
Clutch Caleb: Okay, I can help you out with that!
Clutch Caleb: I recommend a fat burner, whey protein, l carnitine, and multivitamin
John Carpenter: How would I get my hands on these?
Clutch Caleb: You order them
John Carpenter: Do you ship internationally?
Clutch Caleb: Yes, we do
John Carpenter: The problem is, i'm a little embarrassed about odering stuff online. My real name is Shag - I just go by John. So, I don't want the postman finding out my name is Shag Carpenter! Any way around this?
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Anonymous ID:by/hWKbH Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:50:19 No.408779079 Report

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Anonymous ID:fiDvWCEd Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:50:41 No.408779143 Report

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Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Andrew Morris: Hey, my friend said you guys sell protein supplements.
Andrew Morris: He's right, right?
Andrew Morris: Hello?
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend, yes we do.
Andrew Morris: Awesome. I want to get ripped like he is, so what can you help me with?
Andrew Morris: 'Cause we have this local problem, you see, with some really big guys. We're trying to stand up for ourselves finally.
Andrew Morris: With the slow reply time, you guys must be swamped, huh?
Massive Melis: Sorry about that, are you currently taking any supplements?
Andrew Morris: I know what it's like to be swamped, no worries.
Andrew Morris: No, I'm not.
Andrew Morris: I heard from my friend that you have something called BCAA.
Massive Melis: What are you health and fitness goals that you wish to achieve?
Andrew Morris: It's not really health and fitness goals as much as to get back at these big toads who live on my block.
Andrew Morris: They've got it coming.
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Had him going for a bit there, thought I'd try to get him with both. Oh well.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7nB4R792 Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:50:57 No.408779176 Report

Quoted By: >>408791168

Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Cross-Fit Chris.
help me: wut
help me: hurr durr im a faggot
help me: can you help me?
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Anonymous ID:IT2NaMrk Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:50:58 No.408779179 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Clutch Caleb.
Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
Surge Stark: sup caleb
Clutch Caleb: Hi
Surge Stark: hey, im looking for a certain product, and im trying to remember what it's called
Clutch Caleb: OK
Surge Stark: a certain pill
Clutch Caleb: OK
Surge Stark: gosh, i think it started with an b
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LOL i was gonna have him put the first letters together when i was done. he didn't even let me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gCdWqI9Y Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:51:03 No.408779187 Report

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>>408776348
And neither a text, nor a fuck was given on that day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:51:43 No.408779295 Report

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Ambitious Ashley isnt talking to anyone anymore.
Even if you start with I need help with an order
Guess she wasnt that ambitious after all

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VCaGxHlu Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:51:52 No.408779323 Report

Quoted By: >>408784413

Chat Transcript
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Chag Sharpet: Hi, there.
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Anonymous ID:fmWLH+GD Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:52:24 No.408779398 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DUA3bfS9 Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:52:44 No.408779441 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TnCSdHaB Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:53:25 No.408779539 Report

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Second try. I did a little better this time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GcqDrMzf Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:53:35 No.408779569 Report

Quoted By: >>408779668 >>408779878

What are you guys putting for the order number?

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Anonymous ID:1Fh/iaWl Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:53:41 No.408779590 Report

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>>408779034

Hahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t3yw9CYI Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:53:55 No.408779628 Report

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Chat Transcript
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You have been connected to Martial Arts Mike.
Martial Arts Mike: Thanks for visiting Bodybuilding.com. My name is Martial Arts Mike. How can I help you today?
Christopher li: I've grown quite desperate now, i've been searching all over for something
Christopher li: I would like some assistance
Christopher li: Now, I don't remember the product name but I think it was something like lag carpet?
Christopher li: Oh wait... Shag Carpet!
Christopher li: Where do you think I can get some?
Christopher li: Hello?
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Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:54:08 No.408779668 Report

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>>408779569
I used a post id number, such as what is listed above

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b2wXZ0ni Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:54:21 No.408779708 Report

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>>408776446

fuckin' lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s81B9zpG Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:54:21 No.408779709 Report

Quoted By: >>408784413

Chat Transcript
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You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Hue G Wang: Hey I am trying to get an order Id on something I bought
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Hue G Wang: like a shipping tacker
Hue G Wang: tracker*
Hue G Wang: It was some carpet shagger.
Hue G Wang: The good stuff ya know
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Anonymous ID:TnCSdHaB Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:54:26 No.408779720 Report

Quoted By: >>408784413

woops didn't post the picture ^ and I don't put an order number I just leave it blank.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M2IBun3y Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:54:38 No.408779748 Report

Quoted By: >>408780262

Cant connect to it... any other foreigners got the same problem?

i got Chrome and i have plugged adblock off.

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Anonymous ID:dTO8NvSs Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:54:48 No.408779769 Report

Quoted By: >>408780265 >>408780962 >>408784113 >>408784413 >>408790037

i do good guise...??

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8vBgbZOM Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:55:32 No.408779870 Report

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Am I the only one who can't find Live Chat?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t3yw9CYI Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:55:35 No.408779878 Report

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>>408779569
Nothing, just leave it blank

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1jbbttsA Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:56:19 No.408779963 Report

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Chat Transcript
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You have been connected to Martial Arts Mike.
Gas Teprac: hello
Martial Arts Mike: Thanks for visiting Bodybuilding.com. My name is Martial Arts Mike. How can I help you today?
Gas Teprac: hi
Gas Teprac: I've been doing heel raises to help my legs out
Martial Arts Mike: Okay,
Gas Teprac: and i've been getting pretty sore recently
Gas Teprac: i am just wondering, could it be all the shag carpets i have that are hurting my feet.
Gas Teprac: ?
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Anonymous ID:hwmwwoFu Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:56:22 No.408779975 Report

Quoted By: >>408784413

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Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Andrew Peacock: hello im looking to get back in shape and was wondering what product would be best for me
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Massive Melis: What are you health and fitness goals that you wish to achieve?
Andrew Peacock: well i have some extra flab and want to turn it into muscle nothing extreme but just a well toned body
Massive Melis: have you ever taken any fat burners before or protein?
Andrew Peacock: when i was in college i used protein shakes
Massive Melis: I would start off with a good protein
Massive Melis: Optimum Whey 100% Gold Standard – http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/opt/whey.html - This is a great protein that is very low in calories is a whey protein so your body absorbs all the essential nutrients without any excess fat. It will also help you build muscle, it has amino acids to help you with recovery and ensure you don’t burn muscle.

Dymatize Elite Whey – http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/dym/elite.html - This is a whey isolate, so this even more pure then a blend of protein products. Whey protein isolates absorb the fastest and are also low in calories, which will aid in building muscle and helping you reduce fat.
Andrew Peacock: well there was time one product i was looking at
Massive Melis: what was it?
Andrew Peacock: it was called shag carpet i think
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Anonymous ID:GcqDrMzf Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:56:45 No.408780027 Report

Quoted By: >>408784413

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You have been connected to Ambitious Ashley.
Tim Miller: Hey there
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fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IW4JAjUB Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:56:47 No.408780036 Report

Quoted By: >>408784413

Chat Transcript
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You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Dennis Carlson: hi
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Dennis Carlson: hello, just wanted to know about an order i made
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Massive Melis: What was your order number?
Dennis Carlson: i was wondering if I can change the shipping address
Dennis Carlson: is that possible?
Dennis Carlson: yeah, wait a sec
Massive Melis: Okay, the order number that you entered is not correct
Dennis Carlson: it's Shag Boulevard, near the Carpets
Dennis Carlson: can you help me, massive melis?
Dennis Carlson: nigger
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Anonymous ID:i/Uq0srA Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:56:58 No.408780071 Report

Quoted By: >>408784413

Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
Jeffrey Finch: Hello
Jeffrey Finch: I would like to increase my stamina, health, etc.
Clutch Caleb: Ok
Jeffrey Finch: Which prdouct do you recommend?
Clutch Caleb: Okay, I can help you out with that!
Clutch Caleb: I recommend a whey protein, pre workout, BCAA, and multivitamin
Jeffrey Finch: And yesterday Dave (my friend who told me to visit this site) told me about a product you have
Jeffrey Finch: Lemme find it in my phone
Clutch Caleb: On
Clutch Caleb: Ok
Jeffrey Finch: I found it
Jeffrey Finch: ! :)
Clutch Caleb: Great
Jeffrey Finch: Its called shag carpet
Jeffrey Finch: Do u know it?
Jeffrey Finch: My friend told me to ask around here
Jeffrey Finch: With that name

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:57:35 No.408780152 Report

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Chat Transcript
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Bigfucin Monster: RAWR
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Anonymous ID:jdzRnV3v Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:57:43 No.408780169 Report

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name bob
last name the builder
email: [email protected]<script type="text/javascript">
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Anonymous ID:XnmDwRC7 Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:57:50 No.408780192 Report

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Chat Transcript
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You have been connected to Ambitious Ashley.
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My Name was Ben Dover

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7nB4R792 Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:57:54 No.408780205 Report

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moar ambitious ashley!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L5ZRhyvG Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:58:07 No.408780234 Report

Quoted By: >>408784413

Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Cross-Fit Chris.
Daniel Bukowski: Hi
Daniel Bukowski: Can you tell me why everyone leaves immidieatly?
Cross-Fit Chris: Hello! My name is Cross Fit Chris! How can I help you today?
Daniel Bukowski: I have a problem
Daniel Bukowski: But every agent just runs when he hears it! Why is everyone running away from their duty?
Daniel Bukowski: I just want know about Shag carpets
Daniel Bukowski: And dont you dare to run too
Cross-Fit Chris: What can I help you with?
Daniel Bukowski: Shag Carpets
Cross-Fit Chris: Lol .
Daniel Bukowski: A friend of mine recommended it to me he says I should ask here and you will help
Daniel Bukowski: What?
Daniel Bukowski: What is so funny about it? He said it's really good for excersise
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This one lasted long

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LOpxoQD6 Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:58:17 No.408780262 Report

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>>408779748
same problem ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ueytFwtr Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:58:19 No.408780265 Report

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>>408779769

She's playing hard to get. Try again anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0UBhytwo Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:58:31 No.408780297 Report

Quoted By: >>408780683

>>408778802
Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Dan: Hahah!
Dan: Melis again! Hello!
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Dan: Melis, i asked you before for a guide to building a bit of muscle and you didn't reply, i thought you had died!
Dan: Melis?
Dan: Melis melis?
Dan: Lardass Melis?
Massive Melis: I'm here
Massive Melis: just a moment please
Dan: Ah
Dan: Okay.
The agent is sending you to http://www.bodybuilding.com/guides/.
Massive Melis: go to that link and select your gender, goal and age
Dan: Ah
Dan: Hey, Melis.
Massive Melis: Yes Dan?
Dan: Do you have a guide for battletoads?
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Well.

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Anonymous ID:2UTeWfuA Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:58:40 No.408780321 Report

Quoted By: >>408782150

good times

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1ypWmJVS Wed 27 Jun 2012 23:58:40 No.408780324 Report

Quoted By: >>408780498

ROFL I put "Shaggy Carpathian" as my name and they instantly disconnected me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l3cgcnb4 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:00:09 No.408780498 Report

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>>408780324

rofl!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:00:21 No.408780534 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Ambitious Ashley.
Hey There: can i get someone else, you are no fun
Hey There: she didnt disconnect
Hey There: hey there
Hey There: i see you like exercise,
Hey There: i like exercise too
Hey There: so wat do
Hey There: wanna get a drink some time
Hey There: talk about shag carpets?
Hey There: what length shag you like?
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Anonymous ID:IeckDYmG Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:00:35 No.408780565 Report

Quoted By: >>408781058 >>408781096 >>408781136 >>408784413 >>408798703 >>408798959 >>408799112

I typed in my name as "Ambitious Ashley". She was my rep.

The biggest win I have ever seen

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Anonymous ID:GcqDrMzf Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:01:31 No.408780683 Report

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>>408780297
>>408780297
>>408780297
>>408780297
10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ydw2FJwD Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:01:52 No.408780731 Report

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Customer Chat
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You have been connected to Clutch Caleb.
Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
Ripped Ronaldo: Yo! Whats up champ in the making!
Ripped Ronaldo: As a fellow body builder, you must know the importance of being able to gain mass
Ripped Ronaldo: But listen here
Clutch Caleb: ok
Ripped Ronaldo: I'm losing mass in my legs
Ripped Ronaldo: And I need to get them ripped
Ripped Ronaldo: I wanna look like the biggest baddest toad on the battlefield
Ripped Ronaldo: Ya dig?
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Anonymous ID:m/44ncdm Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:03:18 No.408780916 Report

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Chat Transcript
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You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Bryan Sanchez: hello
Massive Melis: hey
Bryan Sanchez: im new to this, im a bit confused
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Massive Melis: What exactly are you confused on?
Bryan Sanchez: I see you have nice work out equipment and supplements, but something isnt here
Massive Melis: what is it?
Bryan Sanchez: my feet hurt on hard floor, do you have shag carpet for my gym room?
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Anonymous ID:ws5WxnJO Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:03:45 No.408780962 Report

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>>408779769

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GcqDrMzf Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:03:47 No.408780969 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Deadlift Dan.
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I was posting as "Mike Hawk"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t3yw9CYI Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:04:22 No.408781051 Report

Quoted By: >>408784413

Chat Transcript
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You have been connected to Martial Arts Mike.
Ladies Man: Hello?
Ladies Man: Excuse me?
Ladies Man: Hello?
Ladies Man: MIke,
Martial Arts Mike: Thanks for visiting Bodybuilding.com. My name is Martial Arts Mike. How can I help you today?
Ladies Man: Do u sell carpets?
Ladies Man: of the shag variety?
Ladies Man: I would really like some
Ladies Man: some shaggy carpets for shagging that shag
Ladies Man: Isn't this where you ragequit?
Ladies Man: ...
Ladies Man: uh shag?
Ladies Man: carpet
Ladies Man: ?
Ladies Man: i need my shaggles
Ladies Man: Look, please i'm a huge faggot and I need my shag
Ladies Man: I've looked everywhere
Ladies Man: You're my last hope
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Anonymous ID:DUA3bfS9 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:04:24 No.408781058 Report

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>>408780565
hahahhaahahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zbC2JDtN Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:04:39 No.408781096 Report

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>>408780565
10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6NLs4Ped Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:04:56 No.408781136 Report

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>>408780565
lol, more ashley please

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Anonymous ID:1Fh/iaWl Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:05:29 No.408781204 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xquqPTk1 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:05:34 No.408781217 Report

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No service agents?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6rFAwZXe Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:06:00 No.408781285 Report

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>>408772795
Try connecting as "Mike Litoris".

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CKhFS872 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:06:13 No.408781316 Report

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meh, this is lame, they just disconnect

trolling Oranum was more fun, before them niggas got wise

Remember Starchild?

Even summerfags can appreciate that, shit was just a few months ago

(newfag here)

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Anonymous ID:NDWXEd0w Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:06:16 No.408781323 Report

Quoted By: >>408781513 >>408781843 >>408782250 >>408784413 >>408794804

BEST ONE YET!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!
Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Michael Nigramis: So can you help me?
Michael Nigramis: Haha oh sorry I didnt see you reply
Michael Nigramis: Am looking for certain type of whey protein
Massive Melis: hey
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Massive Melis: What kind of protein?
Michael Nigramis: Great!!! :)
Michael Nigramis: Can i get the whey type?
Michael Nigramis: And does it come in a bottle?
Michael Nigramis: Really need plastic so it wont break if it falls
Massive Melis: Well all of our protein comes in plastic containers
Michael Nigramis: Peice of cake then! :)
Michael Nigramis: Egad!!! can u help me find whey?
Michael Nigramis: Too late....read the first letter of every sentence...
Massive Melis: You sly motherfucker...
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Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:07:04 No.408781437 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Deadlift Dan.
William: i have some questions
Deadlift Dan: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Deadlift Dan! How can I help you today?
William: about weightlifting
Deadlift Dan: ok
William: well, i have to give u some background
William: i was born and raised in w Philadelphia
William: i use to play a lot of basketball
William: especially outside school
William: then one day there were some guys up to no good
William: started causing trouble in my neighborhood
William: i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
William: so she sent me to my auntie and my uncle to live
William: what should i do
William: can weightlifting help my situation
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Anonymous ID:DUA3bfS9 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:07:10 No.408781447 Report

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Anonymous ID:IT2NaMrk Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:07:23 No.408781482 Report

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LOL sonicfag FTW

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xquqPTk1 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:07:29 No.408781497 Report

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They're not responding to me. As in, the chat opens, and they say nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DVsx+0EO Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:07:34 No.408781513 Report

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>>408781323
fucking nice yo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5nhLURLC Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:07:36 No.408781518 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Josh: Hey
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Josh: I'm in the market for a new treadmill, do you have any recommendations?
Josh: brand and model wise I mean
Massive Melis: One moment please while I look in to this for you
Josh: No problem
The agent is sending you to http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/bsolid/bft2-treadmill.html.
Massive Melis: I would look into this one, I have heard it is a great treadmill
Josh: It looks like exactly what I've been looking for, thanks for your help great job
Josh: By the way I'm also looking for some shag carpet, any ideas?
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Anonymous ID:YLQcHbVc Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:08:02 No.408781578 Report

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pls vote for this epic thread!
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

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Anonymous ID:G+OF/Zb1 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:08:16 No.408781621 Report

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>Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...

