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ID:q6vCdBgN No.409673694 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Welcome /b/,
Id like to play a little game with you all.
You have trained long and hard to as a Pokemon Trainer and now youve perfected your team and acquired all the necessary badges and moves.
Youve waited your whole life for this moment.
You have arrived at the Elite Four where you will face off against the world's toughest challengers in the entire world and in all of history.
So...I ask you /b/rothers...do you have what it takes....?
I said.....DO YOU HAVE WHAT IF FUCKING TAKES YOU FUCKING PANZIES!!!!
If so, your first challenger is....
with Lorelei, Mistress of Icy Pokémon.
ROLLING a 0 will defeat Lorelei and advance you to the next challenger. Can you do it /b/?
I am counting on you all.