~Scientist log GENESIS004. Date 03-07-2012.
Extracting moot's container from safety cupboard vault for examination is becoming exceedingly difficult. Assistant complained of presence of growth gases. Moot is now well on it's way to becoming autonomous. A thick crust has developed on top of liquid level, possibly acting like an egg shell. Moot is gestating into a more sophisticated life form.
Moot is a previously inert and lifeless mixture of putrid yogurt, meat balls, spaghetti, mashed potatoes and semen. It is the result of our experiment to create a new kind of life form. Over the course of 4 months, during which our science team has kept Anonymous informed of all progress, moot has morphed into a living being. We check it regularly for signs of distress or intelligent behavior.
We will respond to queries for the next hour or two. For science.