>You have been connected to Massive Melis

>shaggy shane carpay: hi

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Anonymous ID:33tKL4jm Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:09:03 No.408781739 Report

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>>408781578
No, an hero

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Anonymous ID:L5ZRhyvG Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:09:39 No.408781828 Report

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Win

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Anonymous ID:1Fh/iaWl Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:09:45 No.408781843 Report

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>>408781323
>>408781323
>>408781323
>>408781323
>>408781323
>>408781323
>>408781323
>>408781323
>>408781323

EPIC WINNNNNN

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Anonymous ID:G+OF/Zb1 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:10:01 No.408781884 Report

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>>408781578
calm down. shit happens all the time, awesome as it is

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Oleaf/C9 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:10:06 No.408781894 Report

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You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Dylan Noud: Hi melis
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Dylan Noud: I was wondering about the benefits of weighted vest training. do you think you could help me out?
Dylan Noud: also if there are any cons to it as well, I just wanted to know if it was a respected workout
Dylan Noud: Hello? You still there Melis?
Massive Melis: Yes, I am.
Massive Melis: well, some people like to do cardio with it, and excercise to give you more resistance.
Dylan Noud: Does it help with endurance?
Massive Melis: It may, if you do cardio with it.
Dylan Noud: Awesome. Thanks. I was also wondering what your thoughts are about creatine
Massive Melis: Creatine is great for recovery and helping with energy restores
Dylan Noud: Ok. Thanks. I'm currently taking some prescription medicine at the moment and I wasn't sure if it would hurt me
Dylan Noud: You don't think it would react with Shag Carpet do you?
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Anonymous ID:zK96IAUc Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:10:06 No.408781895 Report

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I think it's time for someone to actually call in and ask and record it with vocaroo and post it here lol

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Anonymous ID:r3C92nLh Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:10:14 No.408781917 Report

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>>408772795
This fucking bitch spent half an hour actually looking for a mat for me to use. i got bored so i just ended it

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Anonymous ID:zUQEY8IX Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:11:47 No.408782136 Report

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Oh god I love this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bNpSZJ1h Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:11:53 No.408782150 Report

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>>408780321
excellently done sir

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Anonymous ID:mEL0UvlI Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:12:06 No.408782194 Report

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amidoingit right?

lol raging ryan

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Anonymous ID:DVsx+0EO Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:12:08 No.408782202 Report

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Carpet Master

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Anonymous ID:G+OF/Zb1 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:12:25 No.408782250 Report

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>>408781323
> assuming you actually did this, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7RcWW7ca Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:12:34 No.408782268 Report

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Martial Arts Mike: Thanks for visiting Bodybuilding.com. My name is Martial Arts Mike. How can I help you today?
James Bridge: Hello!
James Bridge: Hi. Well I had a question about a product.
James Bridge: Is this the proper way to ask? Or should I call?
James Bridge: Hello?
James Bridge: Am I talking to a real representative or a computer? Sorry just wondering.
James Bridge: No disrespect intended
Martial Arts Mike: James, I can help.
Martial Arts Mike: What was your question?
James Bridge: Sorry! Alright well I was wondering about the safety of creatine
James Bridge: You see, I recently had an incident with it.
James Bridge: I spilled it all over my shag carpet, which in turn ruined my battletoads game and my extra-grape pizza imploded.
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Anonymous ID:Pq35DzdM Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:12:43 No.408782304 Report

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John Woo: hey

Raging Ryan: Thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com. My name is Raging Ryan. How can I help you today?

John Woo: well i am a beginner in body building and i dont really know where to start, is there anything you can suggest?

Raging Ryan: I can help you with that today!

Raging Ryan: One of the best resources we have on our website is the "Find a Plan" Section. This part of our website has a list of different trainers that can all help provide you with information to reach your goals. All you need to do is follow the 3 easy steps, and you will be provided with a list of trainers to choose from. Each of them has great 12 week workout programs. They also will break down their exercises, diets, and supplementation they used to meet their own goals. The best part about this section on our site is it is free of cost! You will be able to find that here:

The agent is sending you to http://www.bodybuilding.com/guides/.

John Woo: i readed some of theese guides but i heard about shag carpeting which provides big success in bodybuilding in nearly no time

Raging Ryan: Oh yeah the carpet you workout on definitely effects how much muscle you can grow

John Woo: it's not about my carpet but about shag carpeting thats a method but i dont know what exactly it is

John Woo: dont you know that?

Raging Ryan: Shag carpeting huh? That makes zero sense

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>shag carpeting makes zero sense

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Anonymous ID:l3cgcnb4 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:13:24 No.408782415 Report

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this si so epic! rofl hard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Il85XsIP Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:13:41 No.408782447 Report

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jody bernal: hey
Deadlift Dan: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Deadlift Dan! How can I help you today?
jody bernal: hi, how are you
jody bernal: are you dead?
jody bernal: im calling 911
jody bernal: omg this never happend to me
jody bernal: actually 1 time it happend to me
jody bernal: i was working out
jody bernal: but i didn't use shag carpet
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Anonymous ID:by/hWKbH Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:13:48 No.408782468 Report

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Dan Albort: Can I speak to a supervisor please?
Dan Albort: Hello?
Deadlift Dan: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Deadlift Dan! How can I help you today?
Dan Albort: Supervisor please
Deadlift Dan: one minute please
Deadlift Dan: how can i help you
Dan Albort: This is the supervisor correct?
Deadlift Dan: it is
Dan Albort: Do all of your agents disconnect if they dont know an answer to something? Or are you having technical issues?
Deadlift Dan: we are being pranked right now
Deadlift Dan: what can i do for you
Dan Albort: I came here on behalf of my son.
Deadlift Dan: okay, what can i help you with
Dan Albort: Do you guys sell shag mats?
Deadlift Dan: we do not
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Anonymous ID:Nh6YCa5q Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:14:29 No.408782552 Report

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Anonymous ID:Il85XsIP Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:14:45 No.408782592 Report

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jody bernal: hey
Deadlift Dan: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Deadlift Dan! How can I help you today?
jody bernal: hi, how are you
jody bernal: are you dead?
jody bernal: im calling 911
jody bernal: omg this never happend to me
jody bernal: 1 time it happend to me
jody bernal: i was working out
jody bernal: but i didn't use shag carpet
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Anonymous ID:fiDvWCEd Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:15:21 No.408782671 Report

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Philip Fry: So I need some help.
Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
Philip Fry: Haven't had much luck recently with bodybuilding.
Philip Fry: Anything and everything I do seems to fail.
Philip Fry: Got some supplements from a local store, but they didn't work.
Philip Fry: Can you help with that?
Clutch Caleb: Okay, I can help you out with that!
Clutch Caleb: What are your questions?
Philip Fry: Awesome.
Philip Fry: Right now, my only question is how much are the cheapest supplements you have?
Philip Fry: Picky budget and whatnot.
Philip Fry: Even still, I might be able to get up to like 50 bucks.
Philip Fry: Then you'll have to read the first letter of each sentence.
Clutch Caleb: If you type the name of a category of a supplement on the site, then look at the top of the list, you can click to view them from price, low to high
Philip Fry: So it appears you haven't read the first letter of each sentence yet, although you should.
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Got him with the sentence beginnings again.

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Anonymous ID:TnCSdHaB Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:16:09 No.408782791 Report

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Didn't get a screenshot

Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
Steve Burns: Hey there Caleb
Steve Burns: I'm sort of new so I need to ask you something
Clutch Caleb: Hi
Steve Burns: Have you seen Blue my puppy?
Steve Burns: Last time i saw her she was on a shag carpet.
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Anonymous ID:r3C92nLh Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:16:59 No.408782937 Report

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>>408782552
>compress people to the size of sugar cubes
holy fuck im dying

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Anonymous ID:hmiOAw5u Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:17:31 No.408783014 Report

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Guys, someone get the automated message..

put in a name f their admins and act like you'r one of 'em

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Anonymous ID:GcqDrMzf Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:18:02 No.408783087 Report

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It's a legit question...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oiUTrxwI Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:18:04 No.408783096 Report

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Michael Hendersun: hello dan
Deadlift Dan: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Deadlift Dan! How can I help you today?
Michael Hendersun: Well, I was getting into a fitness regimen at zip fitness (I've been trying to lose weight for a long time) but I seem to have gotten out of the loop
Deadlift Dan: ok
Michael Hendersun: I noticed I didn't gain much muscle either, are there any supplements I should use?
Michael Hendersun: or is it a hereditary thing
Deadlift Dan: protein , bcaa, creatine, vitamins
Michael Hendersun: okay, and what changes if any, should I make to my diet to lose more weight
Deadlift Dan: more protein, less sugar and carbs
Michael Hendersun: so should I stop eating doritos? I eat like 2-3 bags a day
Michael Hendersun: not the family size but
Deadlift Dan: haha yes
Michael Hendersun: okay, how much protein should I intake a day? I'm about 180lbs
Deadlift Dan: at least 180 grams
Michael Hendersun: okay, and if I start working out at home, do I need an exercise mat or is the floor fine?
Deadlift Dan: the floor is fine
Michael Hendersun: okay, even if it's shag carpet?
Michael Hendersun: because it gets itchy
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I kept him going for a while

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Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:18:05 No.408783098 Report

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The order number is their telephone number, the address is their address

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Dos Equis: i need help on an order
Dos Equis: its been six week and i am still waiting
Dos Equis: can i find out how far along the shipment is
Deadlift Dan: Can you please verify your order number and billing address by typing it out please so I can look that up?.
Dos Equis: 18662368417
Dos Equis: the address is
Dos Equis: 2026 s silverstone way, meridian, ID, 83642
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Anonymous ID:NDWXEd0w Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:18:06 No.408783102 Report

Quoted By: >>408783668 >>408783683 >>408783703 >>408783859 >>408783950 >>408784125

lol...any requests on what to say?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JlkYU2Ln3a

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Anonymous ID:7RcWW7ca Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:18:57 No.408783229 Report

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Jill Jeffrey Jem: Shalom!
Jill Jeffrey Jem: Have you guys hold any creatine in stock?
Jill Jeffrey Jem: At the moment, I cannot find a place to buy them online
Jill Jeffrey Jem: Great stuff, it really is
Jill Jeffrey Jem: Can I buy it online?
Jill Jeffrey Jem: Actually, even buy it in store?
Jill Jeffrey Jem: Really wanting some.
Jill Jeffrey Jem: Partially because it's addictive
Cross-Fit Chris: Let me look into that for you
Jill Jeffrey Jem: Everytime
Jill Jeffrey Jem: Tell me how to get my fix
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site=store.
Jill Jeffrey Jem: Read the first letter of each sentence, please.
Jill Jeffrey Jem: That is my real question.
Cross-Fit Chris: Oh my. How clever. :)
Jill Jeffrey Jem: Thanks! And thank you for your help!
Jill Jeffrey Jem: Can I fill out a survey
Jill Jeffrey Jem: Recommending you or something?
Jill Jeffrey Jem: I would love to
Jill Jeffrey Jem: Since you're actually a bro about it
Jill Jeffrey Jem: And you don't kick me out
Jill Jeffrey Jem: I outta buy you a grape pizza one day
Jill Jeffrey Jem: We can chill and play battletoads

proof in pic

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Anonymous ID:7AMt+qMx Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:19:31 No.408783307 Report

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You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Magnus Mccarthy: hey hey
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Magnus Mccarthy: im new to working out, but i just inherited a lot of training equipment. I'm mostly hoping to gain weight what supplements etc. would you recommend me to start with?
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Massive Melis: What are you health and fitness goals that you wish to achieve?
Magnus Mccarthy: gain weight mostly
Magnus Mccarthy: also, i lose my breath a lot
Massive Melis: Have you consulted with a doctor about taking a mass gainer?
Magnus Mccarthy: no, whats that?
Massive Melis: A mass gainer help you put on weight
Magnus Mccarthy: do i need to talk to a doctor first?
Magnus Mccarthy: or can i just purchase it?
Massive Melis: I would check with them.
Massive Melis: I would also look into these two proudcts
Massive Melis: products*
Massive Melis: Here is my two favorite mass gainers:
The Optimum Pro Complex gainer
You can find that product here: http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/opt/gainer.html.
One of my personal favorite weight gainer proteins is the Muscle Juice Protein by Ultimate Nutrition. You can find that product here: http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/un/mj.html
Magnus Mccarthy: thanks man, and another question. do you think it could be dangerous if my equipment slips and sort of slides around while im using it? it doesnt really rock around or move, but it slides.
Magnus Mccarthy: just a bit though
Massive Melis: I would not recommend using that until it is stable
Magnus Mccarthy: i think it might be a friction thing though
Magnus Mccarthy: considering i have a shag carpet and all
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i thought this one was pretty good

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Anonymous ID:mEL0UvlI Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:19:39 No.408783321 Report

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>>408782304
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>>408782304
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>>408782304
>>408782304

THIS NEVER HAPPENED!

you just copied the replies of ragin ryan from my picture!

PLEASE, AN HERO NOW!!!

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Anonymous ID:FKvbBlfW Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:20:00 No.408783368 Report

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Why do you torture them?
It just makes you look like a major douche.
Just kidding, torment the fuck out of those niggers, I couldn't give less fucks.

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Anonymous ID:DSlxeSii Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:20:22 No.408783431 Report

Quoted By: >>408783550 >>408784029

You have been connected to Deadlift Dan.
Deadbeat Dan: Sup bitch
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Oh god I laughed so fucking hard.

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Anonymous ID:ZPAm0irY Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:21:20 No.408783550 Report

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>>408783431
Simple, but awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NYckyqtq Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:21:53 No.408783641 Report

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The deadlift dan faggot left before i could speak.

Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
tony gollins: ah cool
tony gollins: I was looking
tony gollins: through some of the products
tony gollins: but im not sure if you have what im looking for
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
tony gollins: do you guys carry sc's?
Massive Melis: what is that?
tony gollins: sorry for the abbreviation
tony gollins: Shag carpets?
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Anonymous ID:fiDvWCEd Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:22:08 No.408783668 Report

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>>408783102
Well done. Now ask for BattleToads.

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Anonymous ID:r3C92nLh Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:22:17 No.408783683 Report

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>>408783102
yes. Just call someone and keep talking about how fat and gross you are. No matter how many questions they ask, just keep fucking talking about your gross body until they get annoyed and hang up

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Anonymous ID:W5Yrdt4n Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:22:25 No.408783702 Report

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Ripped Reggie: Hello
Ripped Reggie: Hello?
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Ripped Reggie: I'm having a problem with the product that I ordered.
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Massive Melis: What was your order number?
Ripped Reggie: See that's the problem, I didn't keep my order number. I'm not having a problem with it being shipped. It's already here. You see, the shag carpet that I ordered only covers HALF of my work out space, this is completely unacceptable.

