Question to all femanons: why do you bother to come here to this website?

Make no mistake about it, this website is not for you. It is not where you belong. You will never understand what it really is to belong to /b/. You might fancy yourself to be special ("i'm not like the other girls! they are so two-faced and self-centered, i only have guy friends!"), but the truth is, you are not.

You might think yourself to be awkward and nerdy, but you will never truly understand what it is like to be awkward and nerdy whilst being male, and so you miss out on the ultimate part of the life experience thereof.

The under-the-ground-floor-dwellers that mostly comprise /b/ might mislead you to believe that you belong, that you are "in" with us, but do not be mistaken-you are tolerated solely for the smattering if tits that /b/ sometimes gets out of it.

You will never truly ever be "one of the guys".

Why are you here?