Hello /b/, I'll be brief. I'm from the future. We are using cutting-edge technology to communicate with 2012. Being the voice of humanity in this experiment makes me happy, and I'm really excited.

We are going to test our new communication-through-time devices, and this website and year were chosen for it by reasons we can't tell you.

Our team and computers are working on time paradoxes, so I can answer some of your questions, but I may not answer a lot of them and just ignore them if the team says so. Don't get mad.

I have less than one hour, so let's get to work.