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Anonymous ID:zK96IAUc Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:22:26 No.408783703 Report

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>>408783102
more of this haha 10/10

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Anonymous ID:hwmwwoFu Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:22:26 No.408783705 Report

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did they shut the chat down?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NDWXEd0w Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:22:47 No.408783761 Report

Quoted By: >>408784030

>>408783668
lol thanks...

what are some things I should call and say?? hahaha

im gonna keep doing my "beta laugh" over and over..after everything I say...lmfao

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Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:23:15 No.408783841 Report

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You have been connected to Deadlift Dan.
George Hufferton: I dont want to talk to you, you are an asshole
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Anonymous ID:hmiOAw5u Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:23:20 No.408783859 Report

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>>408783102
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FUCK YESSSS

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Anonymous ID:RUwPo3kv Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:23:40 No.408783896 Report

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Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
Ignus: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Ignus: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Ignus: SUCK MAH BALLS
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Anonymous ID:7RcWW7ca Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:23:41 No.408783898 Report

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>>408783229

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Cross-Fit Cocksucker: What's up biatch.
Cross-Fit Cocksucker: Where can I get my creatine shag carpet flavor

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Anonymous ID:NDWXEd0w Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:23:58 No.408783950 Report

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>>408783102

same guy here...im about to call again and take him to hell and back then blame is on 9fag...LMAO

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Anonymous ID:tkNi+3BN Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:24:19 No.408783996 Report

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Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
James McDoug: Hey, I was wondering if you could help me?
Clutch Caleb: Sure
James McDoug: I've just recently started bodybuilding
James McDoug: And I was looking for an extra boost. Do you sell any form of muscle enhancers?
James McDoug: DO you?
Clutch Caleb: Okay, I can help you out with that!
Clutch Caleb: How old are you?
James McDoug: I'm 27.
Clutch Caleb: OK.
Clutch Caleb: And you're trying to put on some weight?
James McDoug: Yes, I am.
Clutch Caleb: Ok
Clutch Caleb: I recommend a gainer, whey protein, pre workout, BCAA, and multivitamin
James McDoug: How much would I have to spend to get a decent amount of whey protein/multivitamin?
Clutch Caleb: It just depends on which one you get
James McDoug: There was a certain brand I was looking for.. do you know if you could help me find it?
Clutch Caleb: Sure
James McDoug: It's called Shag Carpet In A Can.
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Anonymous ID:l3cgcnb4 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:24:24 No.408784006 Report

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chat out of service lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F2uTy27o Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:24:32 No.408784024 Report

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You have been connected to Clutch Caleb.
Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
John Gotye: I was connected earlier to you i believe, and you disconnected?
Clutch Caleb: I see
John Gotye: BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h4/+XJHm Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:24:35 No.408784029 Report

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>>408783431
>>408783431
>>408783431
>>408783431
>>408783431
>>408783431
Laughed so fucking hard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fiDvWCEd Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:24:37 No.408784030 Report

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>>408783761
Mention "BCAA" and "Battle Certified Amphibian Amphetamines" when asked what you think BCAA is.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:24:38 No.408784032 Report

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They shut down chat
/b/ still delivers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1jbbttsA Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:25:08 No.408784112 Report

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Chat Transcript
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You have been connected to Martial Arts Mike.
Jamias Black: Hello?
Martial Arts Mike: Thanks for visiting Bodybuilding.com. My name is Martial Arts Mike. How can I help you today?
Jamias Black: Hello?
Jamias Black: oh
Jamias Black: I need help concerning i product purchased recently
Jamias Black: it malfunctioned and broke my friends hand when we were working out
Jamias Black: can you help me with that?
Martial Arts Mike: I can't Jamias, you would need to consult a doctor.
Jamias Black: oh no im concerned with the product, and the fact it was faulty.
Jamias Black: My friends hand has been taken care of.
Jamias Black: If it helps i can give you some information?
Jamias Black: ?
Jamias Black: Hello?
Jamias Black: Is there something wrong?
Jamias Black: I just need to return my Shag Carpet
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Anonymous ID:dTO8NvSs Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:25:12 No.408784113 Report

Quoted By: >>408786423 >>408787872

>>408779769
i do more good guise?

still going as well

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Anonymous ID:7e+6dHrH Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:25:16 No.408784125 Report

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>>408783102
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Anonymous ID:fbWvhI+b Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:25:20 No.408784134 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W5Yrdt4n Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:25:38 No.408784168 Report

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Body Builder: Mikey! I'm having a problem!
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Anonymous ID:oCm0KUg5 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:25:44 No.408784185 Report

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Anonymous ID:r3C92nLh Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:25:57 No.408784217 Report

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>>408772795
Chat servers temporarily down. We win.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2j41QFJv Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:26:19 No.408784260 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0UBhytwo Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:26:23 No.408784269 Report

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You have been connected to Clutch Caleb.
Danneth: Boo! I need help with some proteins!
Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
Danneth: Any proteins you can recommend for me?
Clutch Caleb: Okay, I can help you out with that!
Clutch Caleb: What are your fitness goals?
Danneth: To be a bit more bulked up, nothing too big though
Clutch Caleb: OK
Danneth: These arms don't looks very good with big muscles.
Clutch Caleb: For Protein, I recommend the Optimum 100% Whey Protein or the Muscle Pharm Combat Powder
http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/opt/whey.html
http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/musclepharm/combat.html
I love the Optimum 100% Whey because it is fast absorbing at a great price, and the Combat Powder tastes excellent so not only is it great as a post workout, but it is excellent for taking on the go.
Danneth: Looking at these proteins now, are they tasteless? i don't like stuff with a taste to them.
Danneth: Erm...Can you give me a workout routine too? Nothing what i have to do everyday, something what i can be flexible with..
Clutch Caleb: NOW has a whey protein that is unflavored
Danneth: They do? I'm gonna take a look at it.
Clutch Caleb: Good
Danneth: Oh, and is there any particular diets i need to have if using these proteins?
Clutch Caleb: Not partivcularly, but the cleaner the diet the better
Danneth: Ah, Not saying i'm not a healthy eater anyway!
Clutch Caleb: Lol
Danneth: Does this protein have a flexibility to it? or do i have to take it daily (Or weekly)
Clutch Caleb: Daily is best
Danneth: Sucks, i'd probably forget to take it daily.
Clutch Caleb: I see
Danneth: anyway, thanks for your help, Caleb. i'm considering buying some protien in the future
Danneth: and if i was you, i would read every first letter of my sentances..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2/u0bQY/ Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:26:27 No.408784275 Report

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>>408774938
gold

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zO77o3rj Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:26:54 No.408784334 Report

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>>408772795
Dr Van Buren was a generic scientist in Half-life. I think he jumps through a window towards the start in black mesa.

Oh god, why do I know that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Il85XsIP Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:26:57 No.408784338 Report

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You have been connected to Massive Melis.
helen: Hi Melis
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
helen: i have a question
helen: i tried to work out and stuff
helen: but i didn't get more muscles
helen: you have any sug..
helen: FUCK
helen: my dog shat on my shag carpet!
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Anonymous ID:XV2h7haL Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:27:22 No.408784413 Report

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>>408781323
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>>408779323
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Anonymous ID:zcAPpnXo Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:27:30 No.408784434 Report

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Paul Puller: Hello.
Deadlift Dan: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Deadlift Dan! How can I help you today?
Paul Puller: Hey! Thanks. Well, I'm pretty out of shape, but I've been trying to change that. I had a general kind of question about working out naturally.
Deadlift Dan: okay
Deadlift Dan: what was that
Paul Puller: I've been doing a lot of running, sit-ups, push-ups, that kind of thing. Things that I can do by myself without weights or equipment. But now I'm thinking about buying some equipment.
Paul Puller: Can you suggest a quality shag carpet?
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Anonymous ID:DyuTboWS Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:27:28 No.408784446 Report

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Well...Yeah..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7RcWW7ca Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:27:56 No.408784510 Report

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Squats&Oats Terry: I used to be one of you guys. I used to be the shit man. I had one of those fancy nicknames. I had the decent paying desk job. I had it all.
Squats&Oats Terry: And then you took it away from me, Chris.
Squats&Oats Terry: You took my job.
Squats&Oats Terry: It was all I ever had.
Squats&Oats Terry: Now I waste my life away watching porn
Squats&Oats Terry: And doing squats
Squats&Oats Terry: And eating oats.
Squats&Oats Terry: I have a question
Squats&Oats Terry: Does masturbating make me lose my gains?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:suFFd4gY Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:28:23 No.408784561 Report

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Joe McKeller: Hi there, I was wondering if you could help me
Joe McKeller: I'm looking for a certain product, could you help me to find it?
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Massive Melis: what was the product?
Joe McKeller: I'm not sure, I haven't seen it in many different stockists, I don't know any of the brand names it may come under
Massive Melis: what does it start with?
Joe McKeller: Would you be able to help me figure out what'd be best for me?
Joe McKeller: Well, I just need to know the brand name, do you know what the best brand of shag carpet I could find would be please?
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Anonymous ID:GxaNIEBI Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:28:32 No.408784580 Report

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He never responded, but I think I got the message across

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NDWXEd0w Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:29:27 No.408784723 Report

Quoted By: >>408785112 >>408786317

LMFAO

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LGHopRjX3c

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Anonymous ID:ZqmPekuK Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:29:43 No.408784768 Report

Quoted By: >>408792431

>>408772795

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5GFdeSBo Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:29:51 No.408784790 Report

Quoted By: >>408785539 >>408785941 >>408792171 >>408794804

you guys are cocksuckers. It's their work and you are just wasting their time faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MIVl1E4h Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:30:10 No.408784821 Report

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Teprac Gahs: Hello !
Martial Arts Mike: Thanks for visiting Bodybuilding.com. My name is Martial Arts Mike. How can I help you today?
Teprac Gahs: do you guys sell Teprac Gahs ?
Teprac Gahs: i need 1 for my room
Teprac Gahs: it's cold here in the winter
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Anonymous ID:TnCSdHaB Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:30:23 No.408784863 Report

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Shag carpets anyone?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U0D4BIno Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:30:44 No.408784917 Report

Quoted By: >>408785054

live chat link gone! anyone got direct link to the chat window?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m/44ncdm Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:30:58 No.408784949 Report

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Stevie Wonder: .::.. .::... .:...:.
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Stevie Wonder: :::.... :.::...:: ....:.
Massive Melis: Can you explain this a little more so that I may better assist you today?
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Anonymous ID:Fg6cKAda Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:30:59 No.408784951 Report

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They may be on to us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IW4JAjUB Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:31:02 No.408784959 Report

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Chat Transcript
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You have been connected to Massive Melis.
George Bachhus: hi
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
George Bachhus: i'm looking for some stuff for my gym
George Bachhus: can you recommend some devices?
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Massive Melis: What are you health and fitness goals that you wish to achieve?
George Bachhus: well, i'm trying to build more muscle on my arms and back
George Bachhus: i don't really know what device i would need for that
George Bachhus: do you have a showroom or some videos or something?
Massive Melis: One moment please while I look in to this for you
George Bachhus: thanks a lot
George Bachhus: see, before i didn't take bodybuilding seriosly
Massive Melis: okay
George Bachhus: but i read an article and it really changed how i think
George Bachhus: you know about it?
Massive Melis: what do you mean?
George Bachhus: it really helped
George Bachhus: Shag carpets are a style of fiber based carpeting that feature piles that are somewhat less dense and are composed of longer individual strands than those found in other carpet designs. Developed as a deep pile style of carpet during the middle of the 20th century, shag carpets and rugs were considered to be essential components of contemporary decorating schemes in the 1960’s and early 1970’s. While many people think of the shag carpet as a relic of the past, the fact is that long yarn carpet designs are alive and well in the 21st century.
George Bachhus: It's true Melis, all of it
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Anonymous ID:ZUzSImyD Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:31:02 No.408784960 Report

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Anonymous ID:mEL0UvlI Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:31:30 No.408785028 Report

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o hai there!

he closed the chat session!

lol!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hmiOAw5u Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:31:41 No.408785054 Report

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>>408784917
https://admin.instantservice.com/links/7538/40435

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Anonymous ID:1tXcdd/d Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:32:02 No.408785109 Report

Quoted By: >>408785938

Oh darn.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r3C92nLh Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:32:03 No.408785112 Report

Quoted By: >>408785369

>>408784723
holy fuck im dying.
>You have to understand, I'm morbidly obese

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+nXv7zTa Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:32:45 No.408785241 Report

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I dont like Cross-Fit Chris. hes a fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NDWXEd0w Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:33:35 No.408785369 Report

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>>408785112
LMFAO thanks dude...LOL

I love how I kept trying to interrupt him and he wasnt letting me but i kept persisting..OVER AND OVER LMFAO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:33:56 No.408785438 Report

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Mr McFreely: I would like to speak with an expert
Deadlift Dan: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Deadlift Dan! How can I help you today?
Mr McFreely: Hello, sir
Mr McFreely: I have been doing a lot of bikeriding over the years
Mr McFreely: delivering mail
Mr McFreely: But I feel as my age raises, I need to build up muscle mass
Mr McFreely: I am a bit elderly though
Deadlift Dan: ok
Mr McFreely: What advice would you give me in regards to what kind of program I should be looking into
Mr McFreely: I do not have a heart condition, except that I am in my 70s
Deadlift Dan: okay, you would want a low intestity cardio based workout
Mr McFreely: Ok
Mr McFreely: Is it safe for me to lift the maximum weight that I can, or should I cut it down by a particular percentage
Deadlift Dan: no specific %
Deadlift Dan: just execute proper form
Mr McFreely: Ok
Mr McFreely: But if I can lift 50 lbs, should I lift 50 lbs
Mr McFreely: Or should I rather go to 30 or 40
Deadlift Dan: what lift?
Mr McFreely: I was thinking in general, but let's say squats
Mr McFreely: on shag carpeting
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Anonymous ID:ZPAm0irY Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:34:11 No.408785474 Report

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Best thing I've seen here in a while!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nrju3+hs Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:34:21 No.408785496 Report

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Martial Arts Mike: Thanks for visiting Bodybuilding.com. My name is Martial Arts Mike. How can I help you today?
rich franklin: hey mike, im actually glad i got connected to you. do you know much about martial arts
rich franklin: thats what i specialize in for my workout
Martial Arts Mike: I can help depending on your question.
rich franklin: well
rich franklin: i do mostly mua tai cardio
rich franklin: and get terrible cramps in my upper thigh and inner thighs when kicking the bag
rich franklin: ive tried streching but it never seems to work, my buddy told me there are certain products and supplements that can help\
Martial Arts Mike: Okay rich, what have you been recommended?
rich franklin: thats the thing, he didnt recmmend me anything just told me there are substances out there that can help
rich franklin: more specifically to absorb the force of impact
rich franklin: i mean, thats what causes the cramps and pain i believe
Martial Arts Mike: There arn't any supplements that can help with absorbing the impact of kicking the bag but protein can help you recover more effeciently.
rich franklin: not even if i tried kicking a shag carpet?
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whats shag carpet anyways? is it like battletoads and how we call pawn stores for that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1UfiDKOE Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:34:39 No.408785539 Report

Quoted By: >>408786153

>>408784790
sure is summer in here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZUzSImyD Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:35:44 No.408785742 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Worth The Weight: Hello
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Worth The Weight: Good day kind sir, i have some questions.
Worth The Weight: I'm a little bit overweight
Worth The Weight: And every time i do exercises i get a shaggy feeling around my back.
Worth The Weight: I don't know if you know the feeling when fat feels all shaggy
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Anonymous ID:OfhiUPyg Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:35:56 No.408785783 Report

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Mine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QhJ2Ey7Z Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:36:30 No.408785872 Report

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Is it DDoS time now bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zcAPpnXo Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:36:37 No.408785892 Report

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Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
John Thompson: Salutations!
Clutch Caleb: Hi
John Thompson: How many orders can be placed at a time on your site?
Clutch Caleb: Okay, I can help you out with that!
Clutch Caleb: You should be able to place as many as you want
John Thompson: And it would be okay if they're going to different addresses? I would like to order some things for myself, and some things as a gift.
Clutch Caleb: You can ship to different addresses, but it has to be separate orders
John Thompson: Glorious!
John Thompson: Can you tell me approximately how long it takes before an order is shipped once it has been placed?

I tried the "first line technique" also, but I think they're catching on!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FoaFMMUb Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:36:51 No.408785938 Report

Quoted By: >>408786069

>>408785109
>>408785109
>>408785109
>>408785109
HE DIDNT- HE DIDNT- HE DIDNT TELL ME
lol you you are a god amung men, im seriously crying

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Anonymous ID:fbWvhI+b Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:36:51 No.408785941 Report

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>>408784790
Not like they get paid commission. This is part time call center/WFH online work.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fiDvWCEd Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:37:13 No.408785997 Report

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Chat Transcript
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You have been connected to Martial Arts Mike.
Martial Arts Mike Is A Fag: Sup bro.
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Oh god, the perfection. Captcha: anis; ityBasi

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Anonymous ID:5GFdeSBo Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:37:17 No.408786008 Report

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Anonymous ID:NDWXEd0w Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:37:35 No.408786069 Report

Quoted By: >>408794343 >>408794937

>>408785938
you clieked the wrong psot to reply...LMFAO...

im gonna post iit again for more people to see....

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Anonymous ID:F2uTy27o Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:37:36 No.408786072 Report

Quoted By: >>408786698

Chat Transcript

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Magic Mike: Brother?

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Anonymous ID:Lwopj5U1 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:37:44 No.408786097 Report

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I guess I am going to need to buy my own.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8GOrhUwv Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:37:54 No.408786132 Report

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You have been connected to Clutch Caleb.
Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
William Clinton: hello
Clutch Caleb: Hi
William Clinton: im a bit of a slow typer
Clutch Caleb: OK
William Clinton: anyway
William Clinton: i was looking for my order number
Clutch Caleb: Ok
William Clinton: oh yes there it is
Clutch Caleb: ok
William Clinton: 5#4663D-C4RP375
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this took 8 minutes

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Anonymous ID:Ta3o+Ql8 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:37:55 No.408786137 Report

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Suomyn öna is chatting with Clutch Caleb now =D

I speak not so good english, but will try to do best for you to understand. right?
I like.

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Anonymous ID:oiUTrxwI Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:37:57 No.408786141 Report

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Deadlift Dan: hey can you tell melis to get her shag carpet from my desk
Deadlift Dan: it reeks of her stank
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Anonymous ID:mEL0UvlI Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:38:00 No.408786153 Report

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>>408785539
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>>408785539
>>408785539
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>>408785539
>>408785539

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Anonymous ID:tkNi+3BN Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:38:23 No.408786235 Report

Quoted By: >>408786686

Chat Transcript
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You have been connected to Martial Arts Mike.
Richard Gumshoe: Hi, I was wondering if you could help me with a fitness query.
Martial Arts Mike: Thanks for visiting Bodybuilding.com. My name is Martial Arts Mike. How can I help you today?
Richard Gumshoe: Are you there?
Richard Gumshoe: I'm 32, and I've always been weak and I was wanting to shape up a little.
Richard Gumshoe: Wondering if you could help me.
Martial Arts Mike: Sure I can help, what was your question?
Richard Gumshoe: It was that whenever I exercise, I always seem to have the same problem
Richard Gumshoe: My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Martial Arts Mike: Okay, this is normal for physically exhausting yourself.
Richard Gumshoe: But that's not all
Martial Arts Mike: Take your time.
Richard Gumshoe: There's vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghetti
Richard Gumshoe: I'm nervous, but on the surface I look calm and ready
Martial Arts Mike: I'm sorry to hear this, sometimes hard exercise can make you nauseous if you eat the wrong kind of food before workout.
Richard Gumshoe: I'm ready to drop bombs, but I keep on forgettin'
Martial Arts Mike: Okay, what is your question?
Richard Gumshoe: You'd better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you'd better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
Martial Arts Mike: Is there anything else that I can assist you with?
Richard Gumshoe: Yes, I was looking to buy one of these fine shag carpets you're selling, my good man.
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Anonymous ID:X9el+Wg2 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:38:27 No.408786243 Report

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Anonymous ID:fbWvhI+b Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:38:30 No.408786251 Report

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>>408784134
Anybody else have more from Brad?

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Anonymous ID:7e+6dHrH Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:38:50 No.408786317 Report

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>>408784723
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>>408784723
>>408784723

this is fantastic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zcAPpnXo Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:38:59 No.408786340 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Martial Arts Mike.
Cleveland Steamer: Hello, how are you?
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Be careful of what name your select!

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Anonymous ID:dTO8NvSs Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:39:32 No.408786423 Report

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>>408784113
she got too boring so i made a dramatic exit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLEhdXFN Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:39:40 No.408786435 Report

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Chat Transcript
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You have been connected to Deadlift Dan.
Brad Johemina: Hello
Brad Johemina: I am wondering if there are certain environments or conditions you can't take certain supplements in?
Brad Johemina: Are you there?
Deadlift Dan: I would be more than happy to assist you with this!
Brad Johemina: Awesome.
Brad Johemina: Do you know if it would be alright to take the supplement while on a shag carpet?
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Anonymous ID:B9F16i5o Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:40:26 No.408786558 Report

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amidoinitrite

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Anonymous ID:/nyJVRtp Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:40:30 No.408786569 Report

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I couldn't hold mine very long.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h4/+XJHm Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:41:08 No.408786686 Report

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>>408786235
>>408786235
>>408786235
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>>408786235
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>>408786235
>>408786235
>>408786235
>>408786235
OH MY DEAR GOD THIS IS GOLDEN

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Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:41:11 No.408786698 Report

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>>408786072

ohhhh im crying
oohhhh my sides

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZFCoOn14 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:41:41 No.408786773 Report

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Chat Transcript
Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Charles Shenk: hello sir/lady
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Charles Shenk: I have a question, I am looking for this product, but I can't seem to find it anywhere.
Charles Shenk: I mean, your store is pretty easy to get lost in.
Massive Melis: what was the product?
Charles Shenk: I am looking for something like shag carpet, do you know what I mean?
Charles Shenk: Melis? Sorry, can I call you Melis? Have you found it for me?
Massive Melis: One moment please while I look in to this for you
Charles Shenk: Thank you
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Anonymous ID:OfhiUPyg Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:41:55 No.408786808 Report

Quoted By: >>408787991

llololololol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZPAm0irY Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:42:07 No.408786842 Report

Quoted By: >>408787259

Someone use petrac gahs as name -> shag carpet in reverse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GcqDrMzf Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:42:10 No.408786856 Report

Quoted By: >>408787085

Aww, this had potential

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oiUTrxwI Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:42:43 No.408786960 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6RfoSacs Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:43:07 No.408787028 Report

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You have been connected to Martial Arts Mike.
Abdul Kajinder: Hello please
Abdul Kajinder: I have a question about shakes of protien
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Anonymous ID:/iM7AAPO Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:43:12 No.408787039 Report

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Deadlift Dan: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Deadlift Dan! How can I help you today?
bernie b: hi
bernie b: what can i do to look like this?
bernie b: http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/3980/arnosw.jpg
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bernie b: what can i do to look like this?
bernie b: http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/3980/arnosw.jpg
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Pic related

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Anonymous ID:quz7rqGw Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:43:12 No.408787040 Report

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name is Stan Smith

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RxPg0NJA Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:43:30 No.408787085 Report

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>>408786856
you're a fucking genius

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x20ifyzE Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:44:31 No.408787257 Report

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Oh man, oh dude, i cant imagine their faces

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h4/+XJHm Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:44:31 No.408787259 Report

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>>408786842
I'm on it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1oGim80 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:44:36 No.408787274 Report

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Chat Transcript
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You have been connected to Martial Arts Mike.
>Customer: hello ?
>Customer: Martial arts mike?
>Customer: To be honest..
>Customer: I saw something on the web that shocked me, a website 9fag
>Customer: they organised this all..
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Anonymous ID:q4Qs+xQa Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:44:42 No.408787291 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Scuba Steve: ive been looking for a particular product for a very long time, i was told you guys might have it but i dont see it on your website
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Massive Melis: what was the product?
Scuba Steve: shag carpet
Scuba Steve: i want to curl it 400 times
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it didnt end until i told melis i wanted to curl the carpet, after like 2 minutes of nothing

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Anonymous ID:NDWXEd0w Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:45:10 No.408787356 Report

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LOL! i used the name steprac gahs (shag carpets backwards)

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Anonymous ID:U0D4BIno Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:45:39 No.408787463 Report

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Anonymous ID:CyVPOcS3 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:45:51 No.408787487 Report

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Haha I tried

Massive Melis, meet Massive Melons

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5q2MaK4y Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:46:26 No.408787585 Report

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>>408777408
FUCKING LOL'd

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TnCSdHaB Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:46:33 No.408787608 Report

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My latest attempt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QhJ2Ey7Z Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:46:44 No.408787639 Report

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They didnt like my name Shag Carpets...

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Anonymous ID:c7Wba4C2 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:48:07 No.408787872 Report

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>>408786423
>>408784113

>mfw I saw these
Fucking quality !

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x20ifyzE Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:48:10 No.408787878 Report

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>>408787463
Oh man, you could see him realizing in those last "OK's"

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Anonymous ID:Ta3o+Ql8 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:48:28 No.408787930 Report

Quoted By: >>408791043

Master Troll reporting in.

I was just looking for Teprac Gahs proteins.... dammit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OfhiUPyg Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:48:47 No.408787991 Report

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>>408786808
>>408786808
>>408786808

got that message when I used the name Mr. Shag

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Anonymous ID:2i+7/3K8 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:49:01 No.408788031 Report

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lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AyZZRadL Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:49:21 No.408788080 Report

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Fuck Martial Arts Mike.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2Fvx145 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:50:24 No.408788269 Report

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>>408777064
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pXBdCdnL Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:50:59 No.408788361 Report

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Chat Transcript
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You have been connected to Cross-Fit Chris.
jon Climber: Hello, i was scanning through your products. I was wondering something you can suggest geting like protein powder or something to help bulk up my thighs for squatss.. ect
jon Climber: See i play football for my High School need to bulk up, just started lifting this summer.
jon Climber: chris?
Cross-Fit Chris: Sure I would be happy to help with that
jon Climber: currently my squat is at 505 and im 5'11 185
jon Climber: my coach Coach shag told me creatine would be nice.
jon Climber: but my other coach carpets told me that taking supplements is not a good idea natural is better.
Cross-Fit Chris: Shag is correct. Carpets is mistaken.
jon Climber: I see, so what do you suggest?
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Anonymous ID:F2uTy27o Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:51:00 No.408788363 Report

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poor customer service...

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Anonymous ID:quz7rqGw Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:51:21 No.408788416 Report

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Anonymous ID:+7VcYmD2 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:51:30 No.408788445 Report

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Awesome conversation we had.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZPAm0irY Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:51:58 No.408788528 Report

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You should all connect with the same name, I wonder if they disconnect instantly then.

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Anonymous ID:DR4xXGxL Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:52:30 No.408788626 Report

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meh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nrju3+hs Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:52:33 No.408788635 Report

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deadlift dan is actually a pretty cool guy. he said hes gotten about 200 shag carpets in the last hour.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:26flw7rJ Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:52:36 No.408788645 Report

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Sombody call himself Pinhead Larry and say 'There can only be one Deadlift Dan and one Pinhead Larry in this town...' to Deadlift Dan

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Anonymous ID:krMHMATu Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:52:52 No.408788698 Report

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Not a single word.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:53:07 No.408788753 Report

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You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Gaius: Just a quick question
Gaius: what is shag carpeting?
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Gaius: oh hi melis
Gaius: i have a few questions. i am elderly and wanting to start a workout regiment
Massive Melis: okay, great to hear.
Gaius: i have been riding bike most my life
Gaius: but i hear that as you age, your muscle deteriorates
Gaius: the older the faster
Gaius: what kind of program do you refer for someone who wants to bulk up but not give themselves a coronary
Massive Melis: One moment please while I look in to this for you
Gaius: sonny, are you still there
Gaius: is there more info i can give you
Gaius: i am 74 if that helps
Massive Melis: Have you talked to a doctor about a training plan?
Gaius: not yet
Gaius: i guess i should start there
Gaius: i did have another question
Massive Melis: I would check with a doctor first, then go from there.
Massive Melis: I can recommend you programs, however, it is good to check with a doctor first.
Gaius: my other question is
Massive Melis: yes?
Gaius: at 74, it gets difficult to get your cock up
Gaius: do you have anything that helps you get your cock up
Gaius: i miss shagging
Gaius: you know what i mean sonny, i miss shagging
Gaius: even old people got to get some loving
Gaius: are you there sonny
Gaius: I am not saying I want to shag you
Gaius: I like girls
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Anonymous ID:ZPAm0irY Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:53:17 No.408788781 Report

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>>408788416
Just shout WAZZUP NIGGAAAAAAA!?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U0D4BIno Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:53:51 No.408788867 Report

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Raging Ryan: Thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com. My name is Raging Ryan. How can I help you today?
DeShawna Fontaine-Brown: NIGGA HU THE FUK IS MASSIVE MELIS I FOUND DA NAME ON A NAPKIN IN MA BROKE ASS NIGGA HUSBAND'S POCKET!!!!!!!!!
DeShawna Fontaine-Brown: HE MY MAN
DeShawna Fontaine-Brown: HE.
DeShawna Fontaine-Brown: MY.
DeShawna Fontaine-Brown: MAN.
DeShawna Fontaine-Brown: RYAN IMMA RAGE YO ASS UP
DeShawna Fontaine-Brown: I DEMAND TO SEE THE MANAGER
DeShawna Fontaine-Brown: I FOUND A PROTEIN PILL UP THE NIGGAS ASS
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Anonymous ID:tfzlr9nm Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:53:51 No.408788868 Report

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You guys should try calling other places they keep disconnecting

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Anonymous ID:0MDqcc8D Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:54:32 No.408788987 Report

Quoted By: >>408795914

Deadlift Dan wasnt as cheerful this time. He didnt even say hi

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I5RhPF95 Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:54:33 No.408788989 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Raging Ryan.

Vergil Smithson:
So I could really use help!
Hence I'm writing to you.
As soon as I lift heavy weights my arms hurt.
Gaming for a long time doesn't hurt my arm.

Called for help when I first experienced the pain.
Apparently it is normal he told me.
Right, I thought, like that is true.
Probably just saying that to calm me down.
Everyone else I've asked said I should ask for help.
Therefor I am writing you to help me.

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It took him a while to figure it out I think, lol didn't put much effort into the text itself though ;P

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Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:55:42 No.408789176 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Martial Arts Mike.
Kenpo Ken: hi
Kenpo Ken: wow, ur into martial arts tooo?
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Anonymous ID:quz7rqGw Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:55:46 No.408789186 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/xF6pqfT Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:56:10 No.408789258 Report

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Chat Transcript
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You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Reginald Codsworth: Hello
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Reginald Codsworth: I have a question about mats to lie on when doing crunches and stuff
Reginald Codsworth: Does it matter whether I use a mat or lie directly on the ground?
Reginald Codsworth: It's concrete so I was wondering if back damage could become a problem
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Massive Melis: One moment please while I look in to this for you
Reginald Codsworth: thanks
Massive Melis: you're welcome
Reginald Codsworth: I'm sorry, but how long is this going to take? my workout buddy's coming over soon
Massive Melis: I would check with your doctor.
Reginald Codsworth: well do you reccomend a workout mat or something?
Massive Melis: I would recommend one yes.
The agent is sending you to http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/catalog/search-results.jsp?q=mat&output=xml_no_dtd&client=
wwwbodybuilding&proxystylesheet=wwwbodybuilding&getfields=description&filter=0&site=
store.
Massive Melis: here are some you may look into
Reginald Codsworth: Would it be the same if I just used my mom's old shag carpet?
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Anonymous ID:B9F16i5o Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:56:15 No.408789273 Report

Quoted By: >>408789425

It wasn't even the focus of my attention. EXPLAIN THEIR HATRED FOR SHAG CARPETS!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3qZNlK+U Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:56:41 No.408789352 Report

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Just give them a DDOS attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:quz7rqGw Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:57:06 No.408789425 Report

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>>408789273
kewl name dude

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Anonymous ID:Lv9vdT4O Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:57:07 No.408789431 Report

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Tadaa, here's mine fggts

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Anonymous ID:0UBhytwo Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:57:41 No.408789524 Report

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Okay, i lied.

Massive Melis just loves connecting to me.

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Anonymous ID:Heaven Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:58:12 No.408789610 Report

Quoted By: >>408790064 >>408790092 >>408790557 >>408790924 >>408791241 >>408791676 >>408791929 >>408792680 >>408794027

umad?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GpzRc1Lw Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:58:17 No.408789626 Report

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Deaddlift Dan: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Deadlift Dan! How can I help you today?

Sara F: Hi my dad ordered something through you guys for me a few weeks ago.

Sara F: It was supposed to be a surprise but it never came

Sara F: Can you tell me if it has been shipped?

Sara F: Hello?

Deadlift Dan: Can you please verify your order number and billing address by typing it out please so I can look that up?.

Sara F: He did not give me the order number

Sara F: is that going to be a problem?

Deadlift Dan: yes

Deadlift Dan: i would need taht

Deadlift Dan: that

Sara F: You couldn't look it up with just a shipping address and the item?

Deadlift Dan: i could not

Deadlift Dan: we need the number

Sara F: He's kind of um...well he's got some problems and he probably won't be able to find the order number

Sara F: Because the address is 822 Rustles Way, Sterling, VA

Sara F: He said he ordered one large box of shag carpet

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Anonymous ID:mEL0UvlI Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:58:43 No.408789697 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+k/vytZk Thu 28 Jun 2012 00:59:30 No.408789831 Report

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HAHA CHECK THE NAME
Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Sujak Karpittsons: Sir ?
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Sujak Karpittsons: Have you ever heard before that your name sounds pretty..well, wrong ? No offense Sir
Massive Melis: No, I have not heard of that.
Massive Melis: What may I help you out with today?
Sujak Karpittsons: Arhm, well I've been working out alot lately
Sujak Karpittsons: Getting no results really, no matter what
Massive Melis: okay
Sujak Karpittsons: Can you give me any tips ?
Massive Melis: What are you health and fitness goals that you wish to achieve?
Sujak Karpittsons: All i really want is just to look ripped, or kinda
Sujak Karpittsons: Running, ab workouts, strengthening of the muscles, nothing worked
Massive Melis: are you taking any supplements?
Sujak Karpittsons: Pills etc.? No , can you recommend any perhaps ? or recommend them at all
Massive Melis: I would start off with a good protein, you can check with your doctor before use.
Massive Melis: here are my two favorite protein products:
Massive Melis: ( 2 products )
Sujak Karpittsons: Erection problems, I know this sounds really odd but I heard those supplements can cause those, is that true ?
Massive Melis: Protein is derived from food, I would check with your doctor.
Massive Melis: I have never heard of that.
Sujak Karpittsons: Truly ? Could you do me a favour ?
Massive Melis: What would that be?
Sujak Karpittsons: Read all the first letters of the things I wrote to you, I'll give you 2 chocolate cookies and a battletoad if you stick around for a bit longer
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Anonymous ID:quz7rqGw Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:00:03 No.408789932 Report

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>>408789697
martial arts mike is a jerk

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Anonymous ID:QhKYLjnz Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:00:19 No.408789975 Report

Quoted By: >>408790470

Got this guy good

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Anonymous ID:NGGhDfjU Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:00:41 No.408790037 Report

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>>408779769
>>408779769

> WIN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IW4JAjUB Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:00:43 No.408790042 Report

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Chat Transcript
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Anonymous ID:mEL0UvlI Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:00:49 No.408790064 Report

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>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610

you beat me to it nigger!!!

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Anonymous ID:0MDqcc8D Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:00:56 No.408790092 Report

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>>408789610
You sorry motherfucker!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7AMt+qMx Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:02:58 No.408790439 Report

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savez-vous quoi que ce soit sur les tapis?
Raging Ryan: Thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com. My name is Raging Ryan. How can I help you today?
gaspard auge: les tapis?
Raging Ryan: I am very sorry, but I do not speak that language. If you could please translate through this link to English, that would be fantastic and I can help you with whatever you need:
The agent is sending you to http://translate.google.com/.
gaspard auge: could you try that?
gaspard auge: je vais avoir des moments difficiles avec mon tapis shag et son
gaspard auge: will not load for me
Raging Ryan: I can help you with that today!
Raging Ryan: What won't load for you exactly?
gaspard auge: translate will not
gaspard auge: vendez-vous cela?
gaspard auge: les tapis
gaspard auge: aider à louer
Raging Ryan: You need to translate what you're saying
Raging Ryan: I apologize but I don't know Portuguese
gaspard auge: i can not it will not load
Raging Ryan: Right, and you're speaking English how?
gaspard auge: francais i can only say mini saying
gaspard auge: i do not know words in english for my question
Raging Ryan: You're speaking pretty good English right now
gaspard auge: i can very small
gaspard auge: to explain
gaspard auge: but i do not know words in my question. could you translate it?
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Anonymous ID:0MDqcc8D Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:03:08 No.408790470 Report

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>>408789975
I'm crying

Anonymous

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Deadlift Dan: cool man
Gohan: yeah hes the reason i want to get in shape
Gohan: he won the world martial art championship when he was younger and i want to be able to make him proud of me
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Deadlift Dan: OMG
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Gohan: strongest being in the universe
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Gohan: super saiyan 3 level
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Deadlift Dan: what product should i but when to train?
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Anonymous ID:QhKYLjnz Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:03:38 No.408790557 Report

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>>408789610
Rule 1 and 2 you stupid fuck

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Anonymous ID:LzC+ox76 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:04:00 No.408790619 Report

Quoted By: >>408792004

Sooo....archive then?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5Xb8dMdy Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:04:02 No.408790625 Report

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Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:04:11 No.408790650 Report

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Customer Chat
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George Bender: i want to learn more about martial arts, mike
George Bender: and shag carpeting
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Anonymous ID:2l9mCBKK Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:05:17 No.408790827 Report

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David Davidsson: I want to step it down a notch
David Davidsson: while still keeping my self well trained, able to eat candy from time to time and keeping a good fitness
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David Davidsson: what do you do regularly?
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Clutch Caleb: Ok
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Anonymous ID:+/cqpzBZ Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:05:21 No.408790848 Report

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Yeah that was fun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7LKSEJkL Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:05:47 No.408790924 Report

Quoted By: >>408793710

>>408789610
>>408789610
I was about to blame 9weiner for this attack.

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Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:05:50 No.408790930 Report

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Anonymous ID:Ta3o+Ql8 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:06:35 No.408791043 Report

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>>408787930
>>408787930
>>408787930
>>408787930

Come on guys, be more creative. TROLL HARDER AND BETTER.
Ask for anagrams of the letters in "Shag Carpet"
Reverse the words like I did or come up with phrases that sound the same when you say em out loud (Just like "Eye Laws Thug Aim")

Stop asking them "Do you have shag carpets" in the first line. It's lame and it's not even amusing.
>>408787930
>>408787930
>>408787930

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Anonymous ID:6gK+Jcn5 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:06:40 No.408791051 Report

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Chris Cross Applesauce

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Anonymous ID:/Q3t5a/P Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:07:20 No.408791168 Report

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>>408779176
Wow you really are a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pWRwQJ3+ Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:07:40 No.408791212 Report

Quoted By: >>408791278

Also fill out the exit survey with low scores and leave a comment about shag carpet!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5q2MaK4y Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:07:58 No.408791241 Report

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>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610

AND THE BIGGEST NEW FAG OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO ...

>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yil1nxwj Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:08:08 No.408791267 Report

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Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:08:11 No.408791278 Report

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>>408791212
i did that too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9uw5zT1l Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:08:30 No.408791334 Report

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Brent Jefferson: Can you help me out brah? What enviroments do you recomend?
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Brent Jefferson: I mean I'm working out in my living room, do you think my floor is like too soft for me to build my inner core?
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Brent Jefferson: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat
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Anonymous ID:eGA16HNA Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:08:45 No.408791364 Report

Quoted By: >>408791623

Well, what is shag carpet anyway?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:quz7rqGw Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:10:00 No.408791560 Report

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>>408791267
i don't get it

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Anonymous ID:4yxWpoYq Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:10:02 No.408791567 Report

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Anonymous ID:Iks/Jpk2 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:10:10 No.408791585 Report

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completely ignored

Jack The Ripped: HELLO ASHLEY
Jack The Ripped: I AM JACK THE RIPPED AND I AM RIPPED
Jack The Ripped: MY LIFE IS ALL ABOUT BODY BUILDING
Jack The Ripped: DO YOU HEAR ME?????
Jack The Ripped: CAN YOU HEAR ME?????
Jack The Ripped: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME????
Jack The Ripped: 75 PUSH-UPS NOW!!!!
Jack The Ripped: MAN UP ASHLEY
Jack The Ripped: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE MOTHERFUCKING AMBITIOUS
Jack The Ripped: GET ON THERE AND DO SOMETHING YOU FILTHY FATASS DOG
Jack The Ripped: ASHELY
Jack The Ripped: YOU'RE NOT OTHERFUCKING LISTENING TO ME
Jack The Ripped: FUCK YOU ASHLEY
Jack The Ripped: I'LL GO GET MY SHAG CARPET AND CRY ON IT
Jack The Ripped: ASHLEY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QhJ2Ey7Z Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:10:16 No.408791601 Report

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ITS GONNA 404!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZPAm0irY Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:10:23 No.408791623 Report

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>>408791364
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shag_(fabric)

Lazy MOFO!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tfzlr9nm Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:10:24 No.408791632 Report

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Jingky: Hi, my name is Jingky. How may I help you?
Clark Wayne: i need help with my phone
Jingky: Good day, please know that we will be doing our best to help you with your concern.
Jingky: What is the exact model of your phone and who is your service provider?
Clark Wayne: i need a grip for it because it keeps falling
Clark Wayne: like a case
Clark Wayne: and ideas
Clark Wayne: well i have a sprint shaggy carpet 1.06
Jingky: What's the model of the phone?
Clark Wayne: shaggy carpet 1.06
Clark Wayne: i need lots of shag carpet for my phone
Clark Wayne: for the grip
Jingky: I'm sorry, in order to check that I would need the exact model of the device.
Clark Wayne: yeah thats the model
Clark Wayne: its called shaggy carpet 1.06
Clark Wayne: with extra shag
Clark Wayne: i got it from a foreign country
Clark Wayne: its better then iphones
Jingky: Is it a Motorola Device?
Clark Wayne: yep
Clark Wayne: i got it from tokyo
Clark Wayne: there always one step ahead of us you know
Jingky: This chat window is actually for Motorola phones and bluetooth accessories for the United States.
Jingky: Let me get the contact information for our support in your area.
Clark Wayne: well im in mars so
me and motorola

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Anonymous ID:QK5UcfgB Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:10:34 No.408791668 Report

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Thor Notanac : Hello
Martial Arts Mike: Thanks for visiting Bodybuilding.com. My name is Martial Arts Mike. How can I help you today?
Thor Notanac : Are you a bot?
Thor Notanac : Because I need professional help
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Thor Notanac : Mike?
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Thor Notanac : My Thor? My name is Thor, I don't have a Thor.
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Thor Notanac : Everyone talks about it.
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Anonymous ID:tLAtRteW Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:10:37 No.408791676 Report

Quoted By: >>408791858

>>408789610
Are there really people that think they don't know this is /b/'s work? Jesus christ.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yil1nxwj Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:11:05 No.408791758 Report

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>>408791567
he did this to me too! :(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xYvHaAMj Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:11:06 No.408791760 Report

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First name: Shag
Last name: Carpet
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Anonymous ID:NDWXEd0w Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:11:08 No.408791763 Report

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LGHopRjX3c

for those of you who havent heard..HAHAH..

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Anonymous ID:lhSraWUn Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:11:39 No.408791858 Report

Quoted By: >>408792605

>>408791676
the one and only fucking time rules one and two count
fuck you asshole
YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT /b/

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Anonymous ID:eGA16HNA Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:12:04 No.408791929 Report

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>>408789610
Wow, the cancer in /b/ nowadays is staggering. We should make another /b/ or some shit, but this is fucking ridiculous. Every raid some faggot has to ruin it. FUCKING RULES 1 AND 2!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GmbRZ0zq Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:12:08 No.408791940 Report

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kept him going as long as i could after being cut off in a previous conversation:

You have been connected to Clutch Caleb.
Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
marvin nash: im very sorry but I must have gotten cut off during my last conversation, there seems to be a problem with your site. I was talking to raging ryan, i think his name was, about the correct amount of protein shake i should consume daily, he then asked me for my weight, which is 10 and a half stone. at that point we got cut off, what is your reccomendation?
Clutch Caleb: Okay, I can help you out with that!
Clutch Caleb: How many kg or lbs is that?
marvin nash: im sorry i was talking in english money, urrm just let me check
Clutch Caleb: OK
marvin nash: 150 lbs odd
Clutch Caleb: OK
Clutch Caleb: ANd what are your fitness goals?
marvin nash: i want to be ripped basically, like serious muscle
Clutch Caleb: Ok
Clutch Caleb: I recommend that between protein shakes and your regular diet you take in about 200g of protein per day
marvin nash: also, my current shag carpet is made of nylon, though I have noticed that the very best shag carpets are made of kevlar. what is your opinion on the worth of buying a quality shag carpet in terms of the price difference? i mean, my current one is great!
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Anonymous ID:+nXv7zTa Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:12:23 No.408791985 Report

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wanted to have shoplift dan, didnt work

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YLQcHbVc Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:12:31 No.408792004 Report

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>>408790619
already is:
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/b/49817

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tfzlr9nm Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:12:48 No.408792038 Report

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Who the fuck is the asshole who fucked rule 1 and 2 in its ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:quz7rqGw Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:13:26 No.408792149 Report

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martial arts kike keeps disconnecting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/Q3t5a/P Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:13:38 No.408792171 Report

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>>408784790
Thats the entire point of this thread! Are you retarded or something? I would like to officially welcome you to the /b/, 4chan, and the Internet. When you have time, please look up the original rules.

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Anonymous ID:UpO/8fJ7 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:14:53 No.408792361 Report

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Anonymous ID:H7zxrPZt Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:14:53 No.408792363 Report

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I'm being completely ignored on this now. Any other sites or a way I can stop that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VswDTNk0 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:15:22 No.408792431 Report

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>>408784768
I read this in the voice of Christopher Walken, and just about lost my shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7AMt+qMx Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:15:41 No.408792483 Report

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Oliver Skinner: can you speak francais?
Clutch Caleb: No, I do not
Oliver Skinner: can you translate
Oliver Skinner: i do not know many words in english
Oliver Skinner: i do not know the words in my wquestion
Oliver Skinner: Combien de variétés de tapis à poils longs?
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Anonymous ID:tMru2HpW Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:15:59 No.408792534 Report

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Shac Garpet: :D
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Anonymous ID:tLAtRteW Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:16:26 No.408792605 Report

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>>408791858
You must be fucking new here.
/b/ isn't some kind of underground kool kids klub nobody has ever heard of. All the people being raided know it's /b/, /b/ is the stuck record that just keeps playing the same old raiding tune. Asking for Battletoads, Shag Carpets, shouting POOL'S CLOSED, everyone knows it's /b/. Rule 1 and 2 are useless, and i don't bother following them.

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Anonymous ID:LzC+ox76 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:16:27 No.408792607 Report

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They were quick...

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Anonymous ID:jJR4nGIc Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:16:59 No.408792680 Report

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>>408789610

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Anonymous ID:lkqJS/zS Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:17:19 No.408792736 Report

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Someone do this, name: fightmaster
you: hello im looking for something to get me in shape for a battle tomorrow.

them: what kind of battle?

you: a battle with a toad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BayE1pfq Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:17:33 No.408792774 Report

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We are anonymoose we r legiun plz rule 1 ad 2 newfgs XD DON'T HIT ON ME SILLY BOYS annoyyyymoooose we r secrit club erryone noes about ANONYMOOOSE

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Anonymous ID:KshjdzMZ Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:18:16 No.408792890 Report

Quoted By: >>408793078

Don't know if this was done already or not, but I haven't read through the whole thread.

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Mike Michaelson: Yeah, but I had a bit of a problem
Mike Michaelson: I got my package a few days ago
Mike Michaelson: but the box I got wasn't full of whey protein
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Raging Ryan: Can I grab your order number please?
Mike Michaelson: The box
Mike Michaelson: it was full of jimmies
Mike Michaelson: AND THEY WERE RUSTLED!!!!!
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Anonymous ID:ZWa6vOuR Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:18:45 No.408792962 Report

Quoted By: >>408793201 >>408793312

pussyfaggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:quz7rqGw Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:19:32 No.408793078 Report

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>>408792890
you should have said it was full of spaghetti

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LzC+ox76 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:20:23 No.408793201 Report

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>>408792962
oh christ i lold, dear lord

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pXBdCdnL Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:20:45 No.408793246 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Deadlift Dan.
Pinhead Larry: there can only be one Deadlift Dan and one Pinhead Larry in this town.
Pinhead Larry: I'm calling you out!
Deadlift Dan: hahah
Pinhead Larry: funny?
Pinhead Larry: so how's bussiness?
Pinhead Larry: shag carpets and all.
Pinhead Larry: really should sell shag carpets, seems like a demand on them.
Pinhead Larry: but being for real now
Pinhead Larry: I'm in weigh training at school, it's not good to be bulk on top then have chicken legs is it.
Pinhead Larry: so many kids only work there upper body because there dumb.
Pinhead Larry: i personally like hangcleans and deadlifts.
Pinhead Larry: Deadlift dan
Pinhead Larry: ill show where tis is coming from if i can have a conversation.
Deadlift Dan: i know where its coming from
Pinhead Larry: where?
Deadlift Dan: we have no way of stopping people liek you from doing this

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Anonymous ID:r3C92nLh Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:21:12 No.408793312 Report

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>>408792962

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/jNl2LDr Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:23:33 No.408793634 Report

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Anonymous ID:vixDuPkV Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:23:58 No.408793689 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJR4nGIc Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:24:08 No.408793710 Report

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>>408790924
emaubsworld

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oiUTrxwI Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:24:34 No.408793776 Report

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Shag was always a famous basketball player

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:colLObtO Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:25:18 No.408793860 Report

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Long one. proud

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Theo Walcott: hi
Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
Theo Walcott: i play football. well soccer
Theo Walcott: and im kinda weedy
Theo Walcott: im quick though
Clutch Caleb: I see
Theo Walcott: anything to make me big and strong?
Clutch Caleb: Okay, I can help you out with that!
Clutch Caleb: A high calorie diet, proper workout, and rest
Theo Walcott: ok. im a bit like messi
Theo Walcott: know him?
Theo Walcott: reallly small
Clutch Caleb: Yes, I now who both Messi and Theo Walcott are
Theo Walcott: cool. i really wanna be like heskey though
Clutch Caleb: ok
Theo Walcott: i eat a lot of chicken
Theo Walcott: does that help
Clutch Caleb: Good
Theo Walcott: ?
Clutch Caleb: YEs
Clutch Caleb: It helps
Theo Walcott: by the way its penalties in the euros now
Theo Walcott: wooow why the caps
Clutch Caleb: Sorry
Clutch Caleb: Accident
Theo Walcott: bit rude
Theo Walcott: ok
Theo Walcott: its alright
Theo Walcott: xabi alonso just missed
Clutch Caleb: Thanks
Clutch Caleb: Oops
Theo Walcott: i know right
Theo Walcott: i wanna be like ronaldo actually. sooo ripped
Clutch Caleb: Definitely
Theo Walcott: i'd shag him on my carpet
Theo Walcott: not that im gay
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Anonymous ID:LzC+ox76 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:25:22 No.408793881 Report

Quoted By:

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/Q3t5a/P Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:26:30 No.408794027 Report

Quoted By:

>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
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>>408789610
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>>408789610
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>>408789610
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>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
>>408789610
You can go fuck yourself.. Rules 1 and 2 shithead. They are the first rules of the Internet for a reason. It's because you dont fuck with them. Look up the rules of the Internet and dont come back.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gf0LL1nt Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:26:50 No.408794059 Report

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Ambitious Ashley: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Ambitious Ashley! How can I help you today?
Ben Foster: Hi, I'm trying to build muscle, and was wondering what kind of supplement i should use right after working out.
Ambitious Ashley: I would be more than happy to help!
Ambitious Ashley: What are you taking now?
Ben Foster: let me find the name of it
Ambitious Ashley: ok
Ben Foster: alright it's called
Ben Foster: cag sharpet
Ambitious Ashley: Thank you for providing me with that information! One moment please while I look that up.
Ben Foster: ok
Ambitious Ashley: Thank you!
Ben Foster: it's hard to find
Ben Foster: of course it was easier to find back in the 70's
Ben Foster: hello?
Ambitious Ashley: One moment please while I look that up!
Ben Foster: Ashley... ashley please keep talking to me
Ben Foster: you're ignoring me, and I don't like that...
Ben Foster: it's reminding me of my parents, they used to ignore me...
Ben Foster: ashley....... AAASSHHHHLEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Ben Foster: Please answer me, ashley.... oh gawd, the thoughts are coming back.... PLLEEEASSSE!
Ben Foster: ASHHHHHHLEYYYYY!!1!1!!!FLASKJG ;AKLFJ KL;J PAIOGHAOGIHJ
Ben Foster: A;IOAEHPJGHKL'AGH;JG VNI M
Ben Foster: gaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Help!.... Ashley, talk to meeee!
Ben Foster: oh, you're probably scared, i'm sorry... i didn't mean to yell.
Ben Foster: ashley.... please talk to me.... i'm feeling lonely right now.
Ben Foster: Ever see phonebooth, because that's what i'm trying to reenact.
Ben Foster: Where the bad guy pretends to go crazy and shit and starts crying.
Ben Foster: Decent movie.
Ben Foster: But on a more serious note, shag carpets.
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Anonymous ID:6to0L9Dn Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:26:55 No.408794078 Report

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raging ryan = rustled jimmies

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Anonymous ID:1tXcdd/d Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:27:08 No.408794106 Report

Quoted By: >>408794447 >>408794831 >>408802315

>>408793693
>>408793693

Wrong file, here it is young ones. Take note of the capitalization in a few of the words.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:quz7rqGw Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:27:24 No.408794135 Report

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Ford Prefect: what products do you use personally?
Ford Prefect: soooo
Ford Prefect: hello?
Ford Prefect: are you there?
Ford Prefect: great?
Massive Melis: One moment please while I look in to this for you
Ford Prefect: would you suggest eating lots of spaghetti to help bulk up? i heard a black guy on the tv say it. he was holding a basketball and looked pretty big
Massive Melis: If you consume high calories you will bulk
Ford Prefect: so spaghetti is high in calories then?
Massive Melis: It is high in carbs which helps put on weight and in calories
Ford Prefect: ah i see
Massive Melis: yes Ford
Ford Prefect: that's good, because i was wanting to bulk up, and the darn stuff keeps falling out of my pockets
Ford Prefect: so i have quite a bit of it at this point
Massive Melis: what stuff?
Ford Prefect: spaghetti
Ford Prefect: sometimes it even falls out of my pockets in public
Ford Prefect: it's so embarassing
Massive Melis: what do you mean? Why do you have it in your pockets?
Ford Prefect: so do you know where all these people are coming from, melis?
Massive Melis: no.
Ford Prefect: ok
Ford Prefect: ok
Ford Prefect: now back to the spaghetti
Ford Prefect: one time when i was at gamestop it happened actually
Ford Prefect: i was looking at xbox 360 games and the lady at gamestop was really quite pretty. but when i grabbed the game box, spaghetti started falling out of my pockets

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Anonymous ID:GmbRZ0zq Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:27:34 No.408794154 Report

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Martial Arts Mike: Thanks for visiting Bodybuilding.com. My name is Martial Arts Mike. How can I help you today?
marvin nash: so, mike, i have a problem
Martial Arts Mike: How can I help Marvin?
marvin nash: have i done too much?
marvin nash: a part of me thinks i have
marvin nash: great feeling, but...
marvin nash: cant i just give it up?
marvin nash: any ideas?
marvin nash: really serious man...
marvin nash: please...
Martial Arts Mike: Okay, what can I help with?
marvin nash: everything
marvin nash: to nothing
Martial Arts Mike: Hello, how can I help you?
marvin nash: there is a clue as to what i am on about in my messages. i cannot say it up front because this line is tapped.
marvin nash: seriously, hombre, any great confidential advice really perfect entreating to myself
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this guy really didn't get it!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F38tKx4t Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:28:22 No.408794265 Report

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someone needs to pull off the "have conversation with them then spell out shag carpeti with the first letters of every line. those ones are too funny

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pGfjBIiQ Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:28:28 No.408794281 Report

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Silvia Perez: hello
Ambitious Ashley: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Ambitious Ashley! How can I help you today?
Silvia Perez: welll
Silvia Perez: My husband was just contacting you guys for an inquiry of his
Silvia Perez: He's not that much of, say, a fluent? speaker
Ambitious Ashley: Ok
Silvia Perez: Anyhow; he explained to me how 4 of your representatives ignored him
Ambitious Ashley: I am so sorry to hear that!
Silvia Perez: So I might've attributed that to how he poorly speaks english, hence my coming now
Ambitious Ashley: Not a problem
Silvia Perez: Needless to say, my husband is no longer willing to buy any of your merchandise, beeing treated so poorly
Silvia Perez: Just saying
Silvia Perez: worry not, though, for I do want to buy something I'd been recommended; I was the one that told him about this site
Silvia Perez: .. you there?
Ambitious Ashley: yes
Silvia Perez: god, why are you taking so long to reply? Not meaning to be offensive, but your poor customer service is making ME not want to buy anything either..
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>i'd signed in a few times going by the name of a poorly speaking hispanic "Antonio Perez"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wd/YGJIc Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:28:57 No.408794343 Report

Quoted By: >>408795082

>>408786069

>some supplements to supplement my diet

>i'm morbidly obese

HA! You sir, are a god among men. Keep it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U0D4BIno Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:29:38 No.408794447 Report

Quoted By:

>>408794106
>>408794106
>>408794106
>>408794106
>>408794106
>>408794106
>>408794106
>>408794106
>>408794106
>>408794106

hahahahahahahaa

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JeVMJIRV Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:30:19 No.408794569 Report

Quoted By: >>408795039 >>408795047 >>408795137 >>408795261

amidoingitrite?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U0D4BIno Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:31:30 No.408794763 Report

Quoted By: >>408795795 >>408796998

Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Ambitious Ashley.
Chris Hansen: Take a seat over there.
Ambitious Ashley: hahahahhahhahha
Chris Hansen: C'mon, you love it
Chris Hansen: Your day has been brightened, no?
Ambitious Ashley: It did make me laugh
Chris Hansen: Seriously, don't fuck kids though. Any of you.
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Anonymous ID:/xF6pqfT Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:31:34 No.408794773 Report

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Philippo Digiovanni: Hi
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Philippo Digiovanni: Are the servers lagging? Usually this site is faster than this
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Massive Melis: One moment please while I look in to this for you
Philippo Digiovanni: Can I talk to Dan? I talked to him last time and he seemed much more....coherent
Massive Melis: Dan is currently unavailable.
Massive Melis: What may I assist you with?
Philippo Digiovanni: Are you a bot searching keywords? The answer to my first question really seemed like it
Massive Melis: Our servers are not lagging it is just a bit busy.
Massive Melis: What may I help you out with today?
Massive Melis: are you still there sir?
Philippo Digiovanni: Really? busy on a Wednesday evening? odd
Massive Melis: yes, it is.
Massive Melis: May I help you out with anything?
Philippo Digiovanni: Yes, I was wondering if you can ship to Malta?
Massive Melis: One moment please while I look in to this for you
Massive Melis: yes we do
Massive Melis: you can add the item to your cart and select Malta
Massive Melis: you need to check with customs to ensure everything is legal for import
Philippo Digiovanni: I'm worried about importing your battletoads
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Anonymous ID:LA8Aeuqg Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:31:43 No.408794797 Report

Quoted By:

This was amazing.
What do you guys think?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KN7ShAvO Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:31:45 No.408794804 Report

Quoted By:

>>408781323
My vote for best one yet.
>>408784790
You suck noob.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7LKSEJkL Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:31:53 No.408794831 Report

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>>408794106
>>408794106
>>408794106
They learn quick!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Lv9vdT4O Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:32:05 No.408794867 Report

Quoted By: >>408795014

Lolz this one is pretty nice.

1/2

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:b8aXPQGY Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:32:11 No.408794887 Report

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Chat Transcript
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Upp3rstrength Double D: Hey
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Anonymous ID:Wd/YGJIc Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:32:32 No.408794937 Report

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>>408786069

>my physician told me to call bodybuilding.com

He blatantly knew you were trolling, but you are such a friendly trolling king that he couldn't know for sure....until you mentioned your shag carpet messing up.

I'm still laughing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v6QQJry4 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:32:44 No.408794972 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...You have been connected to Martial Arts Mike.I PLAY BATTLE TOADS WHILE SITTING ON SHAG CARPETS: sup

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Anonymous ID:GM7jGnO/ Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:32:57 No.408795001 Report

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They kept ending the session :(

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Lv9vdT4O Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:33:00 No.408795014 Report

Quoted By:

>>408794867

2/2
she disconnected after this one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2Fvx145 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:33:10 No.408795039 Report

Quoted By:

>>408794569
nice file name
>epicwin.jpg
>epicwin
>epic

you sir, are not only a faggot but you are cancer.
and you aren't the first one to do that either, so don't think you're fucking special

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Anonymous ID:6to0L9Dn Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:33:13 No.408795047 Report

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>>408794569

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Anonymous ID:ZkDddESg Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:33:17 No.408795065 Report

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IM DONE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LzC+ox76 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:33:23 No.408795082 Report

Quoted By:

>>408794343
>>408794343
agree this was fucking funny

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h4/+XJHm Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:33:41 No.408795137 Report

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>>408794569
>>408794569
>>408794569
>>408794569
>>408794569
You are such an asshole, but in all fairness they can't really do much..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6L2bZH8J Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:34:15 No.408795209 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Deadlift Dan.
kristina smith: Hello? im not sure how totally how to use this thing
kristina smith: i need sum help
Deadlift Dan: what thing
kristina smith: the chat system
kristina smith: i wasnt sure if my messages were going thru
Deadlift Dan: yep got em
kristina smith: Okay great, I am trying to slim down a little bit but keep muscletone decent
kristina smith: can you reccomend
kristina smith: any low fat type protein shakes
kristina smith: etc
kristina smith: for women
Deadlift Dan: dymatize iso 100
Deadlift Dan: or labrada lean body for her
kristina smith: okay ill check those out thanks a lot
kristina smith: sure has been a shaggy day, hasn't it?
kristina smith: its so rainy here
Deadlift Dan: no way
Deadlift Dan: you too
Deadlift Dan: i thought only dudes with no lives did this
kristina smith: u mad dan?
kristina smith: u seem upset
kristina smith: I just mentioned that the weather today was bad.
kristina smith: No need to get angry at me.
Deadlift Dan: im not, it is just upsetting knowing that peoples taxes pay for people like you to do this stuff and not work
Deadlift Dan: that makes me mad
kristina smith: You said you aren't mad, then said you are. Which is it, Dan? And what do you mean by 'this stuff'?
kristina smith: I was just looking for a good protein powder.
kristina smith: Why all the hostility?
Deadlift Dan: i gave you one
kristina smith: I know, and I said thank you.
Deadlift Dan: great, God bless, have a good day
kristina smith: You too, bitch.

Dan is a bit upset.

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7yqYo2Z3 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:34:29 No.408795247 Report

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You have been connected to Raging Ryan.

Dora Emithus: hello

Raging Ryan: Thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com. My name is Raging Ryan. How can I help you today?

Dora Emithus: umm I was wondering what kind of product can help me

Dora Emithus: lose weight

Raging Ryan: I can help you with that today!

Raging Ryan: The Muscle Pharm Shred Matrix is a great fat burner we sell too! Not only is it going to give you more energy during the day, but it's going to cut out a lot of that unwanted fat and quick! :) You can find that product here:

The agent is sending you to http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/musclepharm/shredmatrix.html .

Dora Emithus: Can shag carpets do the trick?

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Anonymous ID:6to0L9Dn Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:34:33 No.408795261 Report

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>>408794569
lol at jobless runescape fag.

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Anonymous ID:Ambiv7MV Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:34:38 No.408795273 Report

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Booker Nabors is like their featured employee.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/xF6pqfT Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:35:30 No.408795403 Report

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Bruce Wayne: I'm Batman
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Anonymous ID:WcuaxdjC Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:35:35 No.408795413 Report

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Martial Arts Mike: Thanks for visiting Bodybuilding.com. My name is Martial Arts Mike. How can I help you today?
Dave Norton: I have been trying to get in shape for a year now, but have only lost a couple of pounds
Dave Norton: My friend recommended me this site, and said you had a particular product that could help me
Martial Arts Mike: Okay, I can help.
Dave Norton: It's a type of carpet, but I can't remember what type... i think the first word began with an S...
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Anonymous ID:v6QQJry4 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:37:08 No.408795648 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...You have been connected to Deadlift Dan.how come i never get ashley: put ashley on.

how come i never get ashley: she is italian

Deadlift Dan: no

how come i never get ashley: we have a date at 7

how come i never get ashley: she likes playing chess

how come i never get ashley: and using smoke signals to communicate

how come i never get ashley: we know each other very well

Deadlift Dan: hahah

how come i never get ashley: tell her my carrier pidgeon is almost there

how come i never get ashley: Serious question, do you guys get to choose your name?

Deadlift Dan: will do

how come i never get ashley: I'm picturing one person sitting in a room and it randomly generates a name for you when you pick up

how come i never get ashley: well probably not, because that martial arts mike guy is a dick and disconnects immediately every time.

Deadlift Dan: winner winner

Deadlift Dan: good guess

how come i never get ashley: You can tell that to ashley, and you can tell mike he is a dick

how come i never get ashley: I gotta go man, long drive to pick up my sweet heart

how come i never get ashley: later bro

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Anonymous ID:JOxEEIWK Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:37:31 No.408795723 Report

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Still going... bored now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2Fvx145 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:37:37 No.408795737 Report

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>>408795403
lol'd

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Anonymous ID:87rk2SuR Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:38:01 No.408795795 Report

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>>408794763
>seriously though dont fuck kids

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ByaxYjFZ Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:38:47 No.408795906 Report

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>>408774938
you won the INTERNET , sir.
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/Q3t5a/P Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:38:50 No.408795914 Report

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>>408788987
>>408788987
>>408788987
He just hates life now... mwahaha!

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Anonymous ID:M3dzuQ1S Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:39:08 No.408795960 Report

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this guy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v6QQJry4 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:40:22 No.408796161 Report

Quoted By: >>408796347

Chat TranscriptPlease wait while we find an agent to assist you...You have been connected to Raging Ryan.
Peter Parker: Ooooh somethings tingling

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Anonymous ID:quz7rqGw Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:41:20 No.408796347 Report

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>>408796161
goddammit you got me to laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:24J8er2I Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:41:33 No.408796389 Report

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You have been connected to Deadlift Dan.
Jo 123: Hello?
Jo 123: Is this real/can you actually help this time?
Jo 123: ?
Deadlift Dan: I would be more than happy to assist you with this!
Jo 123: ah thanks, well i was wondering why as a body building website you don't sell shag carpets?
Deadlift Dan: we do
Jo 123: honestly?
Jo 123: how much?
Deadlift Dan: lots of $
Jo 123: I only have camels and 4 wifes
Jo 123: the camel is better looking and shits less
Deadlift Dan: haha funny jo123
Deadlift Dan: funny
Jo 123: hello, are you on lunch?
Jo 123: thank you deadlife dan
Jo 123: do you have big guns?
Jo 123: and a small weewee?
Jo 123: Dan?
Deadlift Dan: I understand your situation and that you may be in need of assistance. I’m here to help. However, if you continue to use vulgar or inappropriate remarks I will be forced to block you from chatting with us in the future. Please be respectful so I can assist you in the best possible manner.
Jo 123: sorry Dan
Jo 123: if it's any consolation, you're better than clutch caleb
Deadlift Dan: fantastic
Jo 123: ty for your help, bye

he trolled me and made me leave.

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Anonymous ID:Gf0LL1nt Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:41:34 No.408796391 Report

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this is what happens when you make your name "Mike Hunt."

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Anonymous ID:7AMt+qMx Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:41:36 No.408796394 Report

Quoted By: >>408796663 >>408796869 >>408797049 >>408798525 >>408799598

fuck u guys, ur all faggots, i love bodybuilding.com, they're bros. but u guys take shit too far u loosers. anyways theyll probly get u guys in trouble u faggots. ahahaha

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Anonymous ID:HCSi7edP Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:42:16 No.408796512 Report

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Jimmies.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/xF6pqfT Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:42:55 No.408796610 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Martial Arts Mike.
Martial Arts Mike: Thanks for visiting Bodybuilding.com. My name is Martial Arts Mike. How can I help you today?
Andy Dufresne: Hi, I just escaped Shawshank Correctional Facility and I was wondering if you knew if Battletoads could get me to Zihuatanejo, Mexico?
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Anonymous ID:GM7jGnO/ Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:43:13 No.408796663 Report

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>>408796394
Kill yourself faggot

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Anonymous ID:M3dzuQ1S Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:43:21 No.408796687 Report

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Fucking racist bitch

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bIRU8t7F Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:44:21 No.408796846 Report

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i lol'd hard!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2Fvx145 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:44:29 No.408796869 Report

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>>408796394
you're a faggot.
who gives a fuck if you use bodybuilding.com a lot anyway, you whiteknight nigger.
an hero is the only way

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Anonymous ID:GM7jGnO/ Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:44:35 No.408796886 Report

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I got this one goooood....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v6QQJry4 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:44:56 No.408796946 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...You have been connected to Ambitious Ashley.

Mr. Roboto: Domo arigato

Mr. Roboto: omg finally

Mr. Roboto: Did they tell you my carrier pidgeon is on its way

Ambitious Ashley: Well its about time!

Mr. Roboto: we should play chess sometime

Mr. Roboto: you me, yahoo games, 7 pm

Mr. Roboto: we can both eat italian food in our homes and play each other in a battle of wits

Ambitious Ashley: So I found myself on the website you guys are using.

Mr. Roboto: Yes, the moral fag posted the chat where he told you the link.

Mr. Roboto: some people are so bad at trolling they just have to *attempt* to ruin the fun for everyone else.

Ambitious Ashley: Yeah, do you know what that means? I can't talk to you anymore. It is now ruined

Mr. Roboto: that's bullshit!

Mr. Roboto: goddamn lesbian!

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Anonymous ID:6P/Fq59g Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:44:57 No.408796951 Report

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hey mike furhey, you're a FAGGOT

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Anonymous ID:auqEMH50 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:45:00 No.408796961 Report

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Anonymous ID:Lv9vdT4O Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:45:03 No.408796970 Report

Quoted By: >>408797972

▲
▲ ▲

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Anonymous ID:LzC+ox76 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:45:12 No.408796998 Report

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>>408794763
This made me laugh really hard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CeunP2mJ Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:45:28 No.408797049 Report

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>>408796394
1/10 my jimmies remain unrustled

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZkDddESg Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:45:50 No.408797117 Report

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>norville rogers

instant dc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LEJ2qW4Y Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:45:50 No.408797118 Report

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Screen capture wasn't working. Here is it though.

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Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
Frank Tomlin: Hey there, Clutch.
Frank Tomlin: I have been looking all over for this product, but I can't find it on any other sites.
Clutch Caleb: Hi
Clutch Caleb: ok
Frank Tomlin: I heard it helps build up electricity or something in your body.
Frank Tomlin: Gives you shocking results.
Clutch Caleb: ok
Frank Tomlin: I can't remember the name of it.
Clutch Caleb: I'm sorry to hear that
Frank Tomlin: Do you know anything that it could be?
Frank Tomlin: I think it started with an s.
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Anonymous ID:v7UyL8p1 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:46:48 No.408797252 Report

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more like racist ryan

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Anonymous ID:vKqRssC+ Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:46:55 No.408797268 Report

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So close....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jiw8r5O4 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:47:09 No.408797314 Report

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Chat Transcript
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You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Jack Farmer: hi
Jack Farmer: You can help me by finding a product
Jack Farmer: I wanna get stronger without doing much for it
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Jack Farmer: Perhaps some pills
Massive Melis: well you need to work hard to gain strength
Massive Melis: you can't just take a supplement and be strong
Jack Farmer: hm ok what training system
Jack Farmer: should i use?
Jack Farmer: and how i can train my Shag Carpet?
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Anonymous ID:Gf0LL1nt Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:48:04 No.408797469 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/245Z9Yv Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:48:46 No.408797574 Report

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John Pickles: Hello
Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
John Pickles: About training
John Pickles: on floor
Clutch Caleb: Ok
John Pickles: I have been training on old carpet for 2 years
John Pickles: I would like to buy a new one
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Anonymous ID:M3dzuQ1S Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:49:26 No.408797670 Report

Quoted By: >>408797895

Took him pretty long

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Anonymous ID:44GOGhDa Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:50:53 No.408797892 Report

Quoted By: >>408798074

Haha

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+yLu8/OH Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:50:53 No.408797895 Report

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>>408797670
holy fuck i loled so fucking hard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v6QQJry4 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:51:00 No.408797912 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...You have been connected to Massive Melis.
what is a melis: what does the name mean?

what is a melis: oh good

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>I will never f uckign know

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Anonymous ID:LzC+ox76 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:51:23 No.408797972 Report

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>>408796970
oh shit raging ryan confirmed for /b/tard. Make him triforce

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gf0LL1nt Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:52:09 No.408798074 Report

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>>408797892
awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oTTkc3Tq Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:53:24 No.408798274 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Raging Ryan.
Jay Williams: Hello I want to buy some more Optimum Gold Standard 100% Whey
Double Rich Chocolate, 1 Lb.
Raging Ryan: Thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com. My name is Raging Ryan. How can I help you today?
Jay Williams: My BB friend gave me the promotional code: shagcarpet - however it doesn't seem to be working or giving any discounts? Has it already been used?
Jay Williams: nigger
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Anonymous ID:Gzi+oB55 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:54:34 No.408798419 Report

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Kept this fucker going for a while. Enjoy fags. :)

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Anonymous ID:GM7jGnO/ Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:55:00 No.408798467 Report

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huehuehue

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Anonymous ID:NGGhDfjU Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:55:27 No.408798525 Report

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>>408796394

Pic related anon. DO IT whiteknight fag

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Anonymous ID:d7h40pA9 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:55:35 No.408798543 Report

Quoted By: >>408798862

she still hasn't noticed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FY1sru1C Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:55:43 No.408798565 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Clutch Caleb.
Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
Tyler Ronaldo: hello
Clutch Caleb: Hi
Tyler Ronaldo: ive been trying to get in shape for 1 year, no luck. any help?
Clutch Caleb: Okay, I can help you out with that!
Clutch Caleb: .What are your fitness goals/
Tyler Ronaldo: well I dont know where to begin, I guess I would like to build up my arms.
Clutch Caleb: Ok
Clutch Caleb: There are many great workout plans on the Supersite
Tyler Ronaldo: what about supplements, like protein?
Tyler Ronaldo: hello?
Tyler Ronaldo: A friend recommended me this site, and said you had a particular product that could help me
Clutch Caleb: Ok
Tyler Ronaldo: also, what does creatine do exactly for my workout/body?
Clutch Caleb: Creatine helps fill your muscles to give them shape, make the stronger, and bigger
Tyler Ronaldo: what about
Tyler Ronaldo: s
Tyler Ronaldo: h
Tyler Ronaldo: a
Tyler Ronaldo: g
Tyler Ronaldo: c
Tyler Ronaldo: a
Tyler Ronaldo: r
Tyler Ronaldo: p
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Anonymous ID:JIYQx3om Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:56:19 No.408798673 Report

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>>408777553

lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JXDRUqnh Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:56:28 No.408798703 Report

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>>408780565
the blue one is the real ashley ?

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Anonymous ID:h4/+XJHm Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:56:44 No.408798738 Report

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WAT THE FUK?

Sarah Jiggles: Hi im looking for some information on a new product
Sarah Jiggles: shag
Sarah Jiggles: oh i bet you know what's coming next
Sarah Jiggles: you little jiggly puff
Cross-Fit Chris: Kirby

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Anonymous ID:LzC+ox76 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:57:39 No.408798862 Report

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>>408798543
I'm into this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7ld7eDeW Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:58:21 No.408798959 Report

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FUCKING YES
>>408780565
>>408780565
>>408780565
>>408780565
>>408780565
>>408780565
>>408780565
>>408780565
>>408780565

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Anonymous ID:44GOGhDa Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:59:10 No.408799080 Report

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>>408798970
New thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7UyL8p1 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:59:21 No.408799112 Report

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>>408780565
FREAKIN EPIC DUDEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9K9Vfyx3 Thu 28 Jun 2012 01:59:46 No.408799179 Report

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ur transcript is shown below.
You have been connected to Cross-Fit Chris.
Christopher Poole: Hey!
Christopher Poole: I want to gain more weight,when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
Christopher Poole: It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

...god I’m fucked up.
Christopher Poole: So I heard about this product "shag carpet"
Christopher Poole: Can you recomend this to me, as the jumpropes bore me nowadays
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Anonymous ID:9AiyF+m4 Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:00:57 No.408799359 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Clutch Caleb.
Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
dave richards: yes can you help me with a few questions
dave richards: I am about 6'2 over weight and looking to get in shape
dave richards: im mostly looking to gain upper body muscles and get slim
Clutch Caleb: I see
dave richards: kinda like the basketball player shag
dave richards: *shaq
Clutch Caleb: What are your questions?
dave richards: im a carpet installer and have little time to work out and wondering the quickest way to do this
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Anonymous ID:44GOGhDa Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:01:36 No.408799448 Report

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New thread
>>408799316

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9K9Vfyx3 Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:01:40 No.408799461 Report

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Jimmy Poo: BE IT BREAKFAST, BRUNCH OR BED AND BE YOU A BAREFOOT BURGLAR, BRITISH BANKER OR BEDFAST BOOKMAKER A BASIC BESTIAL BLESSING IS THE BURGER! A BILLION BURGER BANQUET BEQUETH UPON ME FROM A BURGER BASTION OF BEDLAM BARELY BEGINS TO BOIL MY BULKY BURGER BURDEN. YET I MUST BARE BULBOUS BEGGERS BESEECHING BURGERS TO BUILD UPON THEIR BIG BAGGAGE WHILE BREEDING BARBARICALLY. BUT BEFORE THE BURGER BANQUET A BETTER BEGINNING IS OBLIGED. YOU MAY CALL ME BURGER KING.
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Anonymous ID:24J8er2I Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:02:03 No.408799521 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Weight Woman: Hey does this work? and if so can you spare a minute to help
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Weight Woman: Hey, thank you, i've been doing some light work, running on treadmill, small weights but do you know of any products to help with weight loss?
Weight Woman: just as an extra boost?
Weight Woman: That's obviously not goign to have too many calories
Weight Woman: but also taste good
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Massive Melis: What are you health and fitness goals that you wish to achieve?
Weight Woman: well im about 5 4, 215 lbs
Massive Melis: okay
Weight Woman: I really want to obviously loose weight, i'm on a better diet
Weight Woman: but once i loose it, or while i loose it i want to tone up
Weight Woman: and not have stretch marks
Massive Melis: I would recommend taking some BCAA's they taste great and help build muscle. The also help with keeping muscle on.
Weight Woman: i'll write that down
Massive Melis: Here are my two favorite BCAA products:
Xtend by Scivation: http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/sv/xtend.html - This product is great to just drink through the day. It tastes awesome; my favorite flavor is green apple! I usually drink it during my workout, and throughout my day! It also will help with anti-catabolism and help you recover very fast.
Amino Recovery: http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/bodybuilding-supplements/amino-recovery.html - This is my far the best tasting amino acid product in my opinion. It also contains 2 grams of Leucine, it helps build muscle.

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Anonymous ID:GJePcshL Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:02:10 No.408799543 Report

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Frank Ambers: Hello, Chris
Cross-Fit Chris: Hello! My name is Cross Fit Chris! How can I help you today?
Frank Ambers: I want to ask something about muscle gainers
Frank Ambers: Are those bad for your health?
Cross-Fit Chris: No they are designed to help with your health as a dietary supplement
Frank Ambers: Ok. Because I know steroids are bad for your health
Frank Ambers: So I was thinking about trying shag carpet for my muscle gain
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Anonymous ID:tu3T1Pny Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:02:32 No.408799598 Report

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>>408796394

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Anonymous ID:7AMt+qMx Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:02:34 No.408799607 Report

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ahahah gettin u faggots in more shit.
srsly u guys stop trolling bodybuilding u fags, theyre cool there unlike u loosers umad bro? because theyhav muscle unlike u?

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Anonymous ID:24J8er2I Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:02:39 No.408799625 Report

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>>408799521
>>408799521
> continued

Weight Woman: ah excellent, ive tasted some friends but they don't taste that good to be honest, but i'll definetly trust your advise
Massive Melis: sounds good!
Massive Melis: Did you need me to help you placing an order or anything else?
Weight Woman: one more thing
Massive Melis: yes?
Weight Woman: If I spill those 2 things on my shag carpet, do they stain or come out easily?
Massive Melis: One moment please while I look in to this for you
Weight Woman: ty
Massive Melis: you're welcome
Weight Woman: ?
Massive Melis: One moment please while I look in to this for you
Weight Woman: thank you, sorry
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Anonymous ID:Gk6tJyWW Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:03:13 No.408799717 Report

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>>408772795

be sure to take the Exit survey and give them all low rates. It directly affects their pay.

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Anonymous ID:pGfjBIiQ Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:04:17 No.408799879 Report

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Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
Ishta Kranur: salutations
Ishta Kranur: i come
Ishta Kranur: i want big muscle
Clutch Caleb: HI
Ishta Kranur: help?
Ishta Kranur: look i telled seeing on internet
Ishta Kranur: site is popular
Ishta Kranur: so
Ishta Kranur: strong how ? me?
Clutch Caleb: I'm sorry. I don't understand
Ishta Kranur: LOOK I BROWSE INTERNET
Ishta Kranur: internet say page is popularity
Ishta Kranur: i want muscle
Ishta Kranur: big strong woman me
Ishta Kranur: what do ????
Clutch Caleb: You work out and eat properly
Clutch Caleb: THere are many great workotu plans on the Supersite
Ishta Kranur: look you no understand... im confidence strong looking woman... how do i BECOME muscled???
Clutch Caleb: You have to work out to get muscles
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Anonymous ID:Gf0LL1nt Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:04:34 No.408799929 Report

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>>408799717
too far...

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Anonymous ID:QAEOgdfx Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:04:44 No.408799950 Report

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I think they shut down the chat.

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Anonymous ID:44GOGhDa Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:05:30 No.408800081 Report

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God damn, I don't know the proper way to link a new thread, never done it before.
>>408799913
Go there!

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Anonymous ID:NvRgi15p Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:06:10 No.408800202 Report

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>>408776446
FUCKING LOL'D

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Anonymous ID:eLcnhzGW Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:07:01 No.408800345 Report

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This was actually funny

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Anonymous ID:6ef6IIiL Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:08:05 No.408800518 Report

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Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Massive Melis.
Fred: Hello
Fred: I just want to say that I've already had some really bad service
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Fred: And I do have some questions
Fred: Everytime I want to ask a question, I get disconnected
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Massive Melis: ask away
Fred: Maybe it's because of my internet connection but I'm not sure
Fred: But okay
Massive Melis: okay
Fred: I really want to lose some weight
Fred: I'm not really fat, but I do have like.. 'man-boobs'
Fred: And I'd like to grow some muscles
Massive Melis: okay, and have you used any protein before?
Fred: No, I haven't
Fred: I did use something for a while, it was pretty good
Fred: What was it again.. Uhh
Fred: Oh right, shag carpet
Massive Melis: what was it called?
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Anonymous ID:WcuaxdjC Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:08:24 No.408800567 Report

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God damn it, Dan.

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Anonymous ID:FY1sru1C Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:08:35 No.408800593 Report

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WIN WIN WIN
SHE ANSWERED CHAT
WILL POST WHEN FINISHED!

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Anonymous ID:Wd/YGJIc Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:08:39 No.408800603 Report

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I, don't know what happened here.

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Anonymous ID:SwJCUxIj Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:08:50 No.408800621 Report

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Teprac Gahs: Hi
Deadlift Dan: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Deadlift Dan! How can I help you today?
Teprac Gahs: Hi Dan,
Teprac Gahs: Could you please do me a big favour?
Deadlift Dan: yes
Teprac Gahs: please could you read my name backwards? right to left..?
Deadlift Dan: shag carpet
Deadlift Dan: how ironic
Deadlift Dan: we have had so many prankers with that request
Deadlift Dan: this must be your lucky day
Teprac Gahs: you're joking me right?
Teprac Gahs: I thought I was the only one.. there are thousands of people shouting out my name backwards.. that is incredible.
Deadlift Dan: no, what is going on, is that really your name
Teprac Gahs: Of course this is my name.. is your name really Deadlift Dan?
Deadlift Dan: no it is nadtfildaed
Deadlift Dan: read it backworkds
Deadlift Dan: back words
Deadlift Dan: **
Teprac Gahs: wow, you have a backwards name too! highfive!
Deadlift Dan: winning
Teprac Gahs: Well, whilst we're on the subject nadtfildaed, im after a new floor covering, and as unbelievably ironic as it is, I'm looking for shag carpet... how's about it?
Deadlift Dan: how bout that, im out
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Where do they find these people? could he srsly think that in some weird coincidence, my name backwards was shag carpet...

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Anonymous ID:w+Mn/m/U Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:09:51 No.408800787 Report

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jesus christ: mr raging
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Anonymous ID:vhW2xC81 Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:10:29 No.408800884 Report

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I did my best

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Anonymous ID:U0D4BIno Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:10:56 No.408800970 Report

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Deadlift Dan: we're colleagues.
Raging Ryan: nope
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>okay.jpg

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Anonymous ID:bIRU8t7F Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:11:47 No.408801104 Report

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fuckin ryan... haha xD

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Anonymous ID:9AiyF+m4 Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:12:21 No.408801192 Report

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should we start calling them

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Anonymous ID:KshjdzMZ Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:12:42 No.408801248 Report

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Nick McBrideson: Hey
Deadlift Dan: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Deadlift Dan! How can I help you today?
Nick McBrideson: So how often do you guys get calls and stuff about shag carpets?
Nick McBrideson: please don't leave
Nick McBrideson: I wanna know
Nick McBrideson: Just this one answer and I won't bother you anymore
Nick McBrideson: Come on Dan, I'm waiting
Nick McBrideson: Not pulling any shit, just want an answer
Nick McBrideson: Dan?
Nick McBrideson: MUTHAFUKS
Deadlift Dan: what
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Anonymous ID:6ef6IIiL Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:13:37 No.408801408 Report

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>>408800621
Oh lawd, can't stop laughing

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Anonymous ID:/NTGl8zI Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:14:54 No.408801638 Report

Quoted By: >>408802647

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Jimmy Stainter: Hi im looking for a type of workout equipment
Jimmy Stainter: My friend suggested it but i can't remember the name
Martial Arts Mike: Okay, what are you looking for and I will try and help.
Jimmy Stainter: Its a type of mat i think
Jimmy Stainter: I think it had the word shag in it
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Anonymous ID:WcuaxdjC Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:15:43 No.408801771 Report

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Ambitious Ashley for new queen of /b/!

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Anonymous ID:44GOGhDa Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:15:49 No.408801786 Report

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Yesss!

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Anonymous ID:jiw8r5O4 Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:15:51 No.408801794 Report

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Jack Hermet: Hey i wanna train in the next 3 months
Jack Hermet: and i wanna find the right proteins for my training
Cross-Fit Chris: Hello! My name is Cross Fit Chris! How can I help you today?
Jack Hermet: Which products should i buy for a 3 month training?
Jack Hermet: Hi Cross-Fit Chris :)
Jack Hermet: I think i will train with 3 hours jogging each day
Jack Hermet: What also should i do for a better condition =?
Cross-Fit Chris: What are you goals for training
Jack Hermet: hm i wanna a better condition
Jack Hermet: and bigger arm muscles :)
Jack Hermet: and perhaps a "sixpack"
Cross-Fit Chris: Right on well running is a great way to lose body fat
Cross-Fit Chris: I would recommend lifting weights on some days as well, perhaps 3 days a week
Jack Hermet: My friend said the Shag Carpert protein helps me to get a sixpack while i am eating pizza
Jack Hermet: Do you sell this ?
Jack Hermet: how many shags you had today?
Cross-Fit Chris: :)
Jack Hermet: :D
Jack Hermet: i hope you love 4chan :D
Jack Hermet: i dont know what shag carpert means XDD
Jack Hermet: explain it pls^^
Jack Hermet: hey
Jack Hermet: are you still there?
Jack Hermet: Dont leave and lets have a nice chat day :)
Jack Hermet: If you leave a bird will be killed :'(
Jack Hermet: and my grandma will die because of cancer :'(
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Anonymous ID:MPC/NnCv Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:17:58 No.408802105 Report

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>>408801794
Fag

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Anonymous ID:jPyeyiHp Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:18:00 No.408802112 Report

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S. Carpet Carpetus: hello
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Anonymous ID:zKPw/FyT Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:18:34 No.408802209 Report

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Ej Grayson: Hey
Ej Grayson: I lost my order number,
Ej Grayson: So I can't track my order
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Ej Grayson: I lost my order number
Ej Grayson: I can't track it now
Ej Grayson: I have the name its under
Ej Grayson: If that helps
Ej Grayson: Melis?
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Massive Melis: what was your e-mail
Ej Grayson: It was my dads email and credit card number
Ej Grayson: I have his name though
Ej Grayson: I'm not sure of those two
Ej Grayson: Hello?
Massive Melis: I need the e-mail or phone number
Ej Grayson: You cant look it p from name?
Ej Grayson: It's under Old, Gregg
Massive Melis: I can't find it by that
Ej Grayson: His names Old Greg and he drinks from a shoe
Ej Grayson: It cant be that heard
Ej Grayson: Do you like Baileys?
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Anonymous ID:rb+rhmyV Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:19:11 No.408802315 Report

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>>408794106

nearly shitted my pants

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Anonymous ID:/NTGl8zI Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:19:39 No.408802382 Report

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lol

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Anonymous ID:U0D4BIno Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:19:46 No.408802403 Report

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needs moar deadlift dan

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Anonymous ID:6ef6IIiL Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:21:18 No.408802647 Report

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>>408801638
This dude just ignored me like the whole time..
I had such an important order..

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Anonymous ID:rLwE6vTq Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:22:00 No.408802765 Report

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Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
John Holmes: Hi, Melis. There's this weight gain supplement I've purchased locally before but I'm not sure what it's called. I'm trying to find it on your site.
Massive Melis: I would love to help you out with this my friend!
Massive Melis: what was the color of it?
John Holmes: I seem to recall that the bottle was orange.
John Holmes: Definitely plastic, not glass.
Massive Melis: do you recall any part of the name?
John Holmes: I think it was called something like....uhh...'Tepr- something'
John Holmes: Really strange name
John Holmes: Wait, I forgot to tell you my eyesight is reversed, it's like looking into a mirror all the time. It's called Shag Carpet
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Anonymous ID:MO4wyZkz Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:22:11 No.408802790 Report

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Mitchell Henderson: Hello?
Mitchell Henderson: Anyone there?
Massive Melis: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Massive Melis. How can I help you today?.
Mitchell Henderson: Hey. i saw that you get a free gift with orders over 75 dollars, what gifts are they?
Massive Melis: One moment please while I look in to this for you
Mitchell Henderson: Thanks.
The agent is sending you to https://www.bodybuilding.com/store/freegift.htm.
Massive Melis: those are the free gifts
Mitchell Henderson: Oh is there any chance i could get a free shag carpet?
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Anonymous ID:gmAadluQ Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:22:19 No.408802820 Report

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Shag Carpet: I have a question about an order
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Anonymous ID:7e+6dHrH Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:22:59 No.408802927 Report

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Anonymous ID:Gf0LL1nt Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:23:27 No.408802994 Report

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ah, come on ash.

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Anonymous ID:oTTkc3Tq Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:24:46 No.408803208 Report

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You faggots do know Ambitious Ashley is a dude?

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Anonymous ID:DFnFvU53 Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:24:52 No.408803232 Report

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Anonymous ID:WcuaxdjC Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:25:05 No.408803275 Report

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Deadlift Dan's No.1 Fan: hello

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Didn't want you anyway, you stupid slut.

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Anonymous ID:Qh0XLF9b Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:26:01 No.408803434 Report

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You have been connected to Deadlift Dan.
max swag: hey
Deadlift Dan: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Deadlift Dan! How can I help you today?
max swag: im a bit scrawny looking to bulk up
max swag: anytips
Deadlift Dan: protein
Deadlift Dan: bcaa
Deadlift Dan: creatine
max swag: bcaa?
max swag: sounds like my grades ha]
max swag: hello?
Deadlift Dan: good one
Deadlift Dan: stand up quality right there
max swag: thanks
max swag: but what is bcaa
Deadlift Dan: branch chain amino acids
max swag: isnt it bad to have a lot of acids?
max swag: btw how much can you deadlift?
Deadlift Dan: idk
Deadlift Dan: 450lbs
max swag: i weight 80kg. what do you think would be good for me
max swag: ?
max swag: you dont know something ypure trying to sell?
max swag: whats that in kg
Deadlift Dan: what/
max swag: you said idk when i asked if its bad to have too much acid
Deadlift Dan: i was talking about my deadlift
max swag: oh ok
Deadlift Dan: bcaa are amino acids
Deadlift Dan: they help you recover and repair faster
max swag: how much do you weight
max swag: cos its not amazing if you weight 450pounds and can lift that
max swag: hello?
Deadlift Dan: 175
Deadlift Dan: i was not bragging, you asked
max swag: impressive
max swag: haha sounds like you are buddy
max swag: bet you get a lot of girls then
Deadlift Dan: thank you for your thumbs up
Deadlift Dan: means the world
max swag: any time
max swag: you seem like a nice bloke
max swag: wouldnt want you to be mad at me would i?
max swag: any tips for the ladies
max swag: btw my last name isnt actually swag
Deadlift Dan: you seem like you have it all figured out
Deadlift Dan: good luck
max swag: haha

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Anonymous ID:24J8er2I Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:28:14 No.408803769 Report

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Live Jasmin: Howdy/
Cross-Fit Chris: Hello! My name is Cross Fit Chris! How can I help you today?
Live Jasmin: Hi Chris, I have a problem with my body
Cross-Fit Chris: What can I help you with
Live Jasmin: people keep coming into my website and chat (www.livejasmin.com) and asking me to put shoes on my head
Live Jasmin: I was told it's coming from here
Cross-Fit Chris: Sorry to hear that
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Anonymous ID:1t6CLyU/ Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:28:22 No.408803794 Report

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Anonymous ID:zdtta76J Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:28:29 No.408803807 Report

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Anonymous ID:h4/+XJHm Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:28:42 No.408803842 Report

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>>408802820
>>408802820
>>408802820
>>408802820
>>408802820
>>408802820
>>408802820
>>408802820
MY FUCKING SIDES

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Anonymous ID:6ef6IIiL Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:28:42 No.408803846 Report

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Anonymous ID:44GOGhDa Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:29:27 No.408803970 Report

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Anonymous ID:24J8er2I Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:29:30 No.408803986 Report

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>>408803794

lold

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Anonymous ID:WcuaxdjC Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:29:45 No.408804024 Report

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wat

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Anonymous ID:Lv9vdT4O Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:30:27 No.408804149 Report

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>>408803881

This is problably the gym
SO CLOSE, still not close enough.

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Anonymous ID:24J8er2I Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:31:49 No.408804369 Report

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Anonymous ID:jPyeyiHp Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:32:47 No.408804514 Report

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Martial Arts Mike: Thanks for visiting Bodybuilding.com. My name is Martial Arts Mike. How can I help you today?
Thom Walken: Hey, I have a few questions about your suplements
Thom Walken: I'm pretty new to working out and stuff
Thom Walken: What would you think would be good for supporting my workouts? Im trying to lose weight and build muscle
Martial Arts Mike: I would start with a good protein shake.
Thom Walken: alright, and how would that help? (because I really have no idea how supplements work, workout wise)
Martial Arts Mike: Your body has to have enough protein and calories to be able to gain.
Martial Arts Mike: Usually this is hard to get just from food so we recommend taking in some extra calories and protein from supplements to make up the difference.
Thom Walken: Oh cool, so it just boosts my normal supply for workout purposes
Thom Walken: I assume I can order it from your website?

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Kelly Anderson: hi cross fit chris
Cross-Fit Chris: Hello! My name is Cross Fit Chris! How can I help you today?
Kelly Anderson: what are the differences in soy and whey protein?
Kelly Anderson: not sure what one to get
Cross-Fit Chris: Soy and whey are composed of different molecular structure so your body absorbs them a bit differently. Whey protein is very bio-available, meaning your body easily takes it up and uses it, almost easier than any other type of protein there is . Soy protein is also good, but not as bioavailable as Whey is
Kelly Anderson: so what one do i want?
Cross-Fit Chris: I would go with whey protein personally
Cross-Fit Chris: My favorite by far is the ISOFlex
Cross-Fit Chris: But another good option is Optimum Gold Standard. There are also blended proteins that are better for meal replacements. They digest a bit slower and give you a good source of different proteins like whey, soy, egg, etc. For that I would go with Combat Power or Myofusion
Kelly Anderson: combat power huh? i like the sound of that
Cross-Fit Chris: Powder *
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Kelly Anderson: it kinda makes me want to fuck you on my new shag carpet
Kelly Anderson: why dont you talk dirty to my combat chris
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Anonymous ID:6ef6IIiL Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:32:54 No.408804534 Report

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Ohh yeah guise, maybe time to spam the survey?

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Anonymous ID:U0D4BIno Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:33:08 No.408804580 Report

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I'm done, been good fun /b/ros.

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Anonymous ID:9MZW7+VN Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:33:12 No.408804595 Report

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Me-Yung Soon: hi
Clutch Caleb: Thank you for choosing bodybuilding.com. This is Clutch Caleb. How can I help you today?
Me-Yung Soon: 여기서 성교 카펫을 구입
Me-Yung Soon: sorry
Me-Yung Soon: no english
Me-Yung Soon: good
Clutch Caleb: Its ok
Me-Yung Soon: 나는 성교 카페트를 구입할 필요가
Clutch Caleb: I don't understand
Me-Yung Soon: I here buy shag carpet?
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Anonymous ID:jPyeyiHp Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:33:28 No.408804638 Report

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>>408804514
Martial Arts Mike: Yes,
Martial Arts Mike: for just a simple protein Optimum 100% Whey is great
The agent is sending you to http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/bodybuilding-supplements/100-percent-whey-power.html.
Martial Arts Mike: For more calories and maximum gains Pro-Complex gainer is more appropriate.
The agent is sending you to http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/opt/gainer.html.
Thom Walken: so I should start off with the whey power thing, and then switch over to the other one when I get a bit more serious
Martial Arts Mike: That sounds good.
Martial Arts Mike: You may not even need a gainer if you are able to increase how much you eat.
Thom Walken: Hmm I suppose, I think I'm gonna give the whey power thing a try though
Thom Walken: Could always switch back to just eating more
Martial Arts Mike: Is there anything else that I can assist you with?
Thom Walken: Ehhm lemme think
Thom Walken: Oh yeah one thing, if I'm done with those proteins, when should I start using shagged carpet?
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Anonymous ID:Gf0LL1nt Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:33:45 No.408804707 Report

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what a sport.

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Anonymous ID:zKPw/FyT Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:34:03 No.408804761 Report

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Ambitious Ashley: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Ambitious Ashley! How can I help you today?
Nick Cage: I think my internet is messing up, it just disconnected us
Nick Cage: Okay, so heres the problem
Ambitious Ashley: I am so sorry to hear that!
Nick Cage: Im an amatuer actor
Nick Cage: My first bg audition is coming up
Ambitious Ashley: Great!
Nick Cage: The part requires the lead to be like
Nick Cage: ripped, you know
Nick Cage: I've been in a few shorts, none really that great
Nick Cage: But now
Nick Cage: I need to work off this flab for this audition
Nick Cage: I think its what I need to get the big time
Ambitious Ashley: I see
Nick Cage: What do you reccomend?
Nick Cage: Hello?
Nick Cage: Ashley?
Nick Cage: ):
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Anonymous ID:MCatuuxZ Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:34:23 No.408804821 Report

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YES no...: Hello
Ambitious Ashley: No
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Anonymous ID:Qh0XLF9b Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:34:27 No.408804831 Report

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>>408803434
>>408803751

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Anonymous ID:gmAadluQ Thu 28 Jun 2012 02:35:41 No.408805034 Report

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Deadlift Dan: Hello and thank you for choosing Bodybuilding.com! My name is Deadlift Dan! How can I help you today?
Jakert Synder: CAn you tell me about teprac gahs?
Jakert Synder: It's a kind of protein shake